Kronche Squared

Longtime Cuteologists are familiar with Rule of Cuteness #35: If you try to eat your own appendage, it’s cute.


Less well-known is its corollary: If someone else is eating a different appendage at the same time, it’s ultra-cute.


No need to buy them chew toys, Cindilla T.

115 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Wolfie says:

    See, this is why I love this site. It’s not just good for overloading on teh cute, it’s also an endless source of instruction. Now I know what a weimaraner is.

    Oh, and I want one. Or four.

  2. mrsgilmore says:

    i just exploded from the coxcu. game over, indeed.

  3. Laís S. says:

    Meu Deus! Que lindos! Eu quero! Eu quero muito! Cachorro é vida,é muito amor. Imagem do dia.

  4. tracylee says:

    man, that puppeh must be delicious! Not only is he chompin on himself, his brother/sister wants a nibble too.

    *squishes into pile* lemme hava bite! just a little one?

  5. I’ll take the other ear, if you don’t mind!

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Captain Kronsche and Foot Loops: the breakfast of champions

  7. Jennie says:

    those pups look like they are made from delicious milky hot chocolate. who wouldn’t nom them?

  8. kasia says:

    nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

  9. Metz says:

    eeeeeeeeee!
    *splode*
    I think my heart just popped. Anyone got a mop?

    • muttluver says:

      ……I think this calls for some sort of wet-vac…….. *goes in search of sufficient cleaning/retrieval supplies for Metz’s heart*

  10. LOL!

  11. Hon Glad says:

    I don’t think the foot chewing Weimaraneraner, has got his teefs yet, give the poor doggie a bone.
    I always thought that the Weimeraner, was the name given by historians to the parliamenary republic established in 1919 in Germany to replace the imperial form of government. Well the more you know :)

  12. pitkat says:

    Someone is teeeee–thing……. :)

  13. blair says:

    ouroboweimeranoubaroo?

  14. Theresa says:

    NYANG NYANG NYANG

  15. MamaDawn in Tulsa says:

    I loves me some weimie! Only problem is they stay in the “must chew everything” stage for about 18 months. My Gracie ate a stroller, 2 garage doors and about a half dozen bicycle seats before she grew out of it (and she got lots and lots of love, exercise and chewie toys). They are GREAT furkids, though, if you have a little time to spend.

    • Hon Glad says:

      MamaDawn in Tulsa – I hope you don’t mean the whole of the objects mentioned.

    • victoreia says:

      8-O

    • Melinda says:

      My Lady ate a couch, and a door frame. I loved that dog, she was my best childhood friend. And I love these puppehs! I want to nom on them sooo much!

    • muttluver says:

      II’ve heard tell of labs/goldens that chewed through drywall. And it didn’t stop til they got to be old dogs. Consider yourself fortunate. :P

    • Wend says:

      I had a girlfriend whose Great Dane puppy chewed the leg off one of her grandmother’s antique dining room chairs ,and her mother’s real-for-truly-solid wood cupboard doors .

      • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

        Was there any dog food in the house, at the time????
        (sorry, couldn’t resist…)

  16. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Love those angel eyes on those little devils :D

  17. Bri. says:

    C’mon folks, how could he resist eating his own foot when he’s made entirely out of blueberries and chocolate mousse??!?

  18. Beth says:

    A new rule: if your fur looks like the softest velvet possible, you’re cute!!!!
    What precious babies!!!!

  19. StormCat says:

    I never knew their eyes were so blue! Do they stay that way? What beautiful pups!!! OH and since no one else has said it yet, Boop!!!

    • BB/VA says:

      The first Weimaraner I ever saw was a pewter color all over with green eyes. Gorgeous!!

    • Noelegy says:

      Weimaraners that color will grow up to have gorgeous amber eyes. They don’t stay blue, but they are beautiful.

  20. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Personally, I’m goin’ with the opinion
    that they were playing a game of Twister, and got all tangled up :)

  21. Anna says:

    I’m a kitty person more than a puppy person but those puppies are very cute. And just what I needed – a dose of daily cute to help with the day…

  22. Birdcage says:

    They are so colour-coordinated. The leeps and the nosicles compliment the pale fur. The silvery coat offsets the ice-blue eyes. Even the toe nails – not black but instead nose-coloured. LUB!

  23. Roketto says:

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x infinity

    Ahmigawd Weim puppiiiiies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *ded*

    Oh how I wish I’d gotten my sweet Hazel as a blue-eyed puppy….she woulda been cute like this, I just know it.

    This post is like an early Christmas present! ^___^

  24. Theresa says:

    Doot doot doot, breaking news– did you know today is NATIONAL MONKEY DAY?

  25. Mary (the first) says:

    I would love to stick my face into the AOS and take a big huff! I’m sure they smell delicious! And did no one else notice the eye-color-matched collar? I have a feeling these two will be spoiled and pampered completely! (AOS = Axis of Snorgling, for anyone who doesn’t know.)

  26. Brenna says:

    I love the look of disbelief in the bitee’s eyes. “Not only do I have these weird sensation in my foot, but I think someone’s biting my ear!”

  27. Arv9y says:

    Shouldn’t we get a bonus pic of Jamin if it’s national monkey day. Just sayin’ any excuse to see Jamin.

  28. Lewis n' Clark says:

    I would LOVE to jump into that dogpile of silkiness and puppeh bref! Although, as always, when jumping into a puppeh pile, remember to wear your puppeh teef protector (PTP). Their nomming can be alomming!

  29. Becky, Bubba's mum says:

    Fabulous eyes. What gorgeous looking little creatures!

  30. NT Mel says:

    Well, there ya’ go. That’s my Christmas present, right there.

  31. Kim says:

    Nom nom nom.

  32. emmberrann says:

    I wonder what those toe-beans taste like, hmmm?????

  33. spb says:

    Caramel-latte flavored, perhaps?

  34. dub1 says:

    A benzene ring made out of weimaraners is MUCH cuter than one out of a coupla snakes.

  35. muttluver says:

    I just hafta say

    SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    that is all.

  36. dmaufer says:

    I believe I will kronche the ear of the top puppy, since they are clearly going to waste!

  37. LaurenW says:

    Proposed Rule 35(a): If you try to eat your friend’s appendage, it’s cute.

    Floor open for comments…

    • AuntieBellum says:

      You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t eat your friend’s appendage?

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      One necessary clause, though. Both FRIENDS must be cute, first …..

      y’know….GW Bush chewing on Rumsfeld’s ear? Not so much ….

    • Queen of Dork says:

      Well, when furry friends do that FOR SURE it’s cute. But when humans eat the appendages of other humans that could call for prison time. 8O

  38. SheepishKitty says:

    I keep hearing about foot-in-mouth-disease, is that what it is?