Resistance is Futon

Soon, your furniture will be mine, all mine! Pfffft! Pfffft! 

I am not a sham, says Magui.

85 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ceejoe says:

    Beep!

  2. Metz says:

    omg, this kitteh totally reminds me of those macrame owls from the 70′s.
    its like a cross between a furby, owl, kitteh, throw pillow. :shock:

  3. Wvaden says:

    All your base are belong to us!

  4. victoreia says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Dang, I wish I could do the rolling-on-the-floor-laughing smiley from Yahoo Messenger!)

  5. skippymom says:

    Sigh…my cats totally own my furniture. The policy in our house is “rip up anything you want”, and they take full advantage of this.

  6. Rebecca says:

    The face…the chest curls (Related to Chuck Norris??)…the paw mittens… GAH! *WANT*

  7. kzgz says:

    dibs on the jazz paws

  8. hyura says:

    perm?

  9. Ali-baba says:

    I think kitteh is trying to do the Time Warp! What we can’t see is the wee corset, fishnet stockings & teeny tiny red heels JUST out of camera range.

    • Martha in Washington says:

      “Put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight…”

      • Theresa says:

        But it’s the pelvic thrust that’ll drive you IN-SAY-AY-AY-AY-ANE!

        • wannadance says:

          let’s do the time warp agggggggiii n…

          he had silver platforms. the little redhead, whose dance music i can hear in my haid, had little red sequin shoes, like my daughters. so ask me how many times i have seen it?
          then come up to the LAB
          and see what’s on the SLAB..
          i see you tingle/tremble with…..
          an-ti-ci—

          • skippymom says:

            The little redhead was named Columbia. Little girls come into my library wearing shoes like that.

  10. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ pyrit: the “pfft!!! pfft!!!!” was particularly adept :)

    • wannadance says:

      sorry o no, need to steal some space… SKIPPYMOM i think the older fuzzy hair woman was columbia. the little redhead, it suddenly comes to me: little nell. in love with meatloaf…columbia in love with the writer of the whole gorram thing. i adore it…
      dancer

  11. Nikki says:

    Well, Magui, you “may not be a Sham”, but you are certainly a Sham-Wow!! :D

  12. 260Oakley says:

    I believe this is what is known as “tabby chic”.

  13. Theresa says:

    Ohhhh MAHHHHH GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  14. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I think kitty studied under Franz Anton Mesmer.

  15. Gracie's Mom says:

    Love the wavy chest hair! I want to shove my face in it!

  16. AuntieBellum says:

    Looks like the Cowardly Lion.

    Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back!

  17. RALPHIEEE says:

    # You put your left foot in
    # You put your left foot out
    # You put your left foot in
    # And you shake it all about.

    Way to go Hokey Pokey Kitteeee

    • wannadance says:

      you do the hokey pokey
      and you turn yer sef’ aroundd
      and that’s what it’s all about…

      there is a very unfortunate vid of me doing this with tiny children, filmed at their butt level at a time when my butt level shook itself all about..

      do yall realize the scientific advances i could make if only my head were not full of song lyrics? ask me for christmas carols, all verses, all parts, including descants, several languages. my families old phone numbers when it was two letters and four numbers//

      science is doomed…
      dancer

      • Hon Glad says:

        Wannadance -I’m pretty nifty on song lyrics and I prefered when it was letters and numbers. I worked near the British Museum, area code MUS xxxx my Dad near Buckingham Palace in Belgravia area code BEL xxxx my Mum near Waterloo Station
        area code WAT xxxx simple to remember.

  18. Neopatra says:

    I gonna teeckle ur bellyfur!

  19. Meaghan says:

    The black front paw bottoms make it look like the kitteh is wearing oven mitts.

  20. Louisa says:

    take it! take it all!! take my bed and my chair… take my entire house, oh fluffy one!

  21. Lizzy says:

    Steppity-step and jazz hands. Clearly this kitteh subscribes to the Joey Tribbiani school of dance.

    Also, BELLEH FLOOOOOOOOOF!

  22. Steven says:
  23. Trixie says:

    WHOA, Since when is pyrit an EMPLOYEEEE?

  24. MocoDePavo says:

    Ese sofá se lo regalé yo, por eso luce tan linda.

  25. Medusa says:

    Eee! Smooshface <3
    Almost makes me want to buy another kitty XD

  26. dmaufer says:

    Reminds me of Lio’s cat!

    • Hon Glad says:

      Kitty has somewhat mad eyes. My long haired Tux ‘Stanley’ could out floof him, no trouble.

  27. Kristen says:

    “Shed light on my Lazy Boy”? Sure, c’mon over!!

  28. Noelegy says:

    I only have this to say:

    IT’S SO FLUUUUUUUFFFFFFYYYYY!!!

  29. If you can get past the extreme kitteh tummee floof, and by pass the black-velvet pawpads, you come to the riveting, hypnotic kitteh eyes: if you stare at them long enuff, about a minute, you will soon have both of your own eyes rotating independently of each other…….. :roll: :roll:

  30. cloudy says:

    Dis kitteh looks like Emperor Palpatine:

    “I’m looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me Master.”

  31. Neopatra says:

    That is the famous Kitty Rapper, Notorious LBF.*

    *Luxurious Belly Fur.