Resistance is Futon

Soon, your furniture will be mine, all mine! Pfffft! Pfffft! 

I am not a sham, says Magui.


  1. Beep!

  2. omg, this kitteh totally reminds me of those macrame owls from the 70’s.
    its like a cross between a furby, owl, kitteh, throw pillow. :shock:

  3. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Everyone whose family had one of those, raise yer hands!!!

    *raises hand*

  4. *raises both hands as I am guilty of actually making one back then*
    I keep coming back, teh kittehs eyes keep sucking me in. :shock:

  5. Lewis n' Clark says:

    yes, but I didn’t make it…uh….it was one of my sister’s Girl Scout projects…yeah, that’s the ticket….

  6. victoreia says:

    *raises hand* Mine was part of a bunk bed.

  7. Wow, I think we’ve got enough for a support group! Now all we need to do is to come up with a cool name that mods into an even cooler acronym! :P

  8. bookmonstercats says:

    They were called “gonks”. I made one in needlework class. I never did anything better after that.

  9. wannadance says:

    gonks? how did you convince teacher that it was okay to say ‘gonk’?

  10. I was thinking raccoon, but now I have to say that you’re right about the macrame owl.

    *raises hand ever so slowly, thinking that maybe no one will notice…*

  11. *shouts*

    Sorry Berg, it had to be done. ;-)

  12. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (stifled snerk)

  13. Thanks a lot, Metz! Just remember, revenge is sweet…

  14. Gigi (the original one) says:

    It’s OK Berg, I’m so much guiltier then you…I STILL have a macramé owl hanging on my wall.
    :: walking away now with my head hung in shame::

  15. No, no, you need to be PROUD of who you are – macrame owl or no macrame owl! ;)

  16. Thanks for the support, Gigi! And please say hi to your macrame owl for me. Does it have a name?

  17. All your base are belong to us!

  18. I am charmed by the “Pfffft! Pfffft!”

  19. :twisted: Oh, yeah, kitty :twisted: You are in for some major snorgling and cuddling :twisted:

  20. janet2buns says:

    You have no chance to survive make your time.

  21. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Dang, I wish I could do the rolling-on-the-floor-laughing smiley from Yahoo Messenger!)

  22. skippymom says:

    Sigh…my cats totally own my furniture. The policy in our house is “rip up anything you want”, and they take full advantage of this.

  23. well, your cats will feel right at home at my house then.

  24. skippymom says:


  25. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ skippymom:

    hey wait a minnit. I thought u were *ded*???

  26. skippymom says:

    Yes I am, but I can still type. It’s, ah, complicated….

  27. catwhisperer says:

    She’s only “mostly” ded.

  28. Quick Somebody get Miracle Max!

  29. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    *indulgent, affectionate giggle*

  30. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (affectionate, indulgent *giggle* re skippymom’s reply)

  31. Oooooooooh, spoooooooky!

  32. wannadance says:

    agree…i have fantasies of slipcovers made of teflon, silicon and other petroleum byproducts. i have fantasies of new furniture. i have fantasies of

    a great frient of mine had kitties called thorazine and stelazine. he thought that perfectly good words should not be wasted…

  33. that’s a sweet idea: mr. and ms. zine. i hope they weren’t wasted!

  34. uh. somebody was…

  35. LOL! I was going to write an adventure book once, using all chemical names for character names. I think I was going to name my villain Boron or Anthracene or something like that. :mrgreen:

  36. wannadance says:

    hmmmm. i am actually working on a ‘romance’ book only with characters in their forties to seventies. to ‘show’ that people can love whenever and demo that love in, um, ways.
    we could combine your book and my book and name them after chemicalls/molecules/maybe even species, even. what we need is that tom lehrer song ‘the periodic chart. i will find and post.

  37. here, i hope. just in case, here:

  38. Aaaagh! I lurve Tom Lehrer!!!!

  39. :lol: That is what I say to our cats when they are clawing at the carpet, skippymom. “That’s right. Go tear up the house.” :lol:

  40. The face…the chest curls (Related to Chuck Norris??)…the paw mittens… GAH! *WANT*

  41. Chuck Norris approves of this kitteh’s manly chest curlz.

  42. dibs on the jazz paws

  43. perm?

  44. I think kitteh is trying to do the Time Warp! What we can’t see is the wee corset, fishnet stockings & teeny tiny red heels JUST out of camera range.

  45. Martha in Washington says:

    “Put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight…”

  46. But it’s the pelvic thrust that’ll drive you IN-SAY-AY-AY-AY-ANE!

  47. wannadance says:

    let’s do the time warp agggggggiii n…

    he had silver platforms. the little redhead, whose dance music i can hear in my haid, had little red sequin shoes, like my daughters. so ask me how many times i have seen it?
    then come up to the LAB
    and see what’s on the SLAB..
    i see you tingle/tremble with…..

  48. The little redhead was named Columbia. Little girls come into my library wearing shoes like that.

  49. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ pyrit: the “pfft!!! pfft!!!!” was particularly adept :)

  50. sorry o no, need to steal some space… SKIPPYMOM i think the older fuzzy hair woman was columbia. the little redhead, it suddenly comes to me: little nell. in love with meatloaf…columbia in love with the writer of the whole gorram thing. i adore it…

  51. Well, Magui, you “may not be a Sham”, but you are certainly a Sham-Wow!! :D

  52. 260Oakley says:

    I believe this is what is known as “tabby chic”.

  53. wannadance says:

    wooooo eeeeee. you win. i slink off…


  55. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I think kitty studied under Franz Anton Mesmer.

  56. 260Oakley says:

    I’ve been… kitten-otized!

  57. Theresa – Perhaps it’s not fair to judge a film by it’s trailer, but it looks like Alan Rickman must have needed the cash :(

  58. When you consider that they usually put what they consider the best stuff in the trailer, I think it is indeed fair to judge by it. 8O

  59. Gracie's Mom says:

    Love the wavy chest hair! I want to shove my face in it!

  60. Looks like the Cowardly Lion.

    Put ’em up, put ’em up! Which one of you first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back!

  61. RALPHIEEE says:

    # You put your left foot in
    # You put your left foot out
    # You put your left foot in
    # And you shake it all about.

    Way to go Hokey Pokey Kitteeee

  62. wannadance says:

    you do the hokey pokey
    and you turn yer sef’ aroundd
    and that’s what it’s all about…

    there is a very unfortunate vid of me doing this with tiny children, filmed at their butt level at a time when my butt level shook itself all about..

    do yall realize the scientific advances i could make if only my head were not full of song lyrics? ask me for christmas carols, all verses, all parts, including descants, several languages. my families old phone numbers when it was two letters and four numbers//

    science is doomed…

  63. Wannadance -I’m pretty nifty on song lyrics and I prefered when it was letters and numbers. I worked near the British Museum, area code MUS xxxx my Dad near Buckingham Palace in Belgravia area code BEL xxxx my Mum near Waterloo Station
    area code WAT xxxx simple to remember.

  64. I gonna teeckle ur bellyfur!

  65. The black front paw bottoms make it look like the kitteh is wearing oven mitts.

  66. My mom said “Is that kitten wearing boxing gloves?” :D

  67. take it! take it all!! take my bed and my chair… take my entire house, oh fluffy one!

  68. Steppity-step and jazz hands. Clearly this kitteh subscribes to the Joey Tribbiani school of dance.



  70. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:


    no esta CO related? ed’s?

  71. wannadance says:


  72. WHOA, Since when is pyrit an EMPLOYEEEE?

  73. didn’t you mean employ-SQUEE?

  74. MocoDePavo says:

    Ese sofá se lo regalé yo, por eso luce tan linda.

  75. Eee! Smooshface <3
    Almost makes me want to buy another kitty XD

  76. Adopt! Go to your local shelter or a rescue group. Adopt!

  77. Reminds me of Lio’s cat!

  78. Kitty has somewhat mad eyes. My long haired Tux ‘Stanley’ could out floof him, no trouble.

  79. “Shed light on my Lazy Boy”? Sure, c’mon over!!

  80. I only have this to say:


  81. If you can get past the extreme kitteh tummee floof, and by pass the black-velvet pawpads, you come to the riveting, hypnotic kitteh eyes: if you stare at them long enuff, about a minute, you will soon have both of your own eyes rotating independently of each other…….. :roll: :roll:

  82. true, true, but it makes it rahd to ytpe ;)

  83. Dis kitteh looks like Emperor Palpatine:

    “I’m looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me Master.”

  84. That is the famous Kitty Rapper, Notorious LBF.*

    *Luxurious Belly Fur.


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