I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

…who bore a striking resemblance to our next-door neighbor, Mr. Lundquist.

Photo credit: Andrea Schaffer

49 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Wendifly says:

    I would have the same expression on my face if I caught my Mommy kissing Santa Claws or the next door neighbor. ;-) :-D

  2. PJ says:

    The Christmas Dramz Pageant continues…

  3. Ali-baba says:

    Kitteh is all..”That’s the last time I eat lutefisk for breakfast! The things you see!” ;-)

  4. Yaelski says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen…

  5. Martha in Washington says:

    Dear Santa,
    What’ll you give me if I DON’T tell Dad?
    Your friend,
    The Littlest Blackmailer

  6. Jae says:

    My, what a lovely French tip manicure your paws have, kitty!

  7. Winston says:

    guess what, daddy kissed the Santa too

  8. dmaufer says:

  9. Hon Glad says:

    I sadly lost the magic of Christmas, by staying awake and seeing it was Dad not Santa. Still I was about ten and some smart arse kid would probably have told me, there’s know Santa. These days it would be the type of do gooder, that says Harry Potter is dangerous :(

  10. Hon Glad says:

    Ahem, no Santa.

  11. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I was around 8 years old when I saw my mommy kissing a neighbour at Christmas time. Was I jealous in behalf of my father…nooo.
    I didn’t think he was hansom so my reaction was:
    Huh, she can do better! And never said a word about it!
    I was a weird little kid, still am I guess, weird that is not a little kid :-)

  12. bookmonstercats says:

    NOMTOM, you “sleigh” me (hyuk, hyuk).

  13. snorglepup says:

    What!!! There’s no Santa??!!!

  14. cateycat says:

    Kitty silently waits for the morning dove to fly in and scoop up the seed kitty spread out on the front door step. As the morning doves begin to swoop in kitty slowly opens his jaws in anxious anticipation of a morning dove making a miscalculation in his trajectory. Behind the door sits an old unused box of floss purchased many years ago to get the dove feathers out of his teeth.

  15. Theresa says:

    Mr. Lundquist? NTMTOM grew up in Lake Wobegon!

  16. BB/VA says:

    It was the (cat)nip in the eggnog – Mom was under the influence.

    (that’s her story and she’s sticking to it)

  17. skippymom says:

    Kitty’s name has to be Spats, right?

  18. Ranylt says:

    What a beauty of a kit.

  19. Saffron says:

    Cat knows about Santa’s malfeasance down in Brainerd. Heck yeah, he knows!

  20. Emerson says:

    Yep, Mommy was, as they say, gettin’ some Friskies on the side.

  21. And so now I shall be singing that song over and over all day today! :)

  22. Theresa says:

    I love this kitty, by the way. So indignink!

  23. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    The slit-pupils really make the expression, I think. They emphasize the WTF of the whole darn mess.

  24. TUM says:

    Faucet feet!

  25. MamaLana says:

    What a pretty kitty!

  26. mtkees says:

    I think my kitty Rosa got the exact same expression on her face the day I brought our new puppy Tesla into the house. ;)

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      Well, we kin unnerstan’ THAT!!! Who in (ya ready, Theresa?) tha Sam Hill,
      tolja that you were allowed to GET a puppeh, much less bring it/ him/ her
      INTO ROSA’s house????

      The NERVE of some humans.
      (Indignant sigh)

  27. Gracie's Mom says:

    I belive!

  28. Lundy says:

    OMG, my father is a cheating bastard!

  29. T.U.M. says:

    Maybe it was a sign of the changing times, but I remember hearing that song when I was a kid and thinking, “So what? A kiss? As long as they weren’t BOINKING under the mistletoe, it’s OK.”

  30. Teresa says:

    :lol: That cat’s expression on its face is about the same as Badger had when Dooley came to our house just before Badger started to YOWL and HISS at the TOP of her LUNGS :lol:

  31. snoopysnake says:

    This is the Mr. Kitty’s wife:

  32. Mitzithecat says:

    Thanks…this made my Friday. I am laughing so hard… What an expression!

  33. mplsdeb says:

    OMG that is burned into brain forever!