Another Cute Overload Success Story!

Digit, from Wisconsin, writes: “Dear Cute Overload: Last year, I was a 98-ounce weakling (see photo). Even my stuffed monkey beat me up for my lunch money.

“But then my mommy Amy S. bought me the Cute Overload Page-a-Day Calendar. I practiced its time-tested Dynamic Embiggenating™ techniques every day, and one year later, just look at me now!

“Now I walk with a confident, manly swagger. When I enter the room, monkeys fall over one another for the honor of buying me a drink. And the ladies have noticed me as well. Thanks, Cute Overload! I owe it all to you!”

Never capitulate to stuffed animals again! Order your Cute Overload 2011 Page-a-Day Calendar today from Amazon, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Powell’s, or wherever industrial lubricants are sold! Hurry — supplies aren’t limited!

72 comments … read them below or add one

  1. skippymom says:

    He’ll never get kitty litter kicked in his face again!

  2. kat says:

    hahaha cute!

  3. Theo says:

    [AWESOME] :D

  4. Theresa says:

    LOOK!! *awe* It– it– it gave him thumbs!!!

  5. Jen says:

    He. Is. The Most Interesting Cat in the World.

  6. MamaLana says:

    Such cute nomming!

  7. yukirei says:

    Ooohhh is that a polydactile (spell?) marmie???

  8. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    1) (*snerk*) His stuffed monkey beat him up for his lunch money.
    2)”capitulate”, “Embiggenating”
    3) “with a confident, manly swagger”

    = WIN!!! Homerun! Touchdown!

    PS: “Hurry, supplies AREN’T limited” = (*snerk*)

  9. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    gah the Big Green Moderashun Machine, dun’ struck *AGIN*

    *tragic sigh of Anguish and Persecution*

    aka
    “Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!” :(

    • skippymom says:

      Stay right there, I’ll go and see whether I can help get you free!

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!! says:

      AND THE AMAZING Skippymom (and poss also an Invisible Moderatorifier?)
      hits one ALL THE WAY HOME for the Gipper.

      or something.

      er.
      This feels sooooooooooooooooo much better.
      thanks, Mom!!! :)

  10. kibblenibble says:

    “Embiggenating™”
    Love eet! :lol:

  11. Theresa says:

    If this is what the CO Calendar has done for Digit, imagine if he got the famous/notorious 3-Wolf-Moon shirt!

    • muttluver says:

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      MUST. HAF. /NAO./ (Yeah, still haven’t figured out tags. (whatever it’s called.))

      I think I may have seen something like that in Colorado……the only thing that kep me from buying more than 2 shirts and a pwetty box was my wallet and the desire to not deplete my bank account.

  12. Gigi (the original one) says:

    C.O. Calender works better than Vitameatavegamin. :D

  13. Amy S says:

    That’s my Digit! That calendar sat on my desk for 11 months and I didn’t even know Digit was in it until the day I turned the page. I was so excited he made the calendar and now he’s made the website!!!

    Digit and his many extra toes are currently curled up at my feet as I write this on a very wintry Wisconsin afternoon. He says “Hi!”

  14. Theresa says:

    Yay, welcome back, Digit!

  15. 260Oakley says:

    Digit-ally enhanced!
    (I couldn’t say “shopped”, not with Theo lurking around.)

  16. wuyizidi says:

    Wow, doesn’t even look like the same cat. In the first one the face is very triangular, now it’s like an oval. Adorable.

  17. mctwin says:

    While Digit is seriously cute and the Old Spice guy is always a sight for sore eyes, NTMTOM, you are the harpist of my funny bone! I didn’t even look at the pictures or hovertext before I was laughing loud enough to scare the kittehs out of a sound sleep! You are TOO MUCH!! You should have your own late night talk show!

    • mctwin's twin says:

      I just wonder how much his therapy costs…. Hey NTMTOM, as long as you make my mctwin happy, it’s soooooo worth eet!

  18. victoreia says:

    Pardon my thread-jack, but this is too good not to share! (Hoping I did this correctly…)

    • Martha in Washington says:

      I saw this a couple weeks ago and lol’d all over myself. Wish my Christmas kitty had come gift wrapped!

    • Teresa says:

      :lol: What a thing to do to a kitty :lol: That cat just sits there and lets his/her human gently wrap him/her up :lol:

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      1) Excellent offering
      2) Patient-est Kitteh EVAH
      3) Excellent little dialogue bits.

    • Theresa says:

      My present cat would never go for it, but one of my past cats would have definitely put up with it, with a martyred expression.

    • muttluver says:

      I wanted to share this! You stoled it!

      Just kidding. (Of course.)

      I didn’t see the one with the captioning tho. I love the “gentle, or you’ll get nasty comments.” I called my mom in and we were both just standing there in amazement. That is one patient cat!

      • victoreia says:

        (grin) A friend posted it on Facebook, and I just knew peeps here would appreciate the rarity of a wrapped cat!

        • Noelegy says:

          I had to wrap gifts for 2-year-old twin nieces’ birthday party yesterday. The wrapping paper was pink with glitter. My 20-lb. black cat, Murphy, refused to give up the kitchen table to my exertions and instead lurked on the side. When I was done, my black cat was festively covered with glitter. I tried to get some photos (before I gave him a good brushing) but the photos just didn’t do it justice. We predicted that what glitter was left probably wouldn’t hurt him, but might give him decorative poop for a day or two.

    • Theresa says:

      PS: I think the bow is too much red. I would go for a contrasting color. :mrgreen:

    • Angel says:

      Wrapped to the tune of “Dance of the Sugar Plum Kitty”

  19. Teresa says:

    :twisted: Hey, Digit :twisted: I would of pounded those monkeys for you :twisted: I would of put the fear of Digit in them :twisted:

  20. crrrazycatlady says:

    I love how not only he has thumbs(!), but also how his little baby orange nose splorch that you can barely see in the calendar picture became a bigger orange nose splorch when he’s grew up! He’s so handsome!

  21. muttluver says:

    HAHAHA I LOVE THIS. Too funny.

  22. Kallisto says:

    He got beaten up for his lunch money by his monkey???

    This is priceless.

  23. Kathy says:

    The splotch beneath his nose makes him look like he has a permanent smirk. Which all cats really have in their souls, anyway.