Side Eye. A Collection.

This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]

And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]

And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”

And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”

And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”

And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”

What a nice collection, Zoe B. (for Guinea Pigs and Bun photos) Turtle by Libbie H. Gorillas by Jackie D. Cow by Dana S. Props to Crunktastical; the original Side Eye purveyors.



  1. I remember that Cow-mom. Oh the embarrassment of an uncoordinated calf!

  2. (The Original) Mel says:

    I shall practice my side-eye technique using this as a guide. I need it for my job.

    *stands in mirror copying side eye and saying, “Aw HAIL no!”*

  3. This post gets a very high Eye.Cute score.

  4. Disapproving Side eye… oh yeah you know you done wrong!

  5. A tuxedo bunny? Who knew? Not I.

  6. Side eye for a gay guy, mayhap.

    That Momma cow don’t look to healthy in the rear quarters, or am I mistaken?

  7. Yes, and he disapproves of everyone’s casual attire.

  8. The tuxedo bun slayed me ded ded ded!

  9. She just had that cafe judging by his fur.. so I am guessing she is not back to normal yet. I won’t go into icky detail.

  10. Hahaha! Nice. 😛

  11. I didn’t know guinea pigs could have blue eyes! The things you learn.

  12. Plus, cows just have bony hips.

  13. I want to beg for forgiveness from the two GPs. Whatever I did, I’m sorry and I promise it won’t happen again. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

  14. Bunnies and peegs are the masters of the side-eye disdain. I know this because i live with one of each and I get it on both sides.

  15. kittyadventures – Sorry, I know I shouldn’t …that cafe….snigger:)

  16. Squee = SideEye² ?

  17. All I know is that picture of the gorillas kills me just as hard today as it did the first time I saw it. Something about the one of the left with that raised eyebrow.

  18. Those two gorillas are so:
    “F I N E !!!”

  19. in the animal field we call this ‘whale eye’

  20. “What’s wrong?”

  21. They all have been watching too much of the Church Lady (Dana Carvey/SNL)!!!
    “Well, isn’t that SPECIAL!”

  22. “Well, if you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to tell you.”

    I think they should be wearing little signs that say “Passive” and “Aggressive.” :mrgreen:

  23. “You’ve forgotten, haven’t you”
    “Forgotten what?”

  24. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:


  25. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Theresa WINS!!!

  26. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    as opposed, to WALL-eye???

  27. Love it, brinnann–Keep ’em coming!

  28. perfect.


  30. SO, Hon Glad, when did you stop beating your guinea pigs? :mrgreen:

  31. Or the old “Looking at first, throwing to third” 😀

  32. HAW!

  33. Thank you for the double peeg action. My gal Lucy gives me the side eye all the time.

  34. Them are crazy eyes, I tell ya’!

  35. janet2buns says:

    Or perhaps “wheeeeeek!!”

  36. luv the first Peeg!

  37. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    Those gorillas are just amazing. The “I know you but I don’t know you know you” assessment is absolutely spot on.

  38. why is it both of the pigs look like mad-eye moody?

  39. ahahahahhaha! the cows!!!

  40. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    It’s several days later and I STILL LOVE THIS POST and the commentary…

  41. Thanks so much for posting my gorilla pic! I hadn’t been on the site awhile and just saw this post and the original one from July. So thank you, thank you! What a great side-eye collection.

  42. Is it just me – or does the turtle look like E.T.? Just askin.

  43. Hon Glad beats his guinea pigs?!?!