Yin Yang Dogma

The Yin: “I pooped in your Mother-in-Law’s slippers”.

The Yang: “But I only pooped in one of them!” [eye closes]

Confucius is so confusing, but it all evens out NikkiTikkiTavi.

Comments

  1. His expression says it all: “Think I care?”

  2. SocratesX53 says:

    Nose roll and tiny pink toe beans!!! I wants to smoosh that face and kees it!!

  3. I check out the link and squeeeed all over myself!!!
    Cassie is an adorable little girl, me wants!!!!

  4. Martha in Washington says:

    Oh! How I want to smooch that nose and smell that puppy breath!

  5. Yin Yang Ptang Kipper bang.

  6. OMG OMG OMG SOOOOO FREAKEN CUTE!! I must has the lil guppy =(

  7. He so deserves a kiss on his muzzle-y lips.

  8. Good job. You have learned your lessons well.

  9. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    1) Muzzlepousche
    2) [Hovertext= "Guess which"] noun?
    — Which mother-in-law?
    — Which bedroom slipper?
    — or which eye is winking?

  10. biscuithead says:

    Stealth pooper is stealthy.
    And muzzley.

  11. (The Original) Mel says:

    What is the sound of one shoe stinking?

  12. haha. joke’s on him.

    my mother in law frequently wears both shoes.

    but it’s wise to humor him. he knows where all the bones are buried.

  13. LOL :)

  14. Well, if the poo fits…

  15. The owner is head over heels in love with that little girl. Then again, so am I. *swoon*

  16. Bunnyfluffs says:

    Puppy noggin nomming technique:

    1. Gently hold flibs (puppy lips) on each side with thumbs and index fingers.

    2. Align noggin to face the nommer, whilst gently stroking aforementioned flibs.

    3. Lean in towards shinysoft puppy noggin.

    4. Place generous smooch directly between eyes, being sure to also breathe in through your nose, should puppy breath be apparent.

    Repeat as necessary.

  17. So cute (even when they are bad)! Reminds me of our lab kelpie cross when he’s feeling snoozy instead of tearing up the furniture.

  18. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    A Score of “TEN” for Skillful Techniques!!

    (“The crowd goes WILD…”) :)

  19. Oh, believe me, you do NOT want to smell her puppy breath. Men are bowled over by it! But the schnoz is cute, and now all black. She grows up too quickly!

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