“…so the chicken said, ‘Take my eggs—please!’”
“I dreamt I ate my pillow, and when I woke up, the dog was gone!”
“Mr. Bigglesworth isn’t in right now. Would you like to leave a hairball?”
Lulz, Peter H., Shadamai and Urban Spaceman. Punchlines for dogs here.
awwwwwww baby roarrrrrrrrrrrrr
[snatching kittens and stuffing them in car] What kittens? [shifty eyes]
Ummm… *hears kittayn mews and taps foot* NOT buying that you are practicing your voice throwing techniques on that basket of “laundry” back there…
No, that’s the radio tucked in there. Yeah, that’s it.
Victoreia: you MIGHT need to change your strategy. That whole “shifty eyes” thang tends to give you away ……
Jus’ sayin’ ….
AND WHA’???? SINCE WHEN is/ was PYRIT, a POSTER?????
but lovin’ it…..
Drat! Forgot my poker face!
Yep. You’re right. I’m a cop, and they always glance towards the goods or the escape route. Shifty eyes are a dead giveaway. Lulz.
Not to mention it would be hard to keep a poker face if said kittens are stuffed inside one’s shirt
When are we going to have punchlines only fish get?
Are you Not That Meg, The Other Meg(han)???
I’m that Meag.
works for Me.
Such perfect black lipliner!
Not to mention the white eyeliner!
Why have turkey this year when you could have a pair of absolutely “baked” kittens?
BWAHAHAHAH!
(That was Dante laughing:
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/1514250097054217802jsJtWA )
Thank goodness Dante has white parts you’d lose him on that chair!
Theresa – Which circle of hell, was he in at the time
The Circle of Living Room Furniture.
Nice work, pyrit! And the hovertexts are genius. I can’t tell you how badly I need CO today–it’s better than therapy and it’s FREE.
Two things:
1. Yeay Pyrit!!
2. That is such a gorgeous kitty in the last photo. Such cool colors.
Bwahahaha! Awesome!
Aww….Adorable!!!
(earnest, puzzled expresshon): In re the first joke: is that a
Motherhood Joke or a Poultry Joke????
Silly… it’s a kitteh joke! You won’t get it.
*headpalm* “D’oh!!! No WONder!!”
OMG this is my favorite recurring theme.
@debg, ditto! Holiday stresses drove me to C.O. for a pick-me-up and I laughed out loud at this one. That first photo looks so like something you would snap on a vacation. Still laughing; thanks…
Sqeeeee! that third picture looks exactly like my Mia when she was a baby!
Such a little ball of fur, such a big attitude, she tough she was the Queen of the World back then.
Now that she’s bigger she KNOWS she is.
Yay, Pyrit! Go, Pyrit, go!
On a side note, when kitties have black or grey lips like these cats do, I like to refer to them as “Mousie Lips.”
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!
I agree with Liebs; I think we have a nice running gag developing here. Now I can’t wait until we come across another set of “laughing” animals.
By the way… I do hope that we still see as many of your faboolous posts, my dear man. You have spoiled us, you know. We expect more……..
Sinceeerely,
one of your biggest fans
NOMTOM – “another set of “laughing” animals” – Ooooh! Hyenas!
dolphins!
Hey… Pyrit’s got a new gig!!! Yea, Pyrit!
(James Brown riff)
Well “played”, Theresa
Omg Pyrit <3 <3 <3 <3 Yay!!!
Hmm, oh yeh, yea Pyrit, mumble favouritism,whatcha have to do,grumble frrzzprmpmipple,
No really, well done Pyrit me old china (china plate -mate).
Not only do I not get my cats jokes, Stan was starring at something in front of my Don Quixote poster, this morning. I looked and saw nothing other than the poster,{{{spooky}}}
Oh, he was just on UFO patrol.
Hon Glad, it’s so funny that you say that! Just this morning, my SamKitty was literally STARING at the hallway leading toward my room like he saw SOMETHING. I could not see what the heck he was seeing and it was freaking me out! Especially since I really wanted to go in there to make my bed but I was kind of afraid of what might be waiting for me in there…(shiver)
Getting instructions from his alien masters, I’m tellin’ ya.
you just made me snarf yo!
Good job, Pyrit!
Funneh kittehs!
PYRIT! You’re a mod! Wow! Congrats!
well, we allas KNEW that pyrit was MOD, it’s just that now she is *A* mod(erator)!
waaaahhhhhhh!!!!111!!!
there is one moderator and that’s me. ME! *stomp* pyrit is a writer, which is much more than a mere moderator, but sheesh, you guys are giving me a complex!
you must respect my authoritie! please?
(heart) to you Sharpy. I haven’t read this whole thread as I just finished post-Thanksgiving clean up and am exhausted but I think you’re really cool.
I hope everyone’s Thanksgiving was full of thanks and lots of peace!
thanks, QoD. i had a really nice thanksgiving and i hope everyone else in cute-land did, too.
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all betteuw!
Awww, Sharpy! Have some cheesecake!
TWO, PLEASE! AND MORE WHIPPED CREAM!
(runningawayfeets)
(psst — hey, sharpy: QoD makes whipped cream
FRESH from scratch!!!….I dunno whether PrincessofDork and SamKitty ate it all up, already, but ….)
I CAN MAKE SOME MORE!!!
GRABBY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! WHIPPED CREAM FOR ME NOW!!!!1111!!
*opens the door holding a candle and a candy cane, wearing a Santa hat and a smile. And a slice of apple pie with homemade whipped cream. (yummy!)*
Oops. That sounds a tad strange. (Revision) – Also wearing my sweat pants and my sweat shirt I always wear when it’s cold and I’m at home. he-he. And a smile. And ummmmm. hmmmmmm. I guess I’ll just shut the heck up now. Oh! And also, the kittens look hilarious! I got every one of those jokes! (uh-oh. My brain must be Abbey-normal….)
Sharpy – Remember –
“Smile though your heart is breaking
Smile even though it’s aching
Smile though a tear maybe ever so near……….”
Gosh Hon Glad. Now I can’t get that song out of my head.
Joke openings only cats get:
“So a rabbi, a priest, and a poodle walk into a bar..”
And the poodle and the thing shouted, “Litter!” Hahahahahahahaha!
Well, it cracked my cat up.
*crickets*
yay?