Nose Roll Nirvana

1. Place index finger on top of nose roll
2. Place thumb under nose roll
3. Gently squeeeeeeeezeNO NOT TOO MOSHE

Bulldog pup photo titled Like butter wouldn’t melt, by odin’s_raven.

42 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Maz says:

    Aiee!! *ded of cute*

    I could not squeeze the noseroll (tis a delicate thing in bullie pups!) but snuggling this pup would be utterly unavoidable :) Lovely toebeans as well!!

  2. (The Original) Mel says:

    A blubbery axis of snorgling.

  3. Lizzy says:

    *ded of teh cute*

  4. Gracie's Mom says:

    This little guy is just awesomes!

  5. Sar says:

    Don’t worry little guy, you’ll grow into your nose-roll <3

  6. (The Original) Mel says:

    *singsong* nooooooooooose blorp!

  7. gizmo says:

    Poor, poor pupster. Not only is his fur 3 times too large, his eyes are lopsided. I recommend lots of petting and plenty of chew toys to help address his self-esteem issues.

    • Noelegy says:

      His peepers aren’t lopsided, it’s an optical (hey-O!) illusion. The left eye is surrounded by a dark patch that makes the eye itself look bigger. But those are still some dangerously plink-a-licious eyes.

  8. Gigi says:

    He looks so sad it makes me want to cry :-(
    I just want to give him treats and a ball and well anything until he’s happy.

  9. Malinki says:

    Sounds like you’re rollin’ a doob.
    Looks like it, too. Not well, but that’s okay.

  10. tesstricks says:

    ahahaha, Meg’s bringing the lulz all day today, nice!

  11. ash says:

    so pink!

  12. We’ve selected you for secondary screening.

  13. Nikki says:

    Hi Meg! How’s Goose?

  14. Theresa says:

    *Keess!*

  15. Lumen Photo says:

    cute lets see the rest of the body!

  16. Simi says:

    I think I see the universe reflected in his beady eyes.

  17. Julie says:

    squish!

  18. Ali-baba says:

    I don’t know which got me first…zee worried look, zee nose roll, mayhaps it was when I noticed TOE BEANS! And they look so fresh & pinkalicious!! :-)

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      I agree I immediately felt very worried about the prospect of the entire globe and the living residents thereof, upon seeing the look of apprehension in this pup’s beady black eyeballs…not to mensh. all the worried-looking, wrinkled skin around the eyes…..

  19. mushroom says:

    Poor schnozzle… In a few years he will we very sick… Typical extrem breed. What do the human do to animals… Sick.

  20. dmaufer says:

    I must kees his brow furrows….

  21. DillPig says:

    No! No squeezing of the chub….just gently insert tip of human nosicle into the fold and – SNORGLE! (Verrrrrry gently….)

    Ahhhhnnnn…..

  22. Jessy says:

    Dear Santa,

    For Christmas, all I want is to slide my index finger under this pup’s nose roll, alllllll the way across.

    I will love it, the pup will love it, and I will bring him a special treat.

    Yours in anticipation,

    Jessy

  23. Noelegy says:

    On Sunday, my husband and I went to Home Depot for something, I forget what. What I do remember is Max. Max was a white English bulldog being paraded around on one of those orange pallet carts that you use to transport loads of lumber. Max had on a tiny HD apron. I asked the owner if I could pet Max. He replied in the affirmative. Max snorted with happiness as I petted him. :)

    • Theresa says:

      That would make my day.
      A friend of mine has a liquor store in her neighborhood, where they have a big French lop bunny on staff. He likes to ride the restocking cart. :D

    • victoreia says:

      [sigh] Wish my kitties would consent to be on staff. But they’d hate the bus ride to work……(even if I could get them into the carriers!)

    • mplsdeb says:

      I love those little snorts of pleasure. That face above, I want to smoosh it.

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      YAY Max YAY Noelegy.

      Have you recalled, yet, why you originally journeyed to HD
      (I mean, BEFORE they presented Max to you in all his glory)??

      • Noelegy says:

        Yes, I finally did recall. We are re-tiling our bathroom and my husband was searching for some preparation with which to clean the concrete floor before placing the tile. Nothing special, really…you can see why Max and his snorts of happiness occupied my thoughts. :)

  24. Dan says:

    This is my dog Ronald he would like to say thank you for all the comments

    can see more of him here http://www.flickr.com/photos/odins_raven/
    and on his blog ronthebulldog.tumblr.com

    thanks again

  25. mplsdeb says:

    incidentally, I recently moved into some new digs over the weekend. I went from a rambler to a two story townhome. You should see my two dashshunds Ricky & Lucy running up & down those stairs. Ricky has the cutest little tuchis. He is a black & tan wire haired and he looks like he is wearing chaps. To watch him run up those stairs is a sight. Wish I had a video camera.

    • Sharpy says:

      get a flip video camera! they’re super easy and the hindcam© works really well! watching dogs go up and down stairs is one of life’s purest pleasures. i’m content simply listening to dogs going up and down stairs.

      btw, it’s sort of funny that you have Lucy and Ricky. in 6th grade my best friend’s parents had two geese in their backyard named Lucy and Ricky. not a popular pet in palo alto at the time.

  26. Dragonflye says:

    Ron’s flickr stream killed me. He is one cute poop.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/odins_raven/4881715646/in/set-72157624639040074/

  27. Molls says:

    After the nose roll, you must kissss the eyes. First left, then right. His left…