Well, Alllriight, Alllriiight

Just when you thought you’d make it through a year, the paparazzi server up yet another picture of a shirtless Matthew McConaughey stretching his calf.

Kindly forwarded by Ant. Original post seen here.



  1. biscuithead says:

    Stunningly beautiful and cute.

  2. Oh, kiddie wants a piggyback ride… wait, is it still called that when his mom’s a horse?

  3. Beautiful and adorable, but what is he doing up there? 😯

  4. “Mom, can I have a bite of that grass please??!!”

  5. LaureninGeorgia says:

    He’s hugging his mommy, of course!

  6. What is he doing? Haven’t you ever seen a hug before?

  7. Hon, do as I say, not as I do — say no to weeds!

  8. I was wondering the same thing, Teresa… I’ve heard of having a monkey on your back, but a colt?

  9. “servers up” — a good way to describe life with the interwebs

  10. Awww. Mom’s so easy-going with her excitable offspring. Kid’s so proud, ‘this is my mom.”

    PS – I am so ready for a Tip Top Tucker movie.

  11. Gracie's Mom says:

    I just fell out of my chair.

  12. Mom must be pretty short for baby to stretch that far. Maybe foal is standing on a stool?

  13. Look at all that chrome on the baby Haflinger. He’s got a good jump in him too.

  14. Just so everyone is aware, I think this photo has reawakened the long slumbering Horse Mad Metz (Pre-Teen Version).
    Therefore I cannot be held responsible for the utterances that will follow.

  15. Cuuuuute!

  16. great image couldn’t look any sweeter.

  17. Stanley Kubrick’s “Foal Meadow Jacket”

  18. I must have one. This seasons latest fashion offering the Pony Wrap. Worn by all the ladies!!

  19. Definitely: the Pashmina will be replaced by the Palomina

  20. And out of the gate it’s 260Oakley in the lead!!

  21. Are you okay? 🙂

  22. There, there, calm down. I’ll get you a horsie. (pats Metz on head and hands her a pasickie)
    Here you go! (hands her a beautiful purple My Little Pony) Isn’t it nice?

  23. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    You win the Internet.

  24. Sign me up for one! I’ll wear it all the time!

  25. Uh… stretching his calf? No cows in this photo… that’s a foal!

    Such beautiful palomino ponies, which are especially golden and magic!


  26. My kid does this to me all the time. It’s the same the whole world over isn’t it?

  27. my little pony my little pony, isn’t the world a happy place?
    my little pony my little pony, everywhere you go a smiling face!
    running and skipping….

  28. This is an abomination unto nature! Horses were not meant to ride other horses!

  29. That’s what I like about those High School foals…

  30. “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

    Alright, alright, alright!

  31. Pasickie!

  32. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    ditto frum moi. Both the animaux and the photo image/ detail
    quality/ sunshine etc.

  33. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    — might be a filly, y’know 🙂 —

    (no harsh, just sayin’ ….)

  34. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: is the CHAIR ok?

    (sorry; couldn’t resist an evident, silly punchline)

  35. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Aren’t they the most elegant horses, this side of Egyptian or Polish Arabians???

    (Haflingers …sorry Theresa; no gottums umlaut capabilities ….at least to my limited awareness of Computerness and this’here gadget I’ma usin’ ….)

  36. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    evil wicked mean, bad skippymom

    (but ye’re still my hero…most of the time 🙂 )

  37. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    nice mixture of !!!’s and 1111’s, there!!111!!!!1111 🙂

  38. Especially if it has pink hair… don’cha know!

  39. HorseeHorseeHorsee!!!11!!
    (Sadly I just missed the My Little Pony Years)
    I had quite teh extensive collection of cheap knockoffs of Beyers horses though.


  41. Awww…super cute…

  42. SocratesX53 says:

    No toe beans but the fuzzy froof of mane on top and the knobular leggys got me!!

  43. Well, who says you can’t start now ? You’ve already got the purple one from skippymom.

  44. Wait, what??

  45. chanpon, it’s a quote from the movie Dazed & Confused.

  46. Very true, very true! 🙂 Dunno why, but to me it was a little boy horse (maybe it’s ’cause of the ‘hawk… although I know ladies with ‘hawks too, so there again I could be off, LOL!).

  47. AWWWWW! 🙂
    “Carry me mommy.” (said in a whinney voice)

  48. i, too, am wondering

  49. haw!

  50. stretching his calf??? Last time I checked a baby horse is a FOAL lmao 😀


    That’s great!

  52. I can tell your parents say, “Did you hurt my door/wall/chair/car/etc?” when you run into things.

  53. I’m with O No.

  54. I had quite a few toy horses too. Used to play with them for hours.

    My LIttle Pony= NOT A REAL (looking) HORSE. Ick.


    Yes, I did just say that out loud.

  56. ………..I don’t really like this……. but I couldn’t resist.

  57. wow. that is so far down the pop culture meme hole, i don’t even know where to start searching! what WAS that?! it was oddly enticing… sort of like wanting to take a bite of almond soap.

  58. ……not to imply you’re clumsy or anything. Just from experience.

  59. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    ….the middle three siblings were all boys, so I would imagine the parents saw a fair amount of
    collateral/ equipment damage for several years. It’s pretty likely that my mother selected the household furnishings from “Picnic Tables R Us”, for several years ….

  60. ‘Tis a foal folks. Colt or filly. Calf…. X0 Oh dear!