Well, Alllriight, Alllriiight

Just when you thought you’d make it through a year, the paparazzi server up yet another picture of a shirtless Matthew McConaughey stretching his calf.

Kindly forwarded by Ant. Original post seen here.

60 comments … read them below or add one

  1. biscuithead says:

    Stunningly beautiful and cute.

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      ditto frum moi. Both the animaux and the photo image/ detail
      quality/ sunshine etc.

  2. Autisttree says:

    Oh, kiddie wants a piggyback ride… wait, is it still called that when his mom’s a horse?

  3. Theresa says:

    Beautiful and adorable, but what is he doing up there? :shock:

  4. edmundh says:

    “Mom, can I have a bite of that grass please??!!”

  5. Wolfie says:

    Hon, do as I say, not as I do — say no to weeds!

  6. alissa says:

    “servers up” — a good way to describe life with the interwebs

  7. Kar says:

    Awww. Mom’s so easy-going with her excitable offspring. Kid’s so proud, ‘this is my mom.”

    PS – I am so ready for a Tip Top Tucker movie.

  8. Gracie's Mom says:

    I just fell out of my chair.

    • Jessica says:

      Are you okay? :)

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      Also: is the CHAIR ok?

      (sorry; couldn’t resist an evident, silly punchline)

      • muttluver says:

        I can tell your parents say, “Did you hurt my door/wall/chair/car/etc?” when you run into things.

        • muttluver says:

          ……not to imply you’re clumsy or anything. Just from experience.

        • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

          ….the middle three siblings were all boys, so I would imagine the parents saw a fair amount of
          collateral/ equipment damage for several years. It’s pretty likely that my mother selected the household furnishings from “Picnic Tables R Us”, for several years ….

  9. ffleur says:

    Mom must be pretty short for baby to stretch that far. Maybe foal is standing on a stool?

  10. Susan L says:

    Look at all that chrome on the baby Haflinger. He’s got a good jump in him too.

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      Aren’t they the most elegant horses, this side of Egyptian or Polish Arabians???

      (Haflingers …sorry Theresa; no gottums umlaut capabilities ….at least to my limited awareness of Computerness and this’here gadget I’ma usin’ ….)

  11. Metz says:

    Just so everyone is aware, I think this photo has reawakened the long slumbering Horse Mad Metz (Pre-Teen Version).
    Therefore I cannot be held responsible for the utterances that will follow.
    OMGPONIIESWANTWANTWANTWANTHORSIEHORSIEHORSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!11111!!!!!elebentybajillion!!!!!!

  12. MamaLana says:

    Cuuuuute!

  13. Lumen Photo says:

    great image couldn’t look any sweeter.

  14. 260Oakley says:

    Stanley Kubrick’s “Foal Meadow Jacket”

  15. steppy says:

    I must have one. This seasons latest fashion offering the Pony Wrap. Worn by all the ladies!!

  16. MoonCatty says:

    Uh… stretching his calf? No cows in this photo… that’s a foal!

    Such beautiful palomino ponies, which are especially golden and magic!

    OMGPALOMINOPONIIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!!

  17. lesley says:

    My kid does this to me all the time. It’s the same the whole world over isn’t it?

  18. ponyfan says:

    my little pony my little pony, isn’t the world a happy place?
    my little pony my little pony, everywhere you go a smiling face!
    running and skipping….

  19. Sarah says:

    This is an abomination unto nature! Horses were not meant to ride other horses!

  20. doranyc says:

    That’s what I like about those High School foals…

  21. Estlin says:

    “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

    Alright, alright, alright!

    • muttluver says:

      ………..I don’t really like this……. but I couldn’t resist.

      • Sharpy says:

        wow. that is so far down the pop culture meme hole, i don’t even know where to start searching! what WAS that?! it was oddly enticing… sort of like wanting to take a bite of almond soap.

  22. ShaSha says:

    Pasickie!

  23. Martha says:

    Awww…super cute…

  24. SocratesX53 says:

    No toe beans but the fuzzy froof of mane on top and the knobular leggys got me!!

  25. chanpon says:

    Wait, what??

  26. Wendy says:

    AWWWWW! :)
    “Carry me mommy.” (said in a whinney voice)

  27. Holly says:

    stretching his calf??? Last time I checked a baby horse is a FOAL lmao :D

  28. Julia says:

    ‘Tis a foal folks. Colt or filly. Calf…. X0 Oh dear!