Well, Alllriight, Alllriiight

Just when you thought you’d make it through a year, the paparazzi server up yet another picture of a shirtless Matthew McConaughey stretching his calf.

Kindly forwarded by Ant. Original post seen here.


  1. biscuithead says:

    Stunningly beautiful and cute.

  2. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    ditto frum moi. Both the animaux and the photo image/ detail
    quality/ sunshine etc.

  3. Oh, kiddie wants a piggyback ride… wait, is it still called that when his mom’s a horse?

  4. Beautiful and adorable, but what is he doing up there? :shock:

  5. LaureninGeorgia says:

    He’s hugging his mommy, of course!

  6. What is he doing? Haven’t you ever seen a hug before?

  7. I was wondering the same thing, Teresa… I’ve heard of having a monkey on your back, but a colt?

  8. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    — might be a filly, y’know :)

    (no harsh, just sayin’ ….)

  9. Very true, very true! :) Dunno why, but to me it was a little boy horse (maybe it’s ’cause of the ‘hawk… although I know ladies with ‘hawks too, so there again I could be off, LOL!).

  10. “Mom, can I have a bite of that grass please??!!”

  11. Hon, do as I say, not as I do — say no to weeds!


    That’s great!

  13. “servers up” — a good way to describe life with the interwebs

  14. Awww. Mom’s so easy-going with her excitable offspring. Kid’s so proud, ‘this is my mom.”

    PS – I am so ready for a Tip Top Tucker movie.

  15. Gracie's Mom says:

    I just fell out of my chair.

  16. Are you okay? :)

  17. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: is the CHAIR ok?

    (sorry; couldn’t resist an evident, silly punchline)

  18. I can tell your parents say, “Did you hurt my door/wall/chair/car/etc?” when you run into things.

  19. ……not to imply you’re clumsy or anything. Just from experience.

  20. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    ….the middle three siblings were all boys, so I would imagine the parents saw a fair amount of
    collateral/ equipment damage for several years. It’s pretty likely that my mother selected the household furnishings from “Picnic Tables R Us”, for several years ….

  21. Mom must be pretty short for baby to stretch that far. Maybe foal is standing on a stool?

  22. i, too, am wondering

  23. Look at all that chrome on the baby Haflinger. He’s got a good jump in him too.

  24. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Aren’t they the most elegant horses, this side of Egyptian or Polish Arabians???

    (Haflingers …sorry Theresa; no gottums umlaut capabilities ….at least to my limited awareness of Computerness and this’here gadget I’ma usin’ ….)

  25. Just so everyone is aware, I think this photo has reawakened the long slumbering Horse Mad Metz (Pre-Teen Version).
    Therefore I cannot be held responsible for the utterances that will follow.

  26. There, there, calm down. I’ll get you a horsie. (pats Metz on head and hands her a pasickie)
    Here you go! (hands her a beautiful purple My Little Pony) Isn’t it nice?

  27. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    evil wicked mean, bad skippymom

    (but ye’re still my hero…most of the time :) )

  28. I’m with O No.

  29. Especially if it has pink hair… don’cha know!

  30. HorseeHorseeHorsee!!!11!!
    (Sadly I just missed the My Little Pony Years)
    I had quite teh extensive collection of cheap knockoffs of Beyers horses though.

  31. Well, who says you can’t start now ? You’ve already got the purple one from skippymom.

  32. I had quite a few toy horses too. Used to play with them for hours.

    My LIttle Pony= NOT A REAL (looking) HORSE. Ick.

  33. Cuuuuute!

  34. great image couldn’t look any sweeter.

  35. Stanley Kubrick’s “Foal Meadow Jacket”

  36. And out of the gate it’s 260Oakley in the lead!!

  37. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    You win the Internet.

  38. I must have one. This seasons latest fashion offering the Pony Wrap. Worn by all the ladies!!

  39. Definitely: the Pashmina will be replaced by the Palomina

  40. Sign me up for one! I’ll wear it all the time!

  41. haw!

  42. Uh… stretching his calf? No cows in this photo… that’s a foal!

    Such beautiful palomino ponies, which are especially golden and magic!



  44. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    nice mixture of !!!’s and 1111’s, there!!111!!!!1111 :)

  45. My kid does this to me all the time. It’s the same the whole world over isn’t it?

  46. my little pony my little pony, isn’t the world a happy place?
    my little pony my little pony, everywhere you go a smiling face!
    running and skipping….


    Yes, I did just say that out loud.

  48. This is an abomination unto nature! Horses were not meant to ride other horses!

  49. That’s what I like about those High School foals…

  50. “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

    Alright, alright, alright!

  51. ………..I don’t really like this……. but I couldn’t resist.

  52. wow. that is so far down the pop culture meme hole, i don’t even know where to start searching! what WAS that?! it was oddly enticing… sort of like wanting to take a bite of almond soap.

  53. Pasickie!

  54. Awww…super cute…

  55. SocratesX53 says:

    No toe beans but the fuzzy froof of mane on top and the knobular leggys got me!!

  56. Wait, what??

  57. chanpon, it’s a quote from the movie Dazed & Confused.

  58. AWWWWW! :)
    “Carry me mommy.” (said in a whinney voice)

  59. stretching his calf??? Last time I checked a baby horse is a FOAL lmao :D

  60. ‘Tis a foal folks. Colt or filly. Calf…. X0 Oh dear!


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