Well, Alllriight, Alllriiight

Just when you thought you’d make it through a year, the paparazzi server up yet another picture of a shirtless Matthew McConaughey stretching his calf.

Kindly forwarded by Ant. Original post seen here.

Comments

  1. biscuithead says:

    Stunningly beautiful and cute.

  2. Oh, kiddie wants a piggyback ride… wait, is it still called that when his mom’s a horse?

  3. Beautiful and adorable, but what is he doing up there? :shock:

  4. “Mom, can I have a bite of that grass please??!!”

  5. LaureninGeorgia says:

    He’s hugging his mommy, of course!

  6. What is he doing? Haven’t you ever seen a hug before?

  7. Hon, do as I say, not as I do — say no to weeds!

  8. I was wondering the same thing, Teresa… I’ve heard of having a monkey on your back, but a colt?

  9. “servers up” — a good way to describe life with the interwebs

  10. Awww. Mom’s so easy-going with her excitable offspring. Kid’s so proud, ‘this is my mom.”

    PS – I am so ready for a Tip Top Tucker movie.

  11. Gracie's Mom says:

    I just fell out of my chair.

  12. Mom must be pretty short for baby to stretch that far. Maybe foal is standing on a stool?

  13. Look at all that chrome on the baby Haflinger. He’s got a good jump in him too.

  14. Just so everyone is aware, I think this photo has reawakened the long slumbering Horse Mad Metz (Pre-Teen Version).
    Therefore I cannot be held responsible for the utterances that will follow.
    OMGPONIIESWANTWANTWANTWANTHORSIEHORSIEHORSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!11111!!!!!elebentybajillion!!!!!!

  15. Cuuuuute!

  16. great image couldn’t look any sweeter.

  17. Stanley Kubrick’s “Foal Meadow Jacket”

  18. I must have one. This seasons latest fashion offering the Pony Wrap. Worn by all the ladies!!

  19. Definitely: the Pashmina will be replaced by the Palomina

  20. And out of the gate it’s 260Oakley in the lead!!

  21. Are you okay? :)

  22. There, there, calm down. I’ll get you a horsie. (pats Metz on head and hands her a pasickie)
    Here you go! (hands her a beautiful purple My Little Pony) Isn’t it nice?

  23. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    You win the Internet.

  24. Sign me up for one! I’ll wear it all the time!

  25. Uh… stretching his calf? No cows in this photo… that’s a foal!

    Such beautiful palomino ponies, which are especially golden and magic!

    OMGPALOMINOPONIIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!!

  26. My kid does this to me all the time. It’s the same the whole world over isn’t it?

  27. my little pony my little pony, isn’t the world a happy place?
    my little pony my little pony, everywhere you go a smiling face!
    running and skipping….

  28. This is an abomination unto nature! Horses were not meant to ride other horses!

  29. That’s what I like about those High School foals…

  30. “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

    Alright, alright, alright!

  31. Pasickie!

  32. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    ditto frum moi. Both the animaux and the photo image/ detail
    quality/ sunshine etc.

  33. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    – might be a filly, y’know :)

    (no harsh, just sayin’ ….)

  34. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: is the CHAIR ok?

    (sorry; couldn’t resist an evident, silly punchline)

  35. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Aren’t they the most elegant horses, this side of Egyptian or Polish Arabians???

    (Haflingers …sorry Theresa; no gottums umlaut capabilities ….at least to my limited awareness of Computerness and this’here gadget I’ma usin’ ….)

  36. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    evil wicked mean, bad skippymom

    (but ye’re still my hero…most of the time :) )

  37. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    nice mixture of !!!’s and 1111’s, there!!111!!!!1111 :)

  38. Especially if it has pink hair… don’cha know!

  39. HorseeHorseeHorsee!!!11!!
    (Sadly I just missed the My Little Pony Years)
    I had quite teh extensive collection of cheap knockoffs of Beyers horses though.

  40. Palominos????!!! OMGOMGOMGWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

  41. Awww…super cute…

  42. SocratesX53 says:

    No toe beans but the fuzzy froof of mane on top and the knobular leggys got me!!

  43. Well, who says you can’t start now ? You’ve already got the purple one from skippymom.

  44. Wait, what??

  45. chanpon, it’s a quote from the movie Dazed & Confused.

  46. Very true, very true! :) Dunno why, but to me it was a little boy horse (maybe it’s ’cause of the ‘hawk… although I know ladies with ‘hawks too, so there again I could be off, LOL!).

  47. AWWWWW! :)
    “Carry me mommy.” (said in a whinney voice)

  48. i, too, am wondering

  49. haw!

  50. stretching his calf??? Last time I checked a baby horse is a FOAL lmao :D

  51. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That’s great!

  52. I can tell your parents say, “Did you hurt my door/wall/chair/car/etc?” when you run into things.

  53. I’m with O No.

  54. I had quite a few toy horses too. Used to play with them for hours.

    My LIttle Pony= NOT A REAL (looking) HORSE. Ick.

  55. AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    Yes, I did just say that out loud.

  56. ………..I don’t really like this……. but I couldn’t resist.

  57. wow. that is so far down the pop culture meme hole, i don’t even know where to start searching! what WAS that?! it was oddly enticing… sort of like wanting to take a bite of almond soap.

  58. ……not to imply you’re clumsy or anything. Just from experience.

  59. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    ….the middle three siblings were all boys, so I would imagine the parents saw a fair amount of
    collateral/ equipment damage for several years. It’s pretty likely that my mother selected the household furnishings from “Picnic Tables R Us”, for several years ….

  60. ‘Tis a foal folks. Colt or filly. Calf…. X0 Oh dear!

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