This Obesity Epidemic is Out of Control

Admittedly, Mister Sack of Po-ta-toes wasn’t a fan of exercise.

However, when he started to lose the muscle memory in those lazy bones, even he knew there was a problem.

It’s just baby fluff, Michael Y.

129 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Such thick luxurious fur… I could snorgle him ALL DAY!

  2. Gigi says:

    Of the blorptitude.

  3. librarianjessica says:

    Yeah, not a fan of of the commentary on this one.

  4. camille says:

    The tummy of him!

  5. Mark says:

    A classic example of a shiba pup with a snoutbelly: its snout is equally as soft as its belly, common with most cats but with dogs somewhat rare…shiba inu pups are little generators of supercharged warmth & fuzziness.

  6. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    …um…while there *IS* a bit of baby fluff….I’ll hazard the dangerous opinion that it *might not* be ALL baby FLUFF …..

    but it’s mighty cute.

  7. Mare says:

    EEEEEEEEE! Lookit the baby chow! I must bury my face in all that fuzz!

    …Despite the fact that most dogs make my eyes go red and itchy, my nose start running and generally make me feel like I’ve swollen up to match this puppers in terms of blorpiness. *sigh*

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      @ Mare: our group condolences on tha whole itchy&scratchy bit.

      Does it help a’tall, to know, that THAT is the ackshual REASON which prompted Her Megginess to CREATE Cuteoverload?????

    • The Cute Avenger says:

      I feel your pain, my friend, except that it’s cats who do that for me, and dogs to a more milder degree (usually just the runny nose and sneezings). In a perfect world, we could snorgle with our furry friends of choice all day, sans allergic reactions!

  8. WannaSmile says:

    Let’s just call him da’ Master of Blorpness.

  9. Joanie says:

    Omg. This pup is so cute it makes me want to cry cause I can’t hold it!!

  10. Scout C says:

    Who needs a turkey when you can snuggle with this butterball on Thanksgiving?

  11. Amber says:

    awwww so snuggly cute!

  12. kat says:

    oh my god sooo cute and round!! i loff eet!

  13. victoreia says:

    The fluff! The chub! [ded]

  14. MamaLana says:

    Yummy tummy!

  15. Nikki says:

    What a little darling! Everything about this little lovebug, from the button eyes, round tummy and curly tail is unbearably cute. Love love love this puppy.

    • Melinda says:

      He is just so insanely cute in his soft pudgy roundness! I want to hold him and rub that belly and chase him around the room with squeaky toys and everything!!!

  16. Yaelski says:

    I just went “aheeheehee!” after seeing that belly. :)

  17. Mocha says:

    When he finally loses that puppeh chub, you just know he’ll look down and be like OMG WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE STUBBY THINGS WITH THE WIGGLING PARTS before realizing they’re his feets. :)

    Also, I love his general teddy-bearness in the second picture, and I would very much like to blow a raspberry on his tummy.

  18. Theresa says:

    “You ******s! You ate Kenny!”

  19. Cee says:

    Blorp, blorp, blorp. Those chubbeh legs look practically vestigial.

  20. Trixie says:

    I do believe that is Augustus Gloop.

  21. Shaz says:

    OMG! PUP BELLY!

  22. .twist. says:

    omnomnomnom! I could eats him. No, wait, he’s too cute, I will just love him. <3

  23. (The Original) Mel says:

    Must snorgle blorpy dog belleh. Ehn. Ehn.

  24. Nikki says:

    *Waves at pals from the Moderation Lounge, to which I’ve been banished for the past 3 hours*

    Sigh.

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      Hi Nikki. My name is Leslie and I’m a Moderashunholic

      (aka it happens to moi fairleh frequentleh).

      (sympathetic, tragic, angst-filled sigh)

      • Sharpy says:

        introducing the ONOtranslator2000© (aka “ONO in, CO out”)!

         ONO IN, CO OUT 

        The ONOtranslator2000© speeds comments through moderation in a snap!

        “ONO in, CO out!”

        • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

          wow Sharpy.
          I di-unt realize,
          that I created a need for a SPECIFIC Moderashun ATTACHMENT gadget.

          so sowwy.

          If it’s of any consolation (?), my college Major and two Minors were 3 different foreign languages, so the whole wordplay & grammarosity thing is IN THA DNA in the Hard Drive!!!!

          • Sharpy says:

            now we just have to put the moderashun moderation machine through the same training (with a masters in ONO-speak) and you won’t have to wait to read your comments at all!

          • Sharpy says:

            hey, you don’t have to apologize! i was trying to tease you AND honor you! i figure if i have to decipher 400 O NO posts a day, i can have a little fun! that’s a lot of work for a girl who majored in only one language, which is sort of like a fish majoring in swimming, n’est-ce pas?

          • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

            oui, bien sur :)

    • Sharpy says:

      tissue for your issue?

    • Angel says:

      (sing to the tune of Carly Simon’s “Anticipation”): “…in Moderayshun; in Moderayayshun; it’s making me wait..dum dum da dum dum dah dah dee” etc.

  25. mikelyap says:

    Btw Guyz this is a chow :) barely 2mnts old :)

  26. Teresa in KC says:

    He’s not fat…..he’s fluffy. :-)

  27. jenjen says:

    That second picture kind of looks like me in the morning. I wish I had someone to hold me up like that.

  28. skyroom80 says:

    He’s the Sumo wrestler of puppies! And both are adorable!

  29. chanpon says:

    Sir Roly-Poly, at your service.

  30. Viola de Lesseps says:

    Hippo walking on chopsticks–bwahahahahahahahaha!! Genius.

  31. dmaufer says:

    I would happily be a couch potato with this adorable pudgester!! Let the snorgling commence!

  32. ZiziMars14 says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWW hooow cute.. Is that some breed or?

  33. Katrina says:

    Do we have a clue as to his/her heritage? Chow? Shiba (looks a little chubby for a Shiba, but hey,) “Youth Wants to Know!” Love the little critter!

    • bookmonstercats says:

      I don’t know Shibas, but chows have little teddy bear ears on the side of their heads and curly tails, and they tend to be stocky, like Sir Blorpalot here, so I vote for chow.

      • ceejoe says:

        up a little ways in the comments, the owner says it’s a chow, barely 2 months old

      • Hon Glad says:

        I vote for Chow , When I was knee high to a grasshopper, the lady across the road had a Chow. I think….they are Chinese, or somaht.*
        *to be pronounced in a Lancashier accent – Think Monty Python “That were luxury”

    • mikelyap says:

      Guyz its a puppy chow chow.. thats my puppy 2 months old

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      (giggle)

      Looks a little chubby for …ANYTHING
      (except perhaps for a hippobottomus)!!!!!

      (bwa ha ha?)

      • brinnann says:

        Sure it’s not a hippotopomous? I forget which has odd toes and which has even toes…

      • Denise A. says:

        Wow! A post of mine has made it into the C. O. varnic….vurnack….slang bank! Thanks, O NO! This guy, I’d have to call him a heapo’bellehfluf. :)

  34. Valerie says:

    I love Mister Sack of potatoes! Cute…I love his eyes. Looks like a teddy bear in the 2nd photo. He is the perfect size.

  35. Alice007 says:

    *looks over top of glasses*
    *presses lips together, nodding head once*
    “Yes, yes, that belly is coming along nicely.”
    *makes note on clipboard*

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      You’re carrying on Nurse Steffie’s duties, very nicely indeed!!!

      (QueenofDork, for any who aren’t already aware of her wondrous nursing talents)

  36. Kim says:

    Can we “tock” about those adorabuhl puppy ‘tocks!

  37. We all live in a Beagle SUbmarine
    A Beagle Submarine
    a Beagle Submarine

    Well yes it did have to be said at some point .

  38. teh jlo says:

    He’s not fat! It’s all that fur! It makes him look…. poofy. :)

  39. Saffron says:

    Math:
    Stubbular legs + curly tail + blorp = I AM DED

    Soooo adorable!

    Puppeh looks like he has the same stomach blorp my orange tabby had as a kitten. He had this barrel shaped stomach for about 3 months. He got dewormed twice, but was still barrel shaped until he grew into (around?) it. Now he is a sleek tabbeh.
    Vet told me some kittens are round for a while and will grow out of it. But he looked pretty funny for a while! :)

  40. Hon Glad says:

    Rather than that old chestnut ‘shopped’ I do think this picture is slightly distorted.
    I mean give the poor fluff ball a chance, he’ll grow up with isshoos.

  41. Hon Glad says:

    Now how did I guess I would be moderated? It’s the use of Sh***ed, isn’t it. :)

  42. LisaL says:

    The 2nd photo reminds me of the red panda photo. Like he’s a monster and he’s gonna getcha!

  43. gryt says:

    What a little bruiser, heee. I think we’re gonna have to see a pic with the blue tongue showing(ks).

  44. Jimbeaux says:

    I just wanna lie on a coushe all day with him, snugglin’ and watching TV. Don’t care if I get nothing done. So there! :)

  45. LeAnn (not LeAnna or Lee Ann) says:

    I can’t say anything because I’m at work and there are clients in the lobby, but my brain is screaming “OOOOOOOH, da tummy!!”

  46. shannomo says:

    *giggling* :)

  47. Lumen Photo says:

    What breed of pouch is this? very sweet looking….

  48. Wend says:

    Floofularity, Floofularity.

  49. Nikki says:

    Judging by the bowling ball this cutie pie has evidently swallowed, Chow is the perfect name of breed for this little guy. Oink. (and Squee)

  50. ElishaB. says:

    To quote my favorite feline Garfield:
    “I’m not fat…..I’m fluffy!”
    Sweet Pup!!!!

  51. Snoo says:

    Add long front teef and what you have here is a Groundhoggle!

  52. Megan Mouse says:

    “Da Master of Blorpness!” HAHA! Awesome.

  53. Lee says:

    Reminded me of this:

  54. Peanut's mama says:

    OMG FAT LITTLE EWOK DOGGIE! <3<3<3

  55. occula says:

    Bloop! Blorp!

    I could eat him all up, but I’d have to invite a few friends to help.

    Bonus points for making my brain go “Po-ta-toes” in hobbit accent for the rest of the day, too, of course.

  56. occula says:

    Aww! Moderation station! Because I said “hobbit,” no doubt – couldn’t be “blorp”! :)

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      “moderation station” reminds me of “conjunction junction”…

      Signed,
      ABC Afterschool Specials
      1970s Edition

  57. Lewis n' Clark says:

    Blorpy McBlubberkins

  58. spb says:

    He’s not fat… he just graduated, he majored in horizontal and minored in vertical.

  59. muttluver says:

    Ok, HOW COME nobody has used this yet???!

    “IT’S SO FLUFFY!!!!”

  60. Ekajati says:

    Most snorgabuhl puppeh on the planet surely?!

  61. RHJunior says:

    No need to worry. It’s just….

    *sunglasses*

    Puppy fat.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  62. khaysie says:

    he was so cute. i miss to have dogs :( (
    he is my second fav nxt to BOO

  63. Theresa says:

    I’m kind of concerned on this one. Distended tummies can be signs of intestinal parasites.