This Obesity Epidemic is Out of Control

Admittedly, Mister Sack of Po-ta-toes wasn’t a fan of exercise.

However, when he started to lose the muscle memory in those lazy bones, even he knew there was a problem.

It’s just baby fluff, Michael Y.


  1. Such thick luxurious fur… I could snorgle him ALL DAY!

  2. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    only if yew git there,
    b’4 the REST of us get there!!!!! :)

  3. Of the blorptitude.

  4. librarianjessica says:

    Yeah, not a fan of of the commentary on this one.

  5. warrior rabbit says:

    Really? Huh. I think the hovertext is hysterical.

  6. This isn’t meant to be condescending at all, but it sounds like obesity is perhaps a problem in your life or someone you know? Regardless, being selective when choosing which jokes offend you makes you look like a “bad” person in some ways.

  7. Um.. yeah.. stop talking.

  8. I second KatieZ. That’ll be enuf outta you.

  9. *droopy ears* Why so mean? Some people don’t like those kind of jokes. They’re entitled to their opinion.

  10. The tummy of him!

  11. A classic example of a shiba pup with a snoutbelly: its snout is equally as soft as its belly, common with most cats but with dogs somewhat rare…shiba inu pups are little generators of supercharged warmth & fuzziness.

  12. I love cats says:

    Oh, this is a Shiba pup? Shiba Inu are such cute dogs.

  13. Actually, it looks more like a Chow-Chow to me…

  14. It’s a Chow pup!

  15. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    …um…while there *IS* a bit of baby fluff….I’ll hazard the dangerous opinion that it *might not* be ALL baby FLUFF …..

    but it’s mighty cute.

  16. Lewis n' Clark says:

    what?! the nerve….

  17. EEEEEEEEE! Lookit the baby chow! I must bury my face in all that fuzz!

    …Despite the fact that most dogs make my eyes go red and itchy, my nose start running and generally make me feel like I’ve swollen up to match this puppers in terms of blorpiness. *sigh*

  18. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ Mare: our group condolences on tha whole itchy&scratchy bit.

    Does it help a’tall, to know, that THAT is the ackshual REASON which prompted Her Megginess to CREATE Cuteoverload?????

  19. The Cute Avenger says:

    I feel your pain, my friend, except that it’s cats who do that for me, and dogs to a more milder degree (usually just the runny nose and sneezings). In a perfect world, we could snorgle with our furry friends of choice all day, sans allergic reactions!

  20. Let’s just call him da’ Master of Blorpness.

  21. Omg. This pup is so cute it makes me want to cry cause I can’t hold it!!

  22. Who needs a turkey when you can snuggle with this butterball on Thanksgiving?

  23. Well put, Scout C! Now pass that pup my way…

  24. awwww so snuggly cute!

  25. oh my god sooo cute and round!! i loff eet!

  26. The fluff! The chub! [ded]

  27. Yummy tummy!

  28. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one!!!! :)

  29. What a little darling! Everything about this little lovebug, from the button eyes, round tummy and curly tail is unbearably cute. Love love love this puppy.

  30. He is just so insanely cute in his soft pudgy roundness! I want to hold him and rub that belly and chase him around the room with squeaky toys and everything!!!

  31. I just went “aheeheehee!” after seeing that belly. :)

  32. When he finally loses that puppeh chub, you just know he’ll look down and be like OMG WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE STUBBY THINGS WITH THE WIGGLING PARTS before realizing they’re his feets. :)

    Also, I love his general teddy-bearness in the second picture, and I would very much like to blow a raspberry on his tummy.

  33. “You ******s! You ate Kenny!”

  34. Elge Premeau says:


    Also, thumbs up on Theresa’s response.

  35. Blorp, blorp, blorp. Those chubbeh legs look practically vestigial.

  36. I do believe that is Augustus Gloop.

  37. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    most excellent.

  38. more like Augustus Blorp!

  39. Good one Lisa! :lol:


  41. omnomnomnom! I could eats him. No, wait, he’s too cute, I will just love him. <3

  42. (The Original) Mel says:

    Must snorgle blorpy dog belleh. Ehn. Ehn.

  43. *Waves at pals from the Moderation Lounge, to which I’ve been banished for the past 3 hours*


  44. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Hi Nikki. My name is Leslie and I’m a Moderashunholic

    (aka it happens to moi fairleh frequentleh).

    (sympathetic, tragic, angst-filled sigh)

  45. introducing the ONOtranslator2000© (aka “ONO in, CO out”)!

     ONO IN, CO OUT 

    The ONOtranslator2000© speeds comments through moderation in a snap!

    “ONO in, CO out!”

  46. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    wow Sharpy.
    I di-unt realize,
    that I created a need for a SPECIFIC Moderashun ATTACHMENT gadget.

    so sowwy.

    If it’s of any consolation (?), my college Major and two Minors were 3 different foreign languages, so the whole wordplay & grammarosity thing is IN THA DNA in the Hard Drive!!!!

  47. now we just have to put the moderashun moderation machine through the same training (with a masters in ONO-speak) and you won’t have to wait to read your comments at all!

  48. hey, you don’t have to apologize! i was trying to tease you AND honor you! i figure if i have to decipher 400 O NO posts a day, i can have a little fun! that’s a lot of work for a girl who majored in only one language, which is sort of like a fish majoring in swimming, n’est-ce pas?

  49. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    oui, bien sur :)

  50. tissue for your issue?

  51. Go cry, emo kid. :P

  52. WAWAAAAHHHHHH! now i want to listen to belle and sebastien and drop out of art school!!!

  53. It’s okay, little Sharpy! No need to cry… (Or as my niece likes to day, “Do I need to call a waaa-mbulance for you?”) :)

  54. i guess. maybe a bowl of ice cream would help.

  55. Excellent. Ice cream always helps! Thanks for taking such great care of us!

  56. How about a pa-sickie?

  57. I prefer chocolate, myself.

  58. (sing to the tune of Carly Simon’s “Anticipation”): “…in Moderayshun; in Moderayayshun; it’s making me wait..dum dum da dum dum dah dah dee” etc.

  59. Btw Guyz this is a chow :) barely 2mnts old :)

  60. Teresa in KC says:

    He’s not fat…..he’s fluffy. :-)

  61. I love that bit! He’s a funny dude.

  62. I love cats says:

    I agree! Tis the fluffytude, he’s just very fuzzy!

  63. I love cats says:

    On a second though: maybe he is a little chubby, but still adorable!

  64. That second picture kind of looks like me in the morning. I wish I had someone to hold me up like that.

  65. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    yeh that DOES sound like a GREAT gig; you’re absolutely spot-on!!!

  66. He’s the Sumo wrestler of puppies! And both are adorable!

  67. Sumo wrestlers are adorable?
    I never actually thought of them that way but OK ;-)

  68. Sir Roly-Poly, at your service.

  69. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    quite nice, chanpon!

  70. Viola de Lesseps says:

    Hippo walking on chopsticks–bwahahahahahahahaha!! Genius.

  71. Thats funny. & Sumo wresters are not so cute. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  72. I would happily be a couch potato with this adorable pudgester!! Let the snorgling commence!

  73. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW hooow cute.. Is that some breed or?

  74. Do we have a clue as to his/her heritage? Chow? Shiba (looks a little chubby for a Shiba, but hey,) “Youth Wants to Know!” Love the little critter!

  75. bookmonstercats says:

    I don’t know Shibas, but chows have little teddy bear ears on the side of their heads and curly tails, and they tend to be stocky, like Sir Blorpalot here, so I vote for chow.

  76. I vote for Chow , When I was knee high to a grasshopper, the lady across the road had a Chow. I think….they are Chinese, or somaht.*
    *to be pronounced in a Lancashier accent – Think Monty Python “That were luxury”

  77. “Knee-high to a grasshopper” doesn’t evoke the intended mental picture for me. Instead of seeing a wee young’un, I see a huge grasshopper. :shock:

  78. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    One of the 79 reasons why I think you’re probably an inneresting hooman bean.

  79. Summat. Nowt wrong wi’ that, my lad. :P

  80. up a little ways in the comments, the owner says it’s a chow, barely 2 months old

  81. Guyz its a puppy chow chow.. thats my puppy 2 months old

  82. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:


    Looks a little chubby for …ANYTHING
    (except perhaps for a hippobottomus)!!!!!

    (bwa ha ha?)

  83. Sure it’s not a hippotopomous? I forget which has odd toes and which has even toes…

  84. Wow! A post of mine has made it into the C. O. varnic….vurnack….slang bank! Thanks, O NO! This guy, I’d have to call him a heapo’bellehfluf. :)

  85. :lol: Denise, I think I like “heapo’bellehfluf” even better!

  86. I love Mister Sack of potatoes! Cute…I love his eyes. Looks like a teddy bear in the 2nd photo. He is the perfect size.

  87. *looks over top of glasses*
    *presses lips together, nodding head once*
    “Yes, yes, that belly is coming along nicely.”
    *makes note on clipboard*

  88. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    You’re carrying on Nurse Steffie’s duties, very nicely indeed!!!

    (QueenofDork, for any who aren’t already aware of her wondrous nursing talents)

  89. Can we “tock” about those adorabuhl puppy ‘tocks!

  90. We all live in a Beagle SUbmarine
    A Beagle Submarine
    a Beagle Submarine

    Well yes it did have to be said at some point .

  91. Ooooops Wrong Comment stream

  92. SOUP!!!!

  93. Exactly LOL

  94. He’s not fat! It’s all that fur! It makes him look…. poofy. :)

  95. Math:
    Stubbular legs + curly tail + blorp = I AM DED

    Soooo adorable!

    Puppeh looks like he has the same stomach blorp my orange tabby had as a kitten. He had this barrel shaped stomach for about 3 months. He got dewormed twice, but was still barrel shaped until he grew into (around?) it. Now he is a sleek tabbeh.
    Vet told me some kittens are round for a while and will grow out of it. But he looked pretty funny for a while! :)

  96. Rather than that old chestnut ‘shopped’ I do think this picture is slightly distorted.
    I mean give the poor fluff ball a chance, he’ll grow up with isshoos.

  97. Now how did I guess I would be moderated? It’s the use of Sh***ed, isn’t it. :)

  98. The 2nd photo reminds me of the red panda photo. Like he’s a monster and he’s gonna getcha!

  99. What a little bruiser, heee. I think we’re gonna have to see a pic with the blue tongue showing(ks).

  100. I just wanna lie on a coushe all day with him, snugglin’ and watching TV. Don’t care if I get nothing done. So there! :)

  101. Wait, someone does care that they get nothing done? :mrgreen:

  102. :D

  103. LeAnn (not LeAnna or Lee Ann) says:

    I can’t say anything because I’m at work and there are clients in the lobby, but my brain is screaming “OOOOOOOH, da tummy!!”

  104. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    My brain HEARS your brain. Does that help any? :)

  105. Yikes! Does it hear my brain, too?

  106. Yes, and my brain is very afraid.

  107. *giggling* :)

  108. What breed of pouch is this? very sweet looking….

  109. Somewhere up there, the owner says it’s a two month old chow.

  110. Floofularity, Floofularity.

  111. M*A*S*H Chaplain reference-very nice!

  112. S*N*E*R*K

  113. Judging by the bowling ball this cutie pie has evidently swallowed, Chow is the perfect name of breed for this little guy. Oink. (and Squee)

  114. To quote my favorite feline Garfield:
    “I’m not fat…..I’m fluffy!”
    Sweet Pup!!!!

  115. Add long front teef and what you have here is a Groundhoggle!

  116. “Da Master of Blorpness!” HAHA! Awesome.

  117. Reminded me of this:

  118. Peanut's mama says:


  119. Bloop! Blorp!

    I could eat him all up, but I’d have to invite a few friends to help.

    Bonus points for making my brain go “Po-ta-toes” in hobbit accent for the rest of the day, too, of course.

  120. Aww! Moderation station! Because I said “hobbit,” no doubt – couldn’t be “blorp”! :)

  121. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    “moderation station” reminds me of “conjunction junction”…

    ABC Afterschool Specials
    1970s Edition

  122. Lewis n' Clark says:

    Blorpy McBlubberkins

  123. He’s not fat… he just graduated, he majored in horizontal and minored in vertical.

  124. I am going to have to use that one!

  125. Ok, HOW COME nobody has used this yet???!

    “IT’S SO FLUFFY!!!!”

  126. Most snorgabuhl puppeh on the planet surely?!

  127. No need to worry. It’s just….


    Puppy fat.


  128. he was so cute. i miss to have dogs :((
    he is my second fav nxt to BOO

  129. I’m kind of concerned on this one. Distended tummies can be signs of intestinal parasites.


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