Evil Plan #21235425

I shall clog the InterWebs…

With my ‘tocks!

Roborovski Hamster

cdrussorusso, I blame you for the slow… browser… today…

82 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Snowpea says:

    that made me smile from ear to ear to ear

  2. Theresa says:

    Hey, Hammy! That hammy heinie is blockin’ traffic!

  3. Fluffy says:

    Pulls USB thingie out of back of laptop. Shakes out adorable hammie and offers him cuddles. Replaces USB thingie. There, that’s better.

  4. AuntieBellum says:

    He’s even rubbing his little hands together with evil glee! :twisted:

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      My fav-O-rite part of the picture, as well!!

      • Queen of Dork says:

        Oooooooh! AuntieBellum, I thought he was praying but I think you’re right. He IS doing the “Finger Pyramid of Evil.” He’s planning ways to achieve World Domination (in some kind of way which will involve his splendid and terrifying Whisker Display of Conquer)

        *shudders and hides under the bed with my cat*

  5. Gigi says:

    Hammie hacker??

  6. trinlayk says:

    that’s my fault, I was trying to shove an email with a file the size of a capybara through the tube…

  7. vandersister says:

    Squueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *pop*

  8. Theresa says:

    The new term for bandwidth = Hamwidth

  9. Lerrinus says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, cutie lil fuzzball!!!! :-)

  10. Birdcage says:

    Sometimes I wish I could fill my personal space with disproportionately long whiskers.

  11. victoreia says:

    [evil cackle]

  12. Winston says:

    I would have no problem if he clogged the interwebs. LoL

  13. Gracie's Mom says:

    So adorable! And I love Birdcage’s idea about the wiskers! Great idea!

    • Lillith says:

      I do too, it could come in especially handy on the NY Subway.

      So it was Mr. Whiskers McTockersons clogging the www (world wodent web)? Well, I have to apologize to my IT dept now…

      • Hon Glad says:

        Lillith – A great inofensive way of asking people to move further down the carriage, I am sure it will work “OK we’ve got a nutter on board, lets move away” :)

  14. easol says:

    Fear the HamTocks!

  15. Dash says:

    Seriously. I spent an hour with Cox on the phone last night trying to figure out why I had no web service. They had me plug and unplug everything, but never once did they suggest leaving a trail of sunflower seeds behind my monitor. (shakes computer hoping for hammie to fall out)

  16. violet says:

    I once went spelunking and my ‘tocks got wedged in a crevice. The people behind me were not happy. :)

  17. Hannah H. says:

    He’s so FLUFFY!! Things should not be allowed to be this cute!

  18. Darling Creature says:

    Wait – doesn’t he mean his nose – Nosevember? He misssed Tocktober…..

  19. blair says:

    lookin’ down the barrel of destiny, that is

  20. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Ah, the wee tented fingers of doom. “What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”
    [First correct reply gets... uhhh... a #2 pencil sharpened in your name.]

  21. Are you pondering what I’m pondering? :)

  22. Martha in Washington says:

    I would like my computer SOOOO much better if it were actually full of hammies!

    I also love the “whiskerspace” idea! We need more pick-up lines involving “whiskerspace”.

  23. Hon Glad says:

    My puter at work, must have half a dozen hammies inside, it’s slower than a glacier. I can’t report it cos I’m not supposed to be surfing the net.

    • Fluffy says:

      Way back in the stone age when I worked for a big defense contractor, monitors and keyboards were attached under one plastic cover. Our resident office mice (the real kind. Computer ones hadn’t been invented yet.) would stuff them full of stolen popcorn, then make warm, cozy nests.

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      @ Hon Glad: my condolences, suh!

  24. barkbark says:

    “Hurroh?
    I’m in Richard Gere’s house and I’m not sure whatz going on.
    Please advice.”

  25. bob drummond says:

    Did I just read something about a file as big as a capybara? Yes, I love those
    guys just as much as hammies, guinea pigs or bunnies. They are all cute.
    Depending on what size you can handle and afford to feed and house.

  26. Malle Babbe says:

    I think we need to have a Rule of Cuteness for visible teeny, tiny paws.

  27. PJ says:

    That whiskerage is diabolical! Tock and clog away l’il mighty one!

  28. Theo says:

    Are the “series of tubes” jokes still funny?
    No?

  29. The Cute Avenger says:

    Maybe this little guy is what’s causing my CD/DVD drive to keep popping out. Come on out, little feller! I promise not to snorgle you immediately!!

  30. BatBlaster says:

    Awww darn it, you beat me to a series of tubes pun.

  31. spb says:

    Ya know… rumor has it that if you use bigger cardboard tubes, you get more bandwidth.

  32. brinnann says:

    *headscratch*

    That didn’t get caught by the ModMachine?

    • O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

      brinnann, if I might provide here, one of my favorite lines of film dialogue which is useful in daily life (in MY universe, anyhow….)

      “eez a Puzzlement ….” ;)

    • Sharpy says:

      huh. scratch my head on that one for me, too. only now it’s being dropped into the new ModCannon2000®, so we are talking about nothing. you know, for a change.

  33. edmundh says:

    I think I can hear a very tiny, squeaky “Muwahahahaha” from the hammie there.

  34. Lewis n' Clark says:

    “Take out, take out, oh take out that hammie for me, for me? Take out, take out, oh take out that hammie for me.”