The Weigh-In

I may be heavier than some other girls, but I’m gonna work that Miss Bamboo runway. Even if I do have two black eyes.

You better work, Ursa P.

73 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Martha in Washington says:

    @hovertext–then don’t eat the camera!

    Of course she’ll win! She’s lovely.

  2. Jay in Oregon says:

    @hovertext: How many cameras are on you right now?

  3. ROLLY POLY PANDA

    and isn’t she lovely! PLINK PLINK!!!

  4. Also ZOMG she isn’t even five pounds yet!

  5. Manny says:

    I wish I had enough pandas that I needed a labeled bowl just to weigh all of them…

  6. Space Cowgirl says:

    *incoherent wibbling squee*

    They should name her Miranda.

    • Fern says:

      @ Space Cowgirl – “incoherent wibbling squee?” I don’t know what exactly that means but it sounds great. I’m going to use it in therapy the next time my shrink asks me how I feel. “Well, I’m not sure, but I find myself emitting incoherent wibbling squees. What do you think, doc?”

    • Noelegy says:

      Or Amanda.

      • Space Cowgirl says:

        I was thinking about Miranda from ‘Mass Effect 2′ – adorable, wears black and white, devours souls. But I like the sound of “Amanda the Panda” too.

    • skrytch says:

      “incoherent wibbling squee” is the name of my Björk cover band

  7. (The Original) Mel says:

    Yes, I’d like to place an order for a panda in a bowl for delivery.

  8. Suzy says:

    The article says he’s a boy ;) .

    He’s one very beautiful young panda though! :D

  9. Johnny says:

    According to the linked article, hes a male panda. Also the weigh in goes by the metric system, so this (little?) guy is about 10lbs.

  10. ding says:

    And that paper towel is a couple of grams at least.

  11. Gigi says:

    Squeeeee!!! What a plumpalicious little ball of fluff, she’ll win the crown for sure.

  12. Gigi says:

    Hummm so he’s a boy competing for the Miss Baboo crown…

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  13. mamabear says:

    What a delightful bukkit o’ fluffiness. Good thing it says “Panda” on the side or else we might confuse him with a turtle! :)

  14. Winston says:

    awwww

  15. Min says:

    More amorphous pandy blobs please.

  16. Fern says:

    What a sweety-pie! I love pandas. The only one born in the U.S. this year just made her appearance on Nov. 3rd. Right now she looks like a pink rat but that doesn’t last too long. If you go to Zooborns, you can find a link to the panda cam and see her with her mother, Lun Lun. This is Lun Lun’s third baby and she’s a great momma.

  17. Retired Hippie says:

    Hey little panda…heavy black eye liner is all the rage now…whether your male OR female. So shake what yo mama gave you and sashay, sashay little fluff ball!

  18. Soraya says:

    That bowl is a Panda Bowl :3

  19. ffleur says:

    This little sweetie is the new male cub at the Vienna Zoo. They are having a voting contest to name him. Choices are:
    Fu Hu (Happy Tiger)
    Ao Kang (Healthy Austrian Boy)
    Wei Xing (Joy of Vienna)
    You can vote here: http://www.zoovienna.at/

    His 3 year old brother Fu Long (Happy Dragon) has already returned to his ancestral home of China. Their parents are one of the few panda mating pairs in captivity that actually get alone and mate naturally. Fu Long was also weaned naturally and was separated from his mother only when he left for China, not at 18 months which others zoos do.

    Sorry for all the info. Pandas are my passion! (I love dogs too).

  20. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    psst, Panda:

    Don’t ask Stacey London or Clinton Kelly for clothing advice for the pageant.
    They won’t like your horizontal stripes, — BUT WE DO!! :)

  21. victoreia says:

    And that’s what I call Panda Express!

  22. Cashew says:

    if I take a white bowl and write “Panda” on it, will someone come along and oblige? what if I also draw a panda face on it?

  23. Birdcage says:

    I am utterly bamboo-zled by this wittle guy.

  24. Space Cowgirl says:

    OH MY DEITY LOOK AT THE TINY EARS.

  25. fleurdamour says:

    Yes, the labelled bowl is the best part. “Insert Panda Here.”

  26. chanpon says:

    Already, she’s dismayed by her weight. *sigh*

    • janet2buns says:

      I am incensed, INCENSED I tell you, about the pressure on young pandas today to obsess about their weight. Impossibly thin panda models on fashion runways and airbrushed photos in magazines create an unhealthy ideal that pandas feel they must emulate. Stop the madness!

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    • Theo says:

      um… OK, I’m as much a fan of Smif as I can be and still be a dude. My sister graduated there, and CO & Questionable Content are a mutual admiration society (although that’s technically more a Hampshire phenomenon, but close enough)… but while I was [-Ed.] I didn’t generally tolerate SurveyMonkey links in our comments. It’s a gray area, yes, and I might’ve allowed it for educational purposes, as long as they weren’t spammed EVERYwhere… but still.

      Small doses, ‘k?

      • Sharpy says:

        i’m sorry, did someone give you your stick back? i don’t think so. don’t forget, old man, you are not immune to moderation, so step lightly lest ye be–what? ooh, sparkly!

      • Sher says:

        I’m with you on this one, Theo. This has no relevance to the post and so in my book is just taking advantage. (And I get soooooo tired of dumping these from my own blog.) With all due respect to Sharpy, my vote is to ditch it (if I had a vote, which of course I do not, but still…).

        • Sharpy says:

          i think i’m pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down. i’d dump it, but then we are left tilting at windmills.

           

          ooh, “windmills.” i like that. what do you think, Thee-O? a windmill being a harmless comment that creates a lot of kerfluffin’?

           

    • Sharpy says:

      hunh?!

  28. jenjen says:

    Coinkidink: I was just listening to Supermodel on the bus today. Songs like that make me laugh out loud which (a) makes the ride go faster and (b) increases my chances of getting a seat to myself. Sashay, chante!

  29. CJ says:

    HA. I love the bucket marked “PANDA” with the little face.

  30. Karate Mom says:

    Hee hee! Does the special “panda bowl” to prevent cross contamination?
    “NEVER weigh your marmosets in your panda bowls! It can spread salmonella!”

  31. Hon Glad says:

    Sorry about the black eyes honey, did that Naomi have another hissy fit in the changing rooms?

  32. Rachael says:

    I’ve checked all my panda bowls and nuthin’. They are all empty. *boo hoo*

  33. Joanie says:

    In honor of the cute ball of fluff that is baby panda…I’m going outside to do some panda rolls in the grass. Wooooo!