OHMIGOSH, peeps, stand up and take responsibility for your jokes; I just got laughed into a hacking coughing choking fit.
P.S. This cold/flu virus sucks! Not only was I home sick form work yesterday; but now I have Pinkeye too! (in wailing, complaining, Mommy I’m sick voice)
Caitlin – I thought the snickering lounge was still closed for a refurb, glad to hear it’s re-opened. I guess that means I’ve missed the free kitten with every cocktail, on opening night. See you there, I’ll be the one with something on my mind.
I can never get enough laughs from all you guys making comments the way you
do.My wife marlene even got a few laughs out of them. please keep “em
coming.
And by the way I did touch a sloth once many years ago. He then took a swing
at me. Grumpy little guy!
Not surprising. What you don’t see hidden in the woolly shag are the 2-inch razor claws. This cutie will still be smiling when your eyeball is hanging out of its socket. (OK, who knows how damaging a swipe could be? But I sure wouldn’t wanna be on the receiving end of one. Cuteness from a distance, I say!)
Any other story for this little smiler? Is he going to be okay in the wild if he’s just a baby? :\ I swear I’m not nuffing, I’m just curious as to his story and what’s gonna happen to him. He is so cute my eyes ‘sploded.
With that smile, obv. sunny side up.
I Lurve Sloth smiles.. they are always smiling and their happy eyes too!
Pipin’ hot out of the oven.
Hahaha!
Just the way we likes ‘em!
I think I might have to insist on being transported in this manner from now on. It looks so comfy, and so… waitedonhandandfoot.
so fresh no 2 or 3 toed claws yet. hope bebe makes it back into z wild.
Ooohhh! I wanna smoosh my face into his lovely softness! Can I? Please please can I huh?
I want a sloth so bad.
… and I want one – fast!
Sorry, there is no “30 minutes or less or your sloth is free” guarantee.
We will serve no sloth before its time.
If we pay extra, will the Sloth Department do a Rush Order?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me! Me! I ordered the organic, free range (as it were) sloth.
Gimme, gimme.
Nosicle!
I hope its mama was rescued too. If not, I hope baby finds a substitute mama. Very darling little one. Needs cuddling.
Gosh! These cake craft creations look nearly alive.
OHMIGOSH, peeps, stand up and take responsibility for your jokes; I just got laughed into a hacking coughing choking fit.
P.S. This cold/flu virus sucks! Not only was I home sick form work yesterday; but now I have Pinkeye too! (in wailing, complaining, Mommy I’m sick voice)
*hands Wend tray of tissues, Vicks, nose spray, sinus relief meds, chicken noodle soup, hot tea and iced tea*
Oops, forgot the throat spray…
*adds to tray*
*tray topples over*
thanks for the thoughts Brinnan… just save a few of the tissues for me after mopping up all the tea
Naw, I brought paper towels. It’s all good. *mops up tea* Here, lemme go get you some more. And don’t touch that eye!!
Don’t forget bendy straws! You’ll need bendy straws!
*adds bendy straws to pile on the floor*
I lurves bendy straws… and a sloth to cuddle would of course be perfect… we’re both moving at the same speed!
Here’s a gerbil in a wheel in a cage,
to entertain you, and an arrangement of daisies.
I agree; being not well, is not fun.
Oh my stinkin’ gosh!
One extra-cute deadly sin, comin’ up!
I’m not proud. I’ll have my smilinks sloth delivered anyhoos.
Also, it looks like Mr Slothypants is about to recieve a visit from the ticklemonster…
That’ll be why he’s smiling then.
I think his fuzzy arms are the best part.
I’m so glad he’s being “retuned” to the wild. There’s nothing worse than a discordant sloth.
Thank you, Alice. You took the words right out of my head. Hee hee–discordant sloths. Snerk.
Ha! I had been wondering if he was flat.
If I’m not mistaken, they usually come with four sets of either two or three sharps.
When they’re sharp, you just pull out a little bit.
I believe that’s my order . . . just put it right here on my lap. Thanks.
Sloth far sloth good.
GROAWWWN that was sooo bad it’s worthy of 260Okley!!
Sloths always bring out the Maturin in me, and I want to debauch* them.
* ply with alcohol
Deep appreciation of the ‘Master and C.O.mmander’ reference [fistbump]
or accuse someone else of debauching them
And no, I’m not advocating alcohol for sloths–it’s just a literary reference.
This little guy looks totally ready for cuddles.
it’s ok, you can ply me with alcohol instead. is it too early to meet in the snickering lounge? I’ll be the one with the sloth on my lap.
Caitlin – I thought the snickering lounge was still closed for a refurb, glad to hear it’s re-opened. I guess that means I’ve missed the free kitten with every cocktail, on opening night. See you there, I’ll be the one with something on my mind.
Sloths are the sweetest, most contented looking creatures ever. More sloth daily content, please!
Thank you sir, may I have another ???
I think HonGlad and Theresa get the win(s) on this one. Darlin’ little critter; definitely needs a lot of hugs and cuddles.
thestar.blogs.com/photodesk/2010/08/the-daily-beast-august-29-2010.html
more sloth!
Harsh-looking middle-aged woman with German accent: “My name iss Doktah Pinchersloth….’Grreh-ttah.’”
Mrs. Addams: “Grreh-ttah.”
I can never get enough laughs from all you guys making comments the way you
do.My wife marlene even got a few laughs out of them. please keep “em
coming.
And by the way I did touch a sloth once many years ago. He then took a swing
at me. Grumpy little guy!
Not surprising. What you don’t see hidden in the woolly shag are the 2-inch razor claws. This cutie will still be smiling when your eyeball is hanging out of its socket. (OK, who knows how damaging a swipe could be? But I sure wouldn’t wanna be on the receiving end of one. Cuteness from a distance, I say!)
Did you say two inch long claws? Four inch long sickle shaped
claws would be more accurate!
Aaaah! Soo…incredibly…cute!
*faints*
Any other story for this little smiler? Is he going to be okay in the wild if he’s just a baby? :\ I swear I’m not nuffing, I’m just curious as to his story and what’s gonna happen to him. He is so cute my eyes ‘sploded.
… My comment is “awaiting moderation”? Oh dear, has it come to that CO? I’m not surprised though, given the viciousness of the nuffers.
Me, I thought the pre-emptive anti-nuffing in the hovertext was TO DIE. *thump*
I’m inlove!!!
I have a comfy hat rack right in the living room where he can hang comfortabobbly.
Baby sloth!
My (new) husband and I just got back from our honeymoon in Costa Rica, and we went to the sloth preserve. Cutest thing EVER.
Congratulations Mary!
And I’m so jealous of your visit to the sloth preserve!
“I is happy”.
Slakoth! :V