Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!
Stoat! Stoat! Stoat! Cast a leetle vote!
We spoke our piece, we marched the march, we waved our misspelled signs
But on this day comes the best way to say what’s on our minds
Whether you pick Governor Moonbeam or the Lady-Who’s-Not-A-Witch
Just be sure to show up early, so you vote without a hitch!
Don’t scorn those with opposing views; call no one idiotic
For we’re just stars of different stripes, and each as patriotic
So get it done, there’s no excuse; no citizen should be lazy
Restore some sanity to our beloved democrazy!