From the monthly archives: October 2010

Gareth Grey and the Roomba of Doom!

One by one, the initiates flew in all directions as the Vacuumodium continued its ceaseless unpredictable lurching. At last only Gareth and his bitter rival, Cedric Blackmon, clung for life as Prosciutto von Rosawurst, the pink lord of the Kitchen Lands, watched from on high with his hellhound Trixie. “Give it up, urchin,” sneered Blackmon. “It is my destiny to face the Final Challenge of Ish-Kabongg, not y–”

And with that, he was gone.

This Old Bun

Today on This Old Bun, we’re going to install a baluster, install a stair runner, then buff the stairs (rolls over on stomach—Ehn!) like so:

Cute sandy bunny

This Handy Bun courtesy of Wolfmark.

Pining away…

O fresh pine scent!

I yearn for thee! [tiny pink sniffs]

cute kitten

Lil’ Piner just in time for the Fall, but hegekristin89

This Is Not in My Contract

(Man, I hate when the boss brings her kid to the office, ’cause that means I have to make nice with the little pest or I’ll be working Saturdays for a month…)

Kees Me, You Fool!

Ah am ze halpless to ree-zeest, mah darl-leeng. Ziss loff, eet is deeper zan ze oh-shans, taller zan ze Eiffel Towaire, beeger zan mah outrageous Fronch accent!

Pup or polar bear, Agnes S.?

Sunshine… on your muzzlepowshe…

Makes me HAPPEEEEEEEEEE!

Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high.
Photo Credit goes to Boo!

Put me down before my eyes pop out, K?

If you’re old skool, you remember the original Hover Ham back in the day. That post is so old I can’t even find it. This has far better leg-danglage anyway.

No seriously. Plink!

I blame Pyza for the hovering hyjinx.

Could you zoom out please

Thank you so moshe:

Amy M., that was an XTREME CLOSE UP

‘Tockin’ and Eatin’

Um, Sender-Inner Vivian W., I don’t know HOW you managed to capture your hamster’s ‘tocks so perfectly. I mean look at this specimen!

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And, turn to the right [say in police officer voice]

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These pics should obvy be outlawed, with you under arrest!

Wrinkle in the Grass

Honey, some wrinkles sprouted up in the grass overnight.

Could you go pull them out?

Dave M., try Sharpei-B-Gone next time.