When They Said I Would Become a “Service Dog”, This was Not what I had in Mind

“Sir, would you like some coffee? Tea? A swift kick in the seat of your pants?”

Forwarded by Chief Sister Officer via Buzzfeed

38 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    Tiffany boxes! I know Tiffany boxes when I see them! :mrgreen:

  2. Edugirl says:

    Bark-fest at Tiffany’s!

  3. Lizzy says:

    Adorable puppeh… serving brekkie… on my favorite blue box?! WANT!!!

  4. Berg says:

    That face suggests a “Cute or Sad?” tag…

  5. Stressfactor says:

    @Berg — to me that face says “Treat now? I’ve been a good doggie. Treat now?”

  6. Berg says:

    @Stressfactor: I like your interpretation more! Cute pup, cute pic.

  7. AuntieBellum says:

    Love the pearls! :mrgreen:

  8. gizmo says:

    Oh, the hum…, er, dogmanity!

    I bet puppehs yearn for the days of yore when their human food providers treated them simply as pets instead of objects on which to focus their psychoses., idiosyncratic quirks, and other personality disorders.

  9. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    AuntieBellum: ya got MY line!!!

    use it in good health :)

  10. muffy says:
  11. Ali-baba says:

    Kinda reminds me of Benji.
    This would be the direct to DVD release of “Benji:Undercover”, where Benji goes undercover at Tiffany’s to bust a theft ring. ;-)

  12. Marie says:

    For my daily animal fix I come here and go to Buzzfeed. These two places more than satisfy! Loved all those costumes! :D

  13. MoonCatty says:

    Strangely passive aggressive caption for such a whimsical and sweet photo.

  14. bob drummond says:

    maybe fido should talk to his/her union rep.I

    hope he/she is being paid well for this act of servitude!

  15. 260Oakley says:

    Breakfast at Pekingese
    (starring Audrey Hepbone)

  16. Gigi says:

    Oh I can hear the theme song now. Mooooooyoooyooon river…..

  17. Illise says:

    so cutttttttttte lovely costume

  18. Kar says:

    The pearls. Oh dear heavens clutch the pearls.

  19. Currytk says:

    Anyone know what breed or mix this pup might be? Too cute…

  20. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    oooooooooh 260 : Audrey Hepbone?????

    yew’ve outdun even yer own self, they-uh!!!

    ( sound of golf clapping )

    (or, if you wanna go more blue-collar, you may select instead, the
    sound of approving crowd, roaring from the bleachers of whichever basebaru stadium is de rigeur these days …..)

  21. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also, after reading comment # 14 (from Bob Drummond),
    it occurs to me that this pup and the disapproving piggie w/ the little red rainboots …. might want to contact the same booking/ talent agent ….

  22. Cute Heaven says:

    Cute pearls indeed :D !

  23. Hon Glad says:

    Damned stupid.

  24. cutemomome says:

    I love the pearls!!!!

  25. FuzzyEgg says:

    Hey look! The little metal pot in the “tea” service is actually the top half of a moka pot, a metal contraption that makes espresso–minus the levers, buttons, and digital displays.

    He’s definitely serving coffee. Not tea.

  26. meggy says:

    Poor good doggie not rolling over or shredding costume.

  27. Megan says:

    I would not mind receiving a gift (Tiffany’s or otherwise) in this fashion. Yes please.