“Then the rabbi says, ‘Well, if you’re really an ostrich, sell me some life insurance!'”
“If I could walk that way, I’d have enough mangoes to open my own bowling alley!”
“Three: One to screw in the light bulb, and two to sprinkle cornstarch on the floors and windowsills, then hide in the dishwasher and wait for the gnomes.”
Buddy Bulldog at 3 months, taken by his mom, Liz M.