Why Cats Don’t Exercise

“… and up… and down… and stretch… and bend… and…”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

Drop and give me twenty, Josh N.

63 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Bluemenro says:

    OMG, I do that all the time! Nowhere near as cute, though. What a sweetie!

  2. 260Oakely says:

    Kitten attempts to grasp string theory. Fails.

  3. tr says:

    Holy crap, it’s the real Real Garfield.

  4. BatBlaster says:

    My cat KC also needs to diet

  5. flutterby says:

    Want to snorgle fwuffy tummy & tickle ribs of smooshie marmie babeh!

  6. I CAN’T REACH YARN !
    ARMS TOO SHORT!

  7. Louisa says:

    oooohhh, look at that belleh!! >o<

  8. Cashew says:

    Blooorrrpp! ;)

    @admin (Sharpy, NOMTOM, etc), is there a way to get to the list of tags other than using the sidebar on the left? I feel like there must be more that aren’t shown there.

  9. Mel says:

    eeeeeeeeeeeh–zzzzzz

  10. Queen of Dork says:

    I want that kitty right now!

  11. Felic says:

    DAAAAWWW!!!

  12. Meaghan says:

    Kitten looks like a muppet.

  13. tesstricks says:

    HIP HOP HOORAAAY! HOOOO! HEEY! HOOOO!

  14. tesstricks says:

    @260Oakley: Nice! ;D

  15. metsakins says:

    Your attempts to amuse me, human, are boring! Try harder next time.

  16. gloom raider says:

    That is the cutest kitty in the whole world. (I can say that because my guys don’t know how to get the laptop open with their little paws…or, you know, technically READ).

  17. Andi from NC says:

    eeehnn!!! plop…. zzzzz….

  18. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    where’s Richard Simmons, when you *need* him?

    ….and…………paging PFC (or General Uber Sergeant-at-Arms/ Sergeant-at-Paws)
    Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooo??????? ;)

    Signed,
    Winky-winky!!!

  19. dyuane says:

    help me I fallen and I can’t get up.

  20. mtkees says:

    Looking closely I spot… pink toebeans!!!

  21. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    (also — after having carefully considered all the breeding and health aspects)

    SMOOOOOOSHYFACE FTW!!!!

  22. mamabear says:

    My word! Is that a stuffed animal?

    “Stick ‘em up buddy! Yer under arrest fer being too cute.” Ehnn, or something clever like that.

  23. NT Mel says:

    Did poor kitty fall asleep mid-straayyytch? That’s like me doing yoga.

    Oh, and 260Oakley…just died laughing. Inside. On a temp assignment and don’t want to appear insane. Yet.

  24. Malle Babbe says:

    “To catch the string, you must BE the string…”

  25. Where’s the piñata?

  26. victoreia says:

    Floofy marmie! Floofy marmie!!

  27. Joe says:

    This kitty is doing “The Leland” from Twin Peaks!

  28. Hon Glad says:

    My cats do exercise, wake up back stretch “Hup hah” lie down again go back to sleep ,oh how I envy them.

  29. Queen of Dork says:

    Welcome back, Hon Glad! :)

  30. Hon Glad says:

    Why thank you QoD. Eurrgh up at five tomorrow, back to work, have pity for me.

  31. JoshN. says:

    If you put your ear to the screen you can hear a teeny, tiny ehn!

  32. Jean Heaton says:

    If you want that string you’re going to have to get yourself !!!

  33. MamaLana says:

    Such cuteness, is it legal?

  34. chanpon says:

    I do this too, except I’m collapsed into a puddle on the floor, with very hard breathing. How do the cats stay so zen?

  35. KittyCrush98 says:

    Don’t Shoot, Don’t shoot……I’ll let the tweety bird go……

  36. I can definitely relate, which is why this is my personal motivational poster. (And also one of my favorite kitty photos EVER!)

  37. Scoobie says:

    @ hon glad
    But would you eat cat food every day?

  38. earlybird1 says:

    This is why I gave up morning workouts. :D

  39. N. Fritz says:

    @Joe: Twin Peaks reference FTW!!

  40. Joyce says:

    wahahaha……. this is so cute. Just love your website. I need exercise too. I am putting on weight.

  41. Teresa says:

    @flutterby and Queen of Dork :twisted: You are not the only one who wants that kitty to snorgle its belly :twisted:

  42. erin says:

    tr, I agree – that IS the Real Garfield!

  43. Cassandra Martin says:

    Let me sleep just a couple more minutes, then I’ll exercise…. really!

  44. cat impression of leaning tower of pizza

  45. pam says:

    oh my lord…….how ADORABULS!!!!

    (anyone notice a proliferation of smooshy cats this week??? i love it!) :)

  46. Hon Glad says:

    Scoobie – Your right, cat food does look a bit yuck. I have often wondered how Vegetarians can manage having to feed that meaty smelly gloop to their cats.

  47. Linda says:

    Almost like he’s trying to communicate with his plastic surgeon, “No, no, I want BIG ears, like THIS!”

  48. Lucy says:

    She’s doing the Carameldansen ;-)

  49. Babs says:

    Oh lord, an extremely floofy marm. Must resist urge to call shelter…

  50. Kitty Yoga!
    Note his achievment of a totally peaceful mind… and perfect body balance with a half twist to the left.
    ;)

  51. Wend says:

    Rats, Theresa, now you went and reminded I’m supposed to be doing my Yoga!!!
    (Minutes till I look like kitteh, 4…3…2…)

  52. N. Fritz says:

    Leland’s dance from Twin Peaks FYI

  53. MythrilDragon says:

    I agree with Lucy, definitely the caramelldansen XD

  54. catmom says:

    Praise the Lord!

  55. Valerie says:

    16 gloom raider@ Be careful! They are smarter than they let on. I woke up to my kitty walking across my keyboard once..maybe he was logging off. Couple times caught him STARING AT THE KEYBOARD…mmmhhhmmmm.

    Anyway the kittens fur is beautiful!

  56. Valerie says:

    meant staring at the screen…and he watches tv.

  57. Ann says:

    Hes doing the shimmy shake! you put your right paw in you put your right paw out and you shake it all about!! DWTKittens. luv him bleep the belly

  58. Howie says:

    His little nail caught on string? yank pulls in fake mouse

  59. bunny says:

    Awww, that’s just like me in the morning.

  60. Gloomy13 says:

    I think he looks like he’s trying very hard to do his best Superman impression….

    Up up and aw—–zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

    I love how his little arms to too small to reach above his head still. He’s too leetle.

  61. dyuane says:

    take him off to jail. he been busted.