Why Cats Don’t Exercise

“… and up… and down… and stretch… and bend… and…”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

Drop and give me twenty, Josh N.

Comments

  1. Bluemenro says:

    OMG, I do that all the time! Nowhere near as cute, though. What a sweetie!

  2. 260Oakely says:

    Kitten attempts to grasp string theory. Fails.

  3. Holy crap, it’s the real Real Garfield.

  4. BatBlaster says:

    My cat KC also needs to diet

  5. flutterby says:

    Want to snorgle fwuffy tummy & tickle ribs of smooshie marmie babeh!

  6. I CAN’T REACH YARN !
    ARMS TOO SHORT!

  7. oooohhh, look at that belleh!! >o<

  8. Blooorrrpp! ;)

    @admin (Sharpy, NOMTOM, etc), is there a way to get to the list of tags other than using the sidebar on the left? I feel like there must be more that aren’t shown there.

  9. eeeeeeeeeeeh–zzzzzz

  10. Queen of Dork says:

    I want that kitty right now!

  11. DAAAAWWW!!!

  12. Kitten looks like a muppet.

  13. tesstricks says:

    HIP HOP HOORAAAY! HOOOO! HEEY! HOOOO!

  14. tesstricks says:

    @260Oakley: Nice! ;D

  15. metsakins says:

    Your attempts to amuse me, human, are boring! Try harder next time.

  16. gloom raider says:

    That is the cutest kitty in the whole world. (I can say that because my guys don’t know how to get the laptop open with their little paws…or, you know, technically READ).

  17. Andi from NC says:

    eeehnn!!! plop…. zzzzz….

  18. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    where’s Richard Simmons, when you *need* him?

    ….and…………paging PFC (or General Uber Sergeant-at-Arms/ Sergeant-at-Paws)
    Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooo??????? ;)

    Signed,
    Winky-winky!!!

  19. help me I fallen and I can’t get up.

  20. Looking closely I spot… pink toebeans!!!

  21. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    (also — after having carefully considered all the breeding and health aspects)

    SMOOOOOOSHYFACE FTW!!!!

  22. My word! Is that a stuffed animal?

    “Stick ‘em up buddy! Yer under arrest fer being too cute.” Ehnn, or something clever like that.

  23. Did poor kitty fall asleep mid-straayyytch? That’s like me doing yoga.

    Oh, and 260Oakley…just died laughing. Inside. On a temp assignment and don’t want to appear insane. Yet.

  24. Malle Babbe says:

    “To catch the string, you must BE the string…”

  25. Where’s the piñata?

  26. Floofy marmie! Floofy marmie!!

  27. This kitty is doing “The Leland” from Twin Peaks!

  28. My cats do exercise, wake up back stretch “Hup hah” lie down again go back to sleep ,oh how I envy them.

  29. Queen of Dork says:

    Welcome back, Hon Glad! :)

  30. Why thank you QoD. Eurrgh up at five tomorrow, back to work, have pity for me.

  31. If you put your ear to the screen you can hear a teeny, tiny ehn!

  32. If you want that string you’re going to have to get yourself !!!

  33. Such cuteness, is it legal?

  34. I do this too, except I’m collapsed into a puddle on the floor, with very hard breathing. How do the cats stay so zen?

  35. KittyCrush98 says:

    Don’t Shoot, Don’t shoot……I’ll let the tweety bird go……

  36. I can definitely relate, which is why this is my personal motivational poster. (And also one of my favorite kitty photos EVER!)

  37. @ hon glad
    But would you eat cat food every day?

  38. earlybird1 says:

    This is why I gave up morning workouts. :D

  39. @Joe: Twin Peaks reference FTW!!

  40. wahahaha……. this is so cute. Just love your website. I need exercise too. I am putting on weight.

  41. @flutterby and Queen of Dork :twisted: You are not the only one who wants that kitty to snorgle its belly :twisted:

  42. tr, I agree – that IS the Real Garfield!

  43. Cassandra Martin says:

    Let me sleep just a couple more minutes, then I’ll exercise…. really!

  44. cat impression of leaning tower of pizza

  45. oh my lord…….how ADORABULS!!!!

    (anyone notice a proliferation of smooshy cats this week??? i love it!) :)

  46. Scoobie – Your right, cat food does look a bit yuck. I have often wondered how Vegetarians can manage having to feed that meaty smelly gloop to their cats.

  47. Almost like he’s trying to communicate with his plastic surgeon, “No, no, I want BIG ears, like THIS!”

  48. She’s doing the Carameldansen ;-)

  49. Oh lord, an extremely floofy marm. Must resist urge to call shelter…

  50. Kitty Yoga!
    Note his achievment of a totally peaceful mind… and perfect body balance with a half twist to the left.
    ;)

  51. oh kittens .. tha didn’t work

  52. Rats, Theresa, now you went and reminded I’m supposed to be doing my Yoga!!!
    (Minutes till I look like kitteh, 4…3…2…)

  53. Leland’s dance from Twin Peaks FYI

  54. MythrilDragon says:

    I agree with Lucy, definitely the caramelldansen XD

  55. Praise the Lord!

  56. 16 gloom raider@ Be careful! They are smarter than they let on. I woke up to my kitty walking across my keyboard once..maybe he was logging off. Couple times caught him STARING AT THE KEYBOARD…mmmhhhmmmm.

    Anyway the kittens fur is beautiful!

  57. meant staring at the screen…and he watches tv.

  58. Hes doing the shimmy shake! you put your right paw in you put your right paw out and you shake it all about!! DWTKittens. luv him bleep the belly

  59. His little nail caught on string? yank pulls in fake mouse

  60. Awww, that’s just like me in the morning.

  61. I think he looks like he’s trying very hard to do his best Superman impression….

    Up up and aw—–zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

    I love how his little arms to too small to reach above his head still. He’s too leetle.

  62. take him off to jail. he been busted.

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