Lock All Doors, and My God, DON’T! GET! HYSTERICAL!

Dr. Von ScroungeParts’ recent experiment of fusing two separate species – the ravenous Cid with the very surly yet strangely apathetic Puddy – has gone terribly awry. We implore you to take cover and be on the lookout: The Cicadacat is weird and dangerous.

It’s Kismet, Pam W.

74 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Veechann says:

    OMG. I WILL MARRY THIS.

  2. cath says:

    That is some serious stinkeye right there. *Ducks for cover.*

  3. StormCat says:

    Oh my gosh, I SOOOOO needed this pic today!!!! LOL

  4. Elizabeth says:

    We are NOT amused.

  5. Martha in Washington says:

    If I were Pam, I’d join the witness protection program cause that cat knows where you live!

    • Sharpy says:

      @martha in washington

      >>If I were Pam, I’d join the witness protection program cause that cat knows where you live!

      ya!

      HAW!

  6. warrior rabbit says:

    He kinda looks like an owl…

    Waiting for the inevitable barrage of “why bathe a cat” comments. I’m guessing the first will be at around #27.

  7. Shygrrl74 says:

    Floof sez wet kittayn (soaking tackle of human in 3…2…) , eyes say unamused owl…

    Mirrors my own mood today, catharsis has nevar been so cute…

  8. Aidan says:

    First, they fed it after midnight. Then, they gave it a bath.

  9. brinnann says:

    Warrior Rabbit, should we start a pool? I’ll take squares 21 and 34.

  10. kris says:

    omg.
    wish i could make that face to make peeps bow down.

  11. brinnann says:

    Aidan, that’s one of my favorite movies.

  12. MJ says:

    Anyone ever see “A Muppet Christmas Carol” ? This cat looks just like Old Joe, the spider who’s a fence for Scrooges personal items after he “dies”.

  13. Gigi says:

    Be afraid!
    Be very afraid!

    Mouaaaahhhh!

  14. Aidan says:

    MJ, brilliant!

  15. Kris says:

    Yowza! I don’t get the cicada reference.

  16. skippymom says:

    What the *$%&^@)(*&!!)**@** kind of animal is that?

  17. Teresa in KC says:

    That is one pi$$ed puss.

  18. skippymom says:

    Very nice sink and countertops, by the way.

  19. brinnann says:

    Kris, I didn’t want to ask. I’m glad you did.

  20. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Elizabeth/ # 4: you got to my chosen text, before I saw the pic!!

  21. What did they wash him in? Ugly Sauce?

  22. tracylee says:

    Looks more like an OwlCat to me

  23. TrixandSam says:

    @Kris and @briann:

    Google the 17-year cicada. Try to find a head-on picture and you’ll get the connection!

  24. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ Prongs !!!

    !!!!Nice!!!!Use!!! of !!!!!!!

    (*NOTE: NOT a sarcastic statement; meant in genuine enjoyment!!*)

  25. whiskers says:

    If choo-choo bear was black and white…

    Don’t know what I mean? Go see Something*Positive: http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09162002.shtml

  26. Theresa says:

    It’s a real-life Bill the Cat! “Ack! Thbbft!”

  27. Theresa says:

    PS: Leo Bloom anyone?
    “I’m wet! I’m WET and I’m HYSTERICAL!”

  28. MamaLana says:

    I don’t like pictures of wet cats, usually, but this one is extra ugly!

  29. skippymom says:

    The more I look at that face, the more it looks like my mother’s husband, Ken.

  30. Valerie says:

    Ok why did u wash the cat. (just kidding)

  31. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ Theresa: YES it looks like Bill the Cat.
    That didn’t occur to me, ’til I read your mention of it!!!

  32. Kar says:

    Veechann, your statement’s a little worrying.

  33. Elizabeth says:

    @O NO–That’s what the cat has written all over its poor, wet face. :)

  34. Wendy says:

    According to the look radiating from that one very pissed kitteh, be afraid, be very afraid.

  35. KatieZ says:

    Kitteh don’t like!!! D8

  36. Gail White says:

    How could you treat this poor owl so?

  37. Theresa says:

    PS A leetle question: Is it just possible that “Dr. Von ScroungeParts” could be a typo for “Dr. Von ScroungePANTS”? Because, you know, Von ScroungePants just makes so much more sense. :mrgreen:

  38. Wend says:

    I nearly snorfed my ice cream! Poor kitty is going to make someone very, verry soorrry!!

  39. Saffron says:

    I somehow doubt Pam lived beyond 2005….

  40. brinnann says:

    Kitteh is covering the evidence with his blue towel. It really says “RIP Pam 2005.”

  41. Woofy'sMa says:

    I burst out laughing as soon as I saw it. That is one really ugly owl or one really pissed off cat. I need to look at this every day.

  42. Brenda says:

    Oh my gosh! This picture is hilarious! Although that poor kitty is NOT happy! I’m surprised the owners were actually able to snap this shot!

  43. Happy says:

    Poor Puttytat! He-he-he! (in tweety bird voice)

  44. Kris says:

    Oookay. So as part Cid he is emerging from slumber with a ravenous appetite, and as part Puddy, he is weird and apathetic. Which means…we’re all in danger! That actually makes sense to me now. No, there’s no Fancy Feast here….

  45. Medusa says:

    I so love pictures of wet cats and I so love exotics and persians XD
    This is just the kind of start I needed for this day.

  46. pam says:

    i am the pam in question, and yes…i’m still alive!

    this is my adorable, sweet, fluffy (although that would be hard to prove from this photo) persian cat, “kismet”. it was her bi-weekly bath day, and as i was ready to take her from the kitchen sink “tub”, i threw a towel over her head. the look of despair on her face was priceless, so I ran for my camera. i was only able to get this one photo.

    (I swear…no persians were harmed for this photo…she looks much more miserable than she actually was). ;)

  47. Cute Heaven says:

    LOL! Thanks great picture :D

  48. pam says:

    hilarious, theresa #27!!!
    (that was one of my father’s all time favourite movies!)

  49. Medusa says:

    Pam – It just hit me how much she resembles the gorgeous cat whit the wild whiskers, is she by any chance the same one? :D

  50. Rumi says:

    Could we please see a photo of kismet (aka “owlcat”) all dried off and fluffy? :)

  51. Megan says:

    @whiskers #25 – I love Something Positive and choo-choo bear! So true…

  52. brinnann says:

    Rumi, click on her name. It’ll take you to her website. Go to the tab marked “Other Stuff,” and halfway down the page is a picture of floofy Kismet! (Or at least, I’m pretty sure that’s Kismet.)

  53. s0nnia says:

    Looks like Marvin the Martian with a bad hair day!

  54. brinnann says:

    Wow, s0nnia, you’re right! He sure does! :lol: Awesome comparison.

  55. mplsdeb says:

    Wow, that’s me when I use to PMS! Holy moly rocky…looook out.

  56. Kar says:

    What the heck are Wings’n'Things? It sounds like some franchise restaurant that has wings special during football season. In fact, I think we had one down in Orlando.

  57. starling says:

    Oh Em Gee! It’s coming to get meeeee!

    *runs away arms flailing and runs into locked door*

    Ow.

    • Sharpy says:

      @starling

      >>Oh Em Gee! It’s coming to get meeeee!
      >>*runs away arms flailing and runs into locked door*
      >>Ow.

      i just did a spit-take.

      i’m a sucker for physical comedy.

  58. pam says:

    yes, medusa! she is one and the same! :)

  59. pam says:

    here she is, sans moisture.

  60. pam says:

    oops…i was trying to upload a photo…any hints?

    liek taht

  61. Nothing spews vitriol like a wet cat.

  62. Zhimbo says:

    Looks like late-stage Brundlefly to me.

  63. warrior rabbit says:

    I think you just have to paste in the URL, in this case (I might be wrong):
    http://i53.tinypic.com/v4cv2t.jpg

    • Sharpy says:

      please. attendez-vous:

      you put zee <img src=” in front of the URL and then add the “/>

      et voila!

      like that

      yikes! stare much?

  64. pam says:

    thanks, warrior rabbit!

    well, that’s my kitty sans moisture! :)

  65. Teresa says:

    :twisted: Kismet looks not too pleased with you, pam :twisted:

  66. pam says:

    thanks, sharpy!!

    quite a difference from her wet photo, huh?

  67. flittertwit says:

    Gorgeous kitteh, Pam!

  68. pam says:

    thanks, flittertwit! i love her to pieces!

  69. A says:

    is that a gremlin?

  70. Arv9y says:

    Why would anyone panic?! The kitteh haz a towel, so you know that things will be all right. Right? Douglas Adams?

  71. Ben says:

    Yech, I think I pulled one of those out of my shower drain once. It gave me a bad look and walked away.