To Absurdity… and Beyond!

Mission log, stardate 5295.2: Have encountered a bizarre race of creatures who all wear distinctive outer garments, despite already owning built-in fur coats.

Taken by Melissa S. at Chicago’s 2009 Spooky Pooch Parade.

HULK SMASH!

Bruce Banner, mild-mannered chihuahua and physicist. Thanks to a freak radiation mishap, he now has uncontrollable super powers. Now, whenever he doesn’t get his favorite kibble in his trick-or-treat bag, he transforms into… The Incredible Bulldog Slathered in Food Coloring!

Taken at last year’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade by istolethetv.

Brownie Bite

Will you please get a load of this mini-morsel—you could take her down in one bite:

GLURP:

Sender-Inner Meg S. says: “I don’t know what it’s called, but it has my soul.” Roge.

Do-it-Yourself Chanel Pup Purse!

The geni over at Beckerman Bite Plate have come up with a Do-it-Yourself Chanel Dog Purse costume! All it takes is an infinitely patient, fashion-conscious pup and mad craft skillz.

Instructions and more over at BBP. Sooooo-phisitcated, Tanya O.!

Banana Split Kitteh Eats Banana Split

HALP!

I’m DEE-LEE-SHOUS!

Halloween hijinx via Balloon Juice, sent in by Jeremy F.

Whatever shall i wear for Halloween?!

I’ve got nothing—NOTHING TO WEAR!!!

Nice temper tantrum, Hugo! Photo from Clarity M. and Friends of Socktopus.

Just two more days…Just two more days…

As much as Lenny hated his “Squash Stetson”, he knew that this was nothing compared to what he’ll endure at Christmas…those twinkle lights get so damn hot.

He looks so thrilled, John and Cheryl D.

Always Mugging for the Camera

His ego became so inflated that when people had the nerve to ask his name, he just silently stuck out his mug.

World’s greatest cat, Chee. Photo by Scott

Shiny Hippo ‘Tocks

I like to get them waxed once every ‘Tocktober…

Photo by Chelsea Oakes

No, You’re a Mirror

No, you’re a mirror.

No, you’re a … wait a sec, lick break…

Hah! You’re licking yourself! That means you’re a mirror!

No, it means you’re a mirror.

No, you’re a mirror…

(Click to watch on YouTube)

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