I’m an otter, and you know what?
Me cutest critter on this spot
Not ox or owl or ocelot
With all I got, they ain’t worth squat.
My fur is sleek, my moves are hot
I slide through slots that you cannot
That’s why I stick my tongue a lot
‘Cause I’m an otter — and you’re not.
Photo: Tambako the Jaguar
Is that all ya got?!
I just keeled over as if shot.
So sad, Theresa; requiescat
Great Scot!
On his escutcheon, not a blot.
Holy hairy tater tots!!
–bossgripes.com
NTMTOM:
King of (Otter) Pop
I don’t know Oakley, it’s a bit too cold for otter pops today.
Honestly, a jaguar is the one who took this shot??
I think not!
I think we’ve been got!
Too cold for otter pops? Faye, where on earth are you? It’s in the mid 90s here.
I knew it. Every time we turn our backs, otters are laughing at us!
@Faye, but 260Oakley’s always hot to trot.
Why, I otter….
This poem has left me all otter-pated.
Oh, the otter is Swiss – Grüss Gott!!
otterly delicious!
lol, you guys crack me up… i got nuthin to add…
otter!!!!!
That poem, my dear, hit the spot!!
All these otters: it’s a plot.
woefully, my contribution, rhymes it does NOT.
However, here’s my college try:
…what about the whole base-baru patter/ bit?
“Hey, batter, batter, batter” could now become “Hey, otter, otter, otter”
(cricket sounds) “No??”
(sigh)
Otters titter at you lot!
“I shall leeck you” tag, or not ?
What a peenk tongue you have got!
Blowing raspberries–what a snot!
He has all our knickers in a knot.
Why I otter…..
Oops! Racheal beat me to it!! Lemme think a mo’…..
Hey there, otter girl, sticking out your tounge so pink & wee..(Georgie Girl, anyone?)
Do otters care? Not a jot!
how rude
Chevy Chase of the otter world?
Your a watta
An Otter
Thanks a lotta.
Such Ottertude! Oh my!
I am smart otter
and I got
All your bases
bestest otter plot
My comment is awaiting otteration.
@260Oakley
Were you wondering about the short paws?
Otter Hound.
Where’s one when you need it?
Otteration is otiose.
We believe in doing everything in otteration.
This place is going to ot.
NOMTOM, that was unadulterotteratedly otter-rific!
–Just don’t post a pic of a small tot.
(GASP!!! SHOCK AND AWE!!!)
Is it just me, or is it really ot in here?
260O, it must think you’re a bot.
With charm and wit, NTMTOM is fraught…
skippymom:
Such excessive pride, he should be otterly ashamed of himself
If he sticks his tongue out at me, I’ll give him such a swat.
You, my friend, are a master of the bon mot.
Forget the rhyming. Where’s the tongue-hance?
You wot! You wot!
What a swot. Should wear an ascot.
“And a scarf that was apricot, …”
Too many otter jokes, folks.
Hmph, I don’t care a jot.
I just found this blog. my goodness! this is super cute!!! i heart Cuteness
otters gonna ott
@MamaLana
Have we reached the Otter Limits?
@260Oakley: We have not!
Arrr, where’s me salt wotter nottercal yacht.
Such rot!
Is there any possibility that the ad with the cat taking a crap in the toilet and then falling into it be removed and replaced? I am sick of seeing that cat take a dump.
Wow! That was fast! Thanks to whomever.
I’m imagining that Otterly charming verse read aloud by Jeremy Irons with much nodding and eyebrow raising.
As a king in his castle, I’m in my Camelot
So tie me up in a Windsor knot,
But don’t derail my train of thought,
Ocelot, ocelot, ocelot.
I’m otter here!
Word!
Methinks that NTMTOM has been smoking pot?
Links to share, that’s what we got,
That’s great, ’cause I like this site a lot!
(and verse from NOMTOM hits the spot!)
Resist a Boop? I cannot!
derp
…..and the final word I have got!
Please publish a children’s book.
Last word? Hogwash. Tommyrot.
(Awesome, NomTom and Cuteologists! Glad to see things are still going well here. I like the new “Share the Cute” links too.
)
Indeed. To stop me, you would need a garotte.
Now I shall eat a kumquat.
*waving* Hiiiiiiiii Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooo!
Weeoe it’s Theo.
There once was an Otter named spot
who loved to play games a whole lot
he would slip and then slide
and then scamper with pride
showing off to to a girl Ott named Dot.
Would have been better if “me” was replaced with “I’m.” Either make all the English stupid-like or don’t, it’s just weird as it is now.
On the internet
Nobody knows
You’re notta
Otta.
Hellloooo Teho.
Oh rhyming peeps, you sure are hot.
It hits the spot.
I laugh a lot!
Hello Otter, hello Tambako! (Great to see one of your pics here!)
Neato. I have to get me one of these and hang it on the doorknob whenever I bring a girl over.
What’s invisible and smells like clams? An otter fot.
Teheau!
Snicker at Pyrit and the otter fot….
*snerk*
I’m retiring to my cot.
I sought fresh cute, but found it not.
Not owl or ox or ocelot.
I guess they forgot
bravo, m-tom!
We got diddly squat.
[On the contrary. Y'all are ON today.
- Ed.] [former]
That tongue is otterlutely the cutest little thing. He’s giving the ol’ raspberries.
Oh come on, now you all are just stirring the pot.
It’s a blot on the reputation of this otherwise fine site.
If you keep it up I’ll have to go lie down on my cot.
Really, I’m getting a bit hot and bothered.
It’s an otter disaster, otter destruction
Apocalyptic cuteness is my function
With the tip of my tongue and the plink of my eyes
You keel over happy — yes you *dies*.
That otter’s got some phat rhymes.
And my peeps got plenty more, uh… “Daily Dose” of something or other.
Pshaw, these are just ottermated responses to this total cuteness. Y’all otter be ashamed of yerselves.
“otter limit”…huh. Did that just come to you Oakley or were ya waiting for it? I got a real kick ‘otter’ the otter rhyme following y’all, like a chorus line!
wow~~ That’s cute，both the otter and the parodio