At the Whack-a-Mole Auditions

“… thank you, gentlemen, that’s some very good jumping, and the squeaking is top-notch, really. However, we’re only seeing moles today, terribly sorry. But do leave your pictures with the stage manager on your way out. Next, please?”

Lizzy C. says she made this noise when she watched this video.

84 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Gigi says:

    Squeak, squeakin’, squeak, squeakity. (Feed us, please.)
    Squeaker, squeak, squeak, squeakin’? (Where’s the food?)
    Squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeaker! (Feed us. feed us. feed us NOW!)

  2. chanpon says:

    “OMG, it’s Justin Bieber and he’s coming out of the mall!!!!!”

  3. Mark E. DeSade says:

    That sound is otter-ly ridiculous.

  4. ash says:

    Otters! omg Otters! Want!

  5. Lindsay says:

    @chanpon

    Fangirls…*shakes head*

  6. Skip says:

    I never knew they sounded like that!

  7. Scarleybelle says:

    Otters, want!, indeed & agreed! They’re whole schtick is to play-play-play all day. But dashing about and squeaking en masse? Utter otter overload!

  8. Theresa says:

    @Chanpon, it’s much less violent than that. :mrgreen:

  9. Nikki says:

    LOVE this! Such silly and bouncy little otters. Squeak!

  10. Theresa says:

    PS, are these Asian Small-Clawed otters?
    Just the name is insanely cute. :cool:

  11. knittinkitten says:

    “Pick me!” “No pick me!” “No, not that otter one, pick me!” “Me!” “No, me!”

    It’s otterly redonkulous how cut these leetle guys are!

  12. Mel says:

    Eeep! I was gonna submit that last night. Guess it’s the ottery zeitgeist

  13. jenjen says:

    I really want to see what was happening off-camera that made them do that.

  14. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. WHEN WE EXPLODE FROM CUTENESS!!

    –bossgripes.com

  15. Shaz says:

    YES!!! So glad they finally posted this! I was one of many people begging, I’m sure.

    THE SQUEAKING! THE BOUNCING! THE EXCITEMENT!

    I can’t take it. (Ok, that’s a lie, I’ve watched this maybe 10 times in the last two days.)

  16. Eeeee Eeeee Eeeeeee…. Thanks for all the fish.

    LOL that is so funny cute and annoying all rolled into one!

  17. starling says:

    I’d say they’re Asian otters, Theresa, they’ve got a pair at the Lakes aquarium and they squeak just like that!

  18. Leilani says:

    My husband saw this on Wimp.com last night and asked, “Why hasn’t this showed up on Cuteoverload???”

  19. easol says:

    I want to pick them up and cuddle them until they squeak!

  20. Lisa says:

    It’s like they know they’re so cute that they make themselves “SQUEE!”

  21. Brenda says:

    I love otters! I had no idea they squeaked!

  22. Hon Glad says:

    They remind me of the leaping Nuns of St Looney in the cream bun and jam.

  23. Lizzy says:

    :D !! *sender-inner-credit happy dance… which looks suspiciously like this otter happy dance*

  24. Brittany F says:

    I just asploded into rainbows and candy

  25. Swedish Otter says:

    Heres the same Otters but from a different angle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4muQOgayq8 They are waiting for food :)

  26. Sunny says:

    D’awww, otters look like they’re doing the wave! This is Cute beyond words. :D

  27. Melissa says:

    Happy hopping squeaky toys!

  28. Ruth says:

    I am in the process of dying from cuteoverload, head and heart cannot handle the impossibly cute, unbelievable little squeaks from those precious hungry little tots !

    • Sharpy says:

      @ruth

      that sound is a perfect ear worm cleanser!

      it should also be the soundtrack for just about every single CO post. maybe like a button on the sidebar that is always available for you to push when you can’t squee enough on your own!

  29. LisaL says:

    Holy Crabapples! The noise their making! THE NOISE!!!!!!

  30. LisaL says:

    Er… the noise THEY’RE making… sigh…

    • Sharpy says:

      @lisal

      i, for one, am thankful you realized the error of your ways. it’s a peeve of mine. probably my pettest peeve. along with “your” and “you’re” but not as bad as saying “expresso” and “excetera” and “off-ten.”

      and yes, this is what i’m doing on my holiday.

  31. Polly says:

    It’s hard to tell if they’re asian short-clawed or european otters – they aren’t as rare in the wild as they used to be, though, so I don’t know if there’s still much call for captive breeding nowadays.
    The noise is awesome…but the jumps! I had no idea they were so…bouncy! Pop goes the (water-based member of the) weasel (family)!

  32. Holli says:

    I want to go to there. ^_^

  33. Ant says:

    I submitted this weeks ago. :(

  34. Panda says:

    i’ve already watched this like 20 times, and it gets me every time! they sound like the little fluffy birds from Pixar’s “For the Birds” short!

  35. Theresa says:

    @Panda, they totally do!

  36. Granville says:

    Way cool! Thanks for sharing!

  37. O NO! He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    ….er….HonGlad…? Do Ita Shimaste?

    Please to elucidate further??? re. yours of # 22.
    Ya ni panimayu. Je ne comprends pas.

  38. Hmmm ! Looks around with shifty eyes….

    OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…
    OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…
    OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…
    OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…OTTERZZZZ…

    … Ducks rotten tomatoes and dashes off while giggling maniacally!

  39. Theresa says:

    @ONHSID, Hon Glad is (deliberately?) conflating two immortal moments in Brit-Bat#$%-Crazyness.

    This is one of them:

  40. Theresa says:

    This is the other:

  41. Theresa says:

    PS:
    @ONHSID: Pazhalsta! :mrgreen:

  42. Anybody else’s comments getting eaten? (as if you could comment if they were)…
    I click ‘submit’, the screen fliggles (yes, it fliggles), the Purina One(tm) banner ad appears inside the comment box, and then the page reloads… without my precious words. My precious, precious words.

  43. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ theresa:

    je te remercie pour l’information et aussi pour les (I HAVE NOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE HOW THEY SAY) internet links qui s’expliquent!!!! Bon nuit, Mme!!

  44. Lil says:

    as much as I love the squeeking, I cant enjoy the weird behaviour of animals in zoos – this should be under cute’n'sad.

  45. Wend says:

    Now you know why, when things get crazy, people say ‘It’s been like feeding time at the zoo around here today’. Except that it is NEVER that cute.
    *asplodes*

  46. Thanks, Sharpy– I thought the internet had me on ignore again.
    Me and my precious, precious woooooords.

  47. pyrit says:

    Yay! I can see the vid now!

    They all reeeeally wanna go to iHop!

  48. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    aaand pyrit WINS THA INTERNET!!! :)

    (btw, pyrit, didja see my response, to YOUR response, over in one of the earlier pics/ comments streams?? don’t presently remember which pic….)

  49. Heather and the Boston Terriers says:

    Somebody, just give them what they want, for Pete’s sake!

    The desperate squeaking is killingk me!

  50. pyrit says:

    O NO – Yes, beautiful, I did.

  51. Surrealle says:

    If you think that’s squeaky, check them out when they’re babies, lol

  52. Linda says:

    As a longtime fan of cuteoverload, I was shocked to see the phrase “whack-a-mole.” Are you serious? Do you actually think animal torture is a joke?

    • Sharpy says:

      @linda

      linda, you might be unaware of the popular arcade game, “whack-a-mole,” in which players with large, comical hammers try to hit eerily inaccurate puppet versions of moles as they surprisingly pop out of different holes in a wooden box. no harm is ever done, nor is harm even implied to actual moles or, more importantly, otters. surely as a long time fan of cuteoverload, you recognize our sheer love of fun and cute and abhorrence of all things cruel.

  53. Shaz says:

    Ooo babies! Though I still think the adults are squeakier (not to mention bouncier). Otters have slightly disapproving faces too sometimes! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  54. Dee Sargent says:

    as adorable as the otters are that are jumping and squeaking, isn’t it kind of mean to tease them to get a laugh? aren’t they hungry? it looks like they are looking for food.

  55. Hon Glad says:

    Theresa – Your knowledge of the intertubes and British comedy is Sans Pareil.
    The BBC in ther infinite wisdom, dumped a lot of the recordings of classic comedies.

  56. Luckster says:

    *looks over some of the comments*

    Cuteness Overload is Serious Business now.

  57. Cute wild things!!!! The noise woke my kitties up…that takes some doing.

  58. Yes…that name is bad. Whacking anything is not a good idea. Please get rid of the name and keep the video of the cute babies.

  59. Shaz says:

    I think I need a baby otter. For my sanity. One that grows up to squeak.

  60. Shaz says:

    (and no, for the nuffers, I do not in fact think anyone should have wild animals as pets… )

  61. aquasaline says:

    Anyone else’s dog just go bonkity bonkers at the sound of the squeaky toys?

  62. Surrealle says:

    Gee, the nuffers are getting desperate for things to gripe about.. CO is clearly behaving itself too much! Bring on the random once-a-year pic of–*gasp*–a human baby!

  63. Shaz says:

    Surrealle: To that I say, “Pasickie!”

  64. Surrealle says:

    I concur! Pasickies for everyone!

  65. mplsdeb says:

    They sound like the squeak toys my dogs destroy. The first they go after is ripping open getting the squeaker. Then taking every bit of stuffing out. All our ‘toys’ look like they belong at the boneless chicken ranch from the Farside.

  66. JME says:

    I think being an otter might be the happiest life of any organism on this planet. They might not be as smart as, say, humans, dolphins, elephants, or gray parrots, nor do I think they have particularly long lifespans, and I’m sure that they have moments of fear, pain, grief, etc, but it seems like overall otters spend more of their time enjoying themselves than any other life form.

  67. Mariah's Mum says:

    Gee Thanks! Now my newly adopted retired greyhound thinks my laptop is a Squeaky toy for her to play with!!! :(

  68. Panda says:

    Oh yes, nuffers, zoos are just a terrible place. How horrible that the breeding programs they do actually keep some species alive that are completely extinct in the wild. How monstrous that they get top rate food (If you ever go to a zoo kitchen, you will be jealous) and great healthcare. Not every zoo is amazing, but if you do your research and visit AZA accredited (or the equivalent for your country), you will not be disappointed. These are well taken care of animals who live great lives, especially when compared to being poached in the wild or thrown into the wild when they have been hand reared. These otters were probably being visited around their normal feeding time, and just like any animal including yourselves, they were excited!

    I’m sorry to rant, but do your research before you knock someone’s profession. People who work in zoos do it out of passion and love, there is no crazy money to be made out of it.

    • Sharpy says:

      @panda

      as little as i like seeing animals in cages, it’s better than seeing no animals at all. zoos are deeply engaged with the IUCN, the most powerful species preservation organization on the planet. zoos aren’t just prisons for animals and i’m not saying they’re perfect, but they really are the storefront displays for conservation science. The money raised by exhibit animals does more good than you can imagine. zoos are where children fall in love with animals.

  69. dzymzlzy says:

    I loved that video, but my dog really did not enjoy that sound.

  70. Lisa says:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  71. Evan Waters says:

    I had no idea there were animals that literally sounded like squeaky toys. That is hilarious.

  72. Panda says:

    @Sharpy

    I hope you realize I was being sarcastic in the first part. I am going to school to work in zoos, I know all about the things you talk about and it is my passion. Did you read the whole post at all?

  73. BatBlaster says:

    Hey, i want an otter shaped squeaky toy for my kitties

  74. pyrit says:

    Good points, Panda & Sharpy. And there are lots of other very effective nature conservation organizations, that protect endangered species.
    It’s great that children can go to a good zoo and fall in love with the animals. Ideally, children will grow up in a world where all animals live in their own natural habitat.

  75. Catherine says:

    Sometimes you come across a video that just makes life worthwhile. This, my CO friends, is one of those videos. I even sent it on to my sister, who has been very sad lately, knowing it will bring a smile to her face.

  76. Sally says:

    Hey that’s my local zoo! The otters always put on a good show! x

  77. Sally says:

    ps – Chester Zoo is a fantastic conservation centre, a million miles from the images of sad lonely lions in barren cages. Those otters are probably excited because the keeper is coming along with some fishie treats, The last time I saw them feed this is what they did and it was definitely a dance of excitement, not a cry for help. x