From the monthly archives: August 2010

Armed and Fluffy

*ALERT* This is an all-points bulletin – Please be on the look-out for a suspect of smaller build, answers to the name “Scoop” and is known to use the alias “Smooches DeLuca”.  Suspect is wanted for string of heinous drive-by lickings.

Crime is really on the rise, Kaley B.

Primo Better Be Quick on Those Feet

As Primo leaned in for a kiss, he neglected to consider the fact that perhaps Big Bertha would not approve.

Air kiss, Kendra G.

That Awkward First Kiss

“Oh, nice going, Rupert! We got our trunks tangled together. Now my mom is gonna have to come out here and untie us. I could just die of shame!”

Photo: Tambako the Jaguar

Thanks for gracing us with your presence

Wired recently reported (we’re slow to pick this up, Ha) that the Horton Plains Slender Loris, once thought to be extinct, was found and photographed for the first time ever.

See the newly discovered loris here.

Photo above is of a regular ole slow loris, not the recently discovered one. By Ben 140362.) This slow news via Dave G.

We Have Full Ducklings

I notice that the Wi-Fi down at the pond has been upgraded. Used to be, you would be lucky to get a single duckling, but now we get three!

Photo: Three Ducks in a Row by Shayne Kaye (Why yes, you have seen these cuties before)

HELLO, CLEVELAND!

Whooo-hoooo! It’s great to be back in the Enormodome, rock-and-rollers! Now, I just have one question for you: Are! You! Ready! to POLLINAAAAAAAAATE?!

I just don’t have the heart to tell him we’re in Akron, Josh N.

H A P P Y (Belated) B I R T H D A Y M E G

Bek-E-Gong thanks for bringing the key lime pie.

Remote Control Bears Brunt of Misplaced Anger

Not understanding, Chunk feels the remote control is to blame for the constant stream of “Jersey Shore” on the television.

You’re lucky Chunk can’t put 2 and 2 together, Kimbrey & Brooks