On Zuh Prowl

I am a Baby Kittayns

On zuh prowl…

FOR LOF!

I shall find eet.

Tank the Kitten as captured by John Z.

50 comments … read them below or add one

  1. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    MEG IS IN DA HOUSE

    (or WAS, very recently)
    (looks quickly in both directions)

  2. Lorel J says:

    Prowl no furthair. Je suis ici!

  3. fatgrammafinn says:

    i weeeeeeel provide all de lof you require, just don’t tell my other cat

  4. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    YAY pour le francais et les pour les chats
    (ou pour les hommes ou les femmes, meme plus) qui parlent avec outrrrrrrrrrrageous fransch accents (aigu or otherwise:) )

  5. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    i tried to put a smiley face there…
    lemme try that partic’lar bit, agin.
    :)

  6. fish eye no miko says:

    I zink, as cute as are vu are, vu weeel not have to look long!

  7. pyrit says:

    “Accroches-toi a ton reve,
    Accroches-toi a ton reve,
    Quand tu vois ton bateau partir,
    Quand tu sents — ton coeur se briser,
    Accroches-toi a ton reve…”

  8. Queen of Dork says:

    pyrit: What the heck did you just call me?!

    (kidding of course) :)

  9. Cholmondeley says:

    Smooch smooch smooch smooch SMOOCH and MWAH, bebe kittayn!

  10. Shari says:

    I want to worship at the feet of this kitty, and give him his just due for his total awesomeness.

    I also feel like a member of the Coffee Generation. How embarrassing that I actually had the album with “Hold on Tight” on it, peformed by ELO. Gah.

  11. gryt says:

    Lookit da little toes.

  12. kibblenibble says:

    Ze blue eyes, ze splayed toesies, ze pointy tailio….Look no further kitteh:

    ♥♥♥♥♥ I LOF YOU! ♥♥♥♥♥

  13. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    ….something ’bout a boat leaving, a broken heart, a loved-one… (sigh)

    and @ gryt:
    don’tcha mean “da WIDDLE toWs”???? :)

  14. “Tank the kitten as captured by John Zorn”

  15. Calliope says:

    I blame Cute Overload for my use of ridiculous accents when talking to my two cats. And it’s getting worse. Now I catch myself talking zis way to my friends’ dogs and cats, too.

    I tell them I LOFF them, and that zey are ze most HAHndsome KEEtens in zee galax-see, or “Who is de most bee-yoo-ti-ful pup en ze wourld?” Kind of embarrassing when I realize I’m doing this in public… ;)

  16. pyrit says:

    “Some peeps call me the space catboy, yeah,
    Some call me the catster of looove.
    Some peeps call me *Meooowurice* !
    Cause’ I speak, of the pompetous of looove…”

  17. kibblenibble says:

    Calliope: LOL! I use a variety of silly voices when talking to animals, whether privately or publicly. People DO sometimes give me a hard time. But I am so full of joy just being in the company of these purely sweet critters, I don’t care!

  18. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    pyrit: what, sir, IS the “pompetous of luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv”?????

    Respectfully,
    Anonymous Coward

  19. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    O NO: The “Pompatus of Love” comes from the Steve Miller song “The Joker,” and for a much fuller explanation, I direct you to this article from The Straight Dope.

  20. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    like, OMG, you want me to, like (*angst-filled sigh*) go read an ARTICLE????

    Whyioughtta….

    (go read the article, I guess )

  21. JoshN. says:

    Funny how most newborns do that belly crawl all the time. I also love the blue eyes they have until they get their “real” color.

  22. Zee LOF for Dis Kittayn is Over whelmming My Heart.

    Melts into goo puddle!

  23. pyrit says:

    “Pardon me, do you have any grey poupompatus?”

  24. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    (*snerking* @ pyrit’s rejoinder)

    (and sulking justabit…I dun’ rea-yud the whole article….not so pithy….but I
    do appreciate the researchology, Mr. Mike) ;)

  25. Theresa says:

    Ahhh, ze out-RAAAAZH-eous Fronsche ack-SONT! Je l’aime et devant la mort même, je répèterais que je l’aime!

  26. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    @ Theresa: Well-pronounced, mem sahib!! “Vive la revolution!!”

  27. Fuzzy says:

    Funny, I always heard it as “properties of love”. Whatever those are, this kitty has them.

  28. Theresa says:

    *getting carried away* Vive la France! Vive la democratie!

  29. AuntieMame says:

    But of course eet eez zuh Fronsche! Fronsche ees zih langwahze of lurve!

  30. Arv9y says:

    Now go away or I shall taunt you again.

  31. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    @ Theresa: “we’ll ALWAYS have Paris….” (sigh)

    (waving an OUTRAgjious Fransche Flagge)

  32. Hon Glad says:

    Mon petit chaton, je t’aime

  33. Teresa says:

    :twisted: Come to me, Tank the kitten, for lots and lots of snorgling :twisted:

  34. ratchic says:

    @josh Whadya mean their ‘real’ eye color? They don’t stay blue? I never knew…..

  35. warrior rabbit says:

    Tank has crushed my defenses. I guess they were just a Maginot line…

  36. Poohbear says:

    Meg eez ze bestest. I lurve Mèg et le chaton aussi. Et Hon Glad aussi. :-)

  37. Poohbear says:

    Et les Peeps aussi.

  38. Decca says:

    I love when kittens practice their pounce.

  39. Emmberrann says:

    @Decca: Zees petit chaton practices ze stalk of ze prey, and ‘e ees after ze leetle chaton in ze lens of ze camera, and ‘e ees in for ze beeg surpreez w’en ‘e tries to pounce ‘eem! But ze lof, ah ze lof, ‘e does not have to ‘unt for ze lof! I, c’est moi, ‘oo will pounce and pat him, and love him, and call him Tankie-poo.

  40. Noelegy says:

    <—- loves pyrit for making ELO references. And "Tank" the kitten? Lofs it, lofs it I do. My niece and nephew named the largest of a litter of kittens "Truck." :D

  41. Fluffy says:

    The best part is that this teensy bit of floof is named Tank!

  42. Valerie says:

    PRRRRRRRRRRRR! Wook no furrther lov is white here.

  43. Katiedid says:

    aww I love kitties in this stage! so wobbly… so innocent! I give it 6 more months..:D

  44. TUM says:

    Tinee tabbee,
    Tinee tabbee,
    Tinee tabbee,
    Who could ask for anything more?

  45. Hyura says:

    look at those paws with all the claws outstretched. so determined and so cute.

  46. Macy says:

    i want to sqees its lil’ cheks and eat you all up!

  47. Minou says:

    Oh, where eeese eeet, l’amour? I cannot sees… I am sooo yooong and it eeese blooorry.
    Meet “Aimé d’Amour”, the kitteh!

  48. mplsdeb says:

    Helloo my dahling, looook into my eyes.

  49. feezie says:

    Tu shall soccomb to mes yeux de la bleu impossible – immédiatement!

  50. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!!! says:

    ….hm, le Franglais ici, c’est…..”veddy interestingk” …. ;)