Meet Oscar: World’s Worst Compulsive Liar

Nope, can’t say I have. Perhaps this “Bruno” you’re searching for ran off with that talking penguin I keep seeing ’round these parts. Yeah, that must be what happened.

Hi, I’d like a double-decker dog with a side of ridiculous, Luisa C.



  1. LOL. Just LOL.

  2. hahaha love the look on the face of the dog he is sitting on 🙂 it’s all, *exasperated sigh*

  3. kibblenibble says:


  4. Oh gawd, please tell me he didn’t have Mom’s Garlic Bean Fish Surprise at lunch. I swear I’ll never never dig in the garden again. Pleasepleasepleaseplease!

  5. 260Oakley says:

    You’d think he could find a lab coat that fit a little better.

  6. Azaleablue says:

    Yeah, that’s the ticket!

  7. That’s one of the funniest hover-texts evah.

  8. underdog is so resigned. lol. best expression

  9. dangit, kibblenibble… that’s exactly what I was going to say. hrmph.

    I can relate, Bruno. I can relate.

    p.s., Prongs is now responsible for cleaning the coffee out of my keyboard and off of my monitor. kthx!

  10. Colonel Jenna says:

    I can so relate to the bottom dog. Story of my home life, right there in a picture.

  11. and the fact that they’re both sitting there so patiently while their person takes the pic… lololol…

  12. blakesgrammadog says:

    LOL….just waaaaaaaayy too cute…..and, yes, coffe in my keyboard r us…..

  13. TrixandSam says:

    @Oakley – just how the heck do you come up with these?? Abso-freakin-lutely brilliant!

  14. Lab coat is very funny. Love this picture.

  15. @260oakley – lab coat! haha- genius!! 😀 and hilarious mental picture of me walking into work with a lab on my back

  16. It’s so stimulating being your hat.

  17. To Kat: “Please leave a contribution in de leetle box.” 😉


  18. kibblenibble says:

    I understand, tracylee. It’s about all I could manage. 🙂 I was lucky not to have any coffee in my mouth at the time. The person who took this picture is responsible for making a lot of people happy this AM.

  19. I’m top dog round these parts.

  20. O NO He/She/IT DI-unt!!!! says:

    yay HonGlad!!!

    and I’m miffed, that several other peeps got to say my line, before I saw this pic:
    it’s the facial expreshe on the Top Dawg

    To me, it appears that he’s ALREADY feelin’ guilty about his…how shall I put this?

    ….unreliable testimony……

  21. I want to live in a house with these two hilarious playmates. What a great picture.

  22. Best…Scrolldown…Ever…

  23. Azaleablue says:

    Looks like another game of Leapdog gone awry.

  24. heh, cutest dogs evah,

  25. Kar @ 16 – *chokes with laughter* Oh, great reference!

  26. ahhh… 2 headed dog with six feet run away call the army.. :]

  27. brings new meaning to the word a$$hat 🙂

  28. Our Lexidog used to sit on Reesesdog’s head all the time. Reeses didn’t love it, but Lexidog never got the clue.

  29. Emmberrann says:

    Oscar Dawg to photog: Other dawg? What other dawg? I don’t see no other dawg here. You must be mistaken, I din’t see no other dawg, nu-uh!
    Oscar Dawg to Bruno: Hey, you down there! Stop wigglin’!

  30. But, what a sweet face! Look at those chocolate eyes, the earnest expression. Would this dog ever lie to you? Well… yes, but he’s still a sweet-faced pupper.

  31. The pecking order preserved for posterity.

  32. LovesDogs says:

    Cutest. Rug. Ever.

  33. @katie. That is exactly the sort of hat that came to mind when I first saw this pic for me, too. I really wanted to put that in my comment, but I thought LOL was a little more benign. lolol

  34. omg lol that has to be the funniest picture i have seen this week, both dogs looks so unimpressed like this was natural lol

  35. Dude Elsberry says:

    Is that a UFC move???

  36. I have to say, that was one of the better scroll-down pics I’ve seen. lololol

  37. How dare you bring Mr. Ando into your lies, Oscar. You know the old saying, right?…

  38. Mary (the first) says:

    Those dogs are just plain silly!

  39. @marthava-my appropriateness filter was broken yesterday! I’m usually more polite than that but I couldn’t stop myself.

  40. this is a big hevy hat……. yes,yes i am

  41. At least it wasn’t a case of lab tipping:

  42. The overdog has the best eyebrows.

  43. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ Me: (am I talking to mySELF???)

    Don’t you (perhaps) mean the Uberdog????

    sorry Theresa however to the best of my knowledge, I am unable to provide
    umlauts…… 😦

  44. DrTHE0P0LIS says:

    It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around.

  45. Oscar’s lie, plus the hovertext = tears running down my fac. LOL indeed. Thanks Prongs.

  46. he he i sit on yo head… hard