A Cute Overload Security Bulletin: The newest trend in corporate espionage is the “surveillance hamster,” an innocent-looking pet trained to listen in on phone calls and report to competitors. Beware!
That’s Squishy the Hamster, from Lisa S.!
Is Your Pocket Pet a Secret Spy?
August 11, 2010 By
TAIL NUBBIN.
Ahem. That is all.
OMG, that little bitty tail!
Hence the technical term ‘spy c/ham’
What a beautiful honey color.
Squishy? OMH! You are too cute, yes you are Mr. Squishykins McWhiskery Nubbinpantz! Who’s a widdle cutie pie? You are! Yes you are!!! Gootchie gootchie goo!
What?
@metz
>>Squishy? OMH! You are too cute, yes you are Mr. Squishykins McWhiskery Nubbinpantz! Who’s a widdle cutie pie? You are! Yes you are!!! Gootchie gootchie goo!
“oh yes, i remember sharpy. pretty good moderator. until the day Mount BabyTalk erupted.”
*shudder.*
What an agent, what a Ham
He’s got the country in a jam!
What’s his name?
Shhh…Secret Ham!
He’s got tricks, under his ‘tocks,
Most bad guys, will jump off the docks!
A nerve gas tail, twin cannon ears,
Machine gun teeth with a rat tat tat tat!
(most humble apologies to Secret Squirrel!)
Nice pelt, Squishy.
Can You Ham Me Now?™
SQUISHY!!!! Hahahaha…. nobody called Squishy could possibly be a spy! BWAHAHAHAHA!
*someone whispers*
Wha–?
Really?
That’s what he’d want me to…
OHHHHHhhhh!
OMG!! My guinea pig’s name was Squishy! <333
It’s not just hamsters–my sister has a cat who knows how to hang up the phone (land line) and my dog can tell by the tone of my voice whom I am speaking to on the phone. It’s true.
I must phone this information through
“Hello
sueek eek squeeker eek eek
Pardon
sueek eek squeeker eek eek
who is this
sueek eek eek
damned prank callers, I am hanging up and squeek eek to you sir.
undetectable, that’s what you are
undetectable, though near or far……
the perfect spy!
Another hair-raising adventure for the Thin Ham, as written by Dashiell Hammett.
ok squishy is the best name for a hamster
or, actually i do love Mr. Squishykins McWhiskery Nubbinpantz 
well my ham probably got fired ’cause his only reports were of me frequently going in the wrong direction with automated answering services :p that and leaving long awkward voicemails where i sound half perky, half nervous and say umm and uh too much haha
Yes, I think a little Nat King Cole would be a great soundtrack…good call (snerk).
Very classy!
260-yet again, I salute you!
What an absolutely luscious, lovely color.
I think I see a children’s book that needs to be written here about a hamster spy. Didn’t the gerbils already have their turn with a movie?
–bossgripes.com
In the aftermath of the notorious iPhone 4 reception snafu, Apple engineers scramble to test the latest in Hamtenna technology.
@ Metz: GIGGLE and also GUFFAW
(And of COURSE I mean that, in the BEST POSSIBLE way, y’know…) ….:)
wait a minnit where’d my smiley guy go?
How can that guy keep that hard plastic thing to his ear, when he could grab that golden hunk of Squishy-ness and hold it close? What whispered sweet nothings over the phone could compare to a whiskered nose being poked up the ear canal?
nom nom nom nom nom your hair tasts funny….who are you talking to? nom nom nom
To everyone, I must deeply apologize for my loss of control earlier, I cannot fathom what came over me to cause me to behave in such an undignifi….EEEEE what a keyute widdel fuzzikins! Peekaboo Peek a booo! I just wanna eet you up, yes I do! I’ll lub you and (gently) squish you and name you Mr. Squishykins McWhiskery Nubbinpantz!
(lays on floor gasping for sanity)
Sorry!
@metz
>>I’ll lub you and (gently) squish you and name you Mr. Squishykins McWhiskery Nubbinpantz!
rrrr… why you i oughtta… snurfulfgnashsnarflegrumbleHUFF.
What a giant ham ham that appears to be! It looks more like a peeg!
:WINK: :LOL:
Sorry Sharpy, couldn’t resist. It was like a golden hamster shaped gauntlet was thrown down.
Most gorgeous coat ever.
Indeed.
@Nikki, whoa! 260 has competition!
“Squishy” is a perfect name for a hamster.
While “Squishy” is a cute name, I suggest “Niblets.”