I Keep Telling You, It’s Not A Pacifier!

It’s actually… ah… a ring through my nose! I’m really a ferocious bull! Toro, toro! Hey, which way to Pamplona? ‘Cause I don’t want to miss the… running of the…

No? Erm…

I’m really Hannibal Lecter! Yeah, and this is my scary Hannibal Lecter face mask! Say, you wouldn’t happen to be a census taker? See, I skipped breakfast, and…

(sigh) Yeah, it’s a pacifier.

Well, we think it’s very becoming, Taylor S. (suppressing giggles)

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Nikki says:

    A puppy with a binky. It’s official. I have now seen everything. Soooo cute.

  2. It’s very silly.

  3. KittehMamax3 says:

    WANT!!!!

  4. Nocky says:

    Too cute.

  5. Trixie says:

    Is this a baby cow or a puppy? Who knows!

  6. Courtney says:

    Awww look at the little paws!!

  7. Erin says:

    Why does CO have so few posts? Daily Squeee is starting to become my new favorite. Sadsville.

  8. Lerrinus says:

    Awwww, baby puppy! Sooo cute! :-)

  9. Gigi says:

    Ugliest baby in the world or cutest puppy ever.
    You decide.
    I know what my vote is.
    Squeeeee!

  10. Birdcage says:

    Don’t be sads, Erin! It’s just that the overloaders have day jobs and stuff n such! We might not squee quite as frequently as Cheezburgers squee, but when we squee, we squee louder and longer!!!!! Personally, I find the commentary, hovers and photo titles / intros to be far, far superior here!!!! Way to go CO peeps! I lubs you!

  11. AuntieMame says:

    And the people at Cheezburger are complaining because they are posting too often these days. Go figure.

  12. Alice says:

    inb4 ‘that little girl is torturing that dog’

  13. Erin says:

    I agree with Birdcage that the commentary and hovers are usually better here than at Squee, but Squee has been kicking some serious butt lately. ;)

    Cheezburger, I’m sad to say, has really gone downhill. There is a big difference between a Lolcat, which is what the site originally started out as a showcase for, and a picture of a cat with a funny (or more often, sappy or already done-to-death-on-Hallmark-cards) caption. I prefer Lolcats and only Lolcats. That’s what made the site so distinctive. Now it’s like any other funny animal pictures site and nowhere near as clever or niche.

    Oh well. All good things must come to an end, I suppose.

  14. katie says:

    Cute Overload RULES! Cheezeburger’s quality has suffered for sure. And the captions, hovertexts, and commentors are worth the wait here.

    Also, where can I get a french bulldog baby with a cutie pacie?

  15. Theresa says:

    Oh, what EES EET????!!! A black blob with a binky??!!!

  16. Nikki says:

    @Sharpy, wondering why my comment is still awaiting moderation? I can’t imagine that I said anything scandalous!

  17. pyrit says:

    It’s not a toomah!

    OhNOMTOM, you went with Anthony instead of Ahnold.
    I’m eatin’ my dinna hea.

    CO has “few posts”?

    Nikki – Ven yoowaire comment awaits – simply clap twice and call out, “Footman! Bring ze carriage! My moderation awaits!”

  18. Nikki says:

    @Pyrit, LOL. It’s actually making me wish I HAD said something salty! :)

  19. Theresa says:

    NACL! That’s salty

  20. IlliniJen says:

    Frenchie!!! Kinda looks like my little Frenchie, Tater, when he was little. Although I have to say Tater was cuter…he’s my boy, what else am I gonna say?!

    Frenchies are an absolute hoot. Tater is rolling around on his back right now, snorting. For no reason. Just cuz.

  21. Nikki says:

    Oooh, Theresa, that IS salty! So salty, in fact, I think I need some H2O. haha

  22. puddlepeppers says:

    leetle toro…you are so cute.

  23. Meaghan says:

    When I was a baby I would crawl around shedding pacifiers everywhere I went — I would just drop them and leave them when I got tired of them. Then our Samoyed would pick them up and chew the nipple part to shreds.

  24. Gigi says:

    Well Nikky I’m in the same boat in moderation. I suppose some words are flagged I wish there was a list of words to avoid somewhere on the site because what I said was innocent.

    • Sharpy says:

      @Gigi

      >>I wish there was a list of words to avoid somewhere on the site because what I said was innocent.

      The filters, like some readers, are overly sensitive. We employ, for lack of a better term, comment profiling. Or it’s like sorting the garbage into recycling, compost or destined for the landfill. Certain words are flagged because they sometimes accompany offensive comments or spam. When a comment is flagged, I check it and wave it through or send it to the trash. Sometimes I am vexed and send the comment into a waiting area, just to see if there is some context I am not getting. Words like “ugly,” for instance.

      I’m sorry for the inconvenience and hope you understand why we do things this way.

      Sharpy “I Have Magical Pink Gloves” The Mod

  25. jakepets says:

    Yoiks! That flashing binky would terrify baby OR beast!

  26. Heather and the Boston Terriers says:

    I’m a sucker for a pacified pooch.

    Heh.

  27. chanpon says:

    ” I dare you to laugh at me.”

  28. Theresa says:

    @Nikki, watch out for that Dihydrogen monoxide!!

  29. Hon Glad says:

    Bully for little bulldog and where can I get a flashing binky, a must have for this season.

  30. Scout C says:

    Did anyone else think of the story of “Ferdinand the Bull,” who was supposed to be a bullfighting bull but who preferred to smell the flowers in the pasture instead? It’s too funny the way that binky makes him look like a little bull.

  31. bookmonstercats says:

    I though puppeh was a bullock too, until I realised that bullocks don’t have prosh pawses; they have prosh hooveses instread. Utterly happy and spaced-out little baby. Ahhhhn.

  32. bookmonstercats says:

    “instread?” gaah.

  33. bookmonstercats says:

    Just spotted the flashing binky (“dummy” over here). Is it a joke? I would have been frightened to give it to one of mine when they were babies, for fear it would induce epilepsy! It’s good though.

  34. Birdcage says:

    @ Patito – I want to live in your world.

  35. Deb says:

    Pleath, no one asth me any quethions ath long ath thith ith in my mouf.

    What would be a hoot is one of those binkies with the big lips or teeth. They are hilarious.
    http://www.dork.tv/view/Funny+Teeth+Baby+Pacifier.html

  36. SoCalSis says:

    Deb, those binkies/dummies/pacifiers with the teef are truly disturbing, and I mean that is the best possible way. TOOOOO strange, oddly fascinating and decidedly unsettling at the same time.

    The world is full of whacky and wondrous things. And I know the best of ‘em will parade on through CO sooner or later! Happy Friday, all!

  37. Deb says:

    to SoCalsis
    I hear ya. I think they are weird. I don’t know if I ever would have used those my kids (now 27 & 16) but, to see one with big teeth on a little dog i.e. my mini dachshund…it would be worth a picture. The first time I saw one of those I was on vacation, shopping and this man passed by with a baby that had one in it mouth, and my jaw dropped, and then I realized of course what it was. Quite a chuckle, especially when the father saw my face.

  38. ffleur says:

    I heard them called “dummy”, “pacifier” and “soother” (I wan my soosoo) but where does “binky” come into it? What is that short for?

  39. steph says:

    CuTe As A bAbY

  40. eternalxgrace says:

    hahaha, i was a census taker! i would’ve LOVED to have met this little dude! :)

  41. Cara says:

    So cute puppy I love it post more more more pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!