Primo Better Be Quick on Those Feet

As Primo leaned in for a kiss, he neglected to consider the fact that perhaps Big Bertha would not approve.

Air kiss, Kendra G.

37 comments … read them below or add one

  1. chanpon says:

    Blowing up the inflatable female? For shame, for shame, Primo.

  2. chanpon says:

    Oh moderation function, how you confuse me with your mysterious ways. :(

    • Sharpy says:

      @chanpon

      >>Oh moderation function, how you confuse me with your mysterious ways. :(

      i can’t explain why bad moderation happens to good posts, but I can jiggle the handle as quickly as i can. :(

  3. emm ell says:

    squeeeee little furs!

  4. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    now, now, Big Bertha,

    we don’t REALLY want to encourage the ‘Mericun capitalists to start a company promoting “hair for the derriere”, do we, hmmmmmmmmmmmm????

    ‘Cuz you know they WILL if you give ‘em just a smidge of encouragement….
    After all, it was (I believe) those same ‘Mericun capitalists, who invented the Twinkie, and where has THAT gotten us, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????

  5. Mel says:

    Blorp!

  6. Pssst It’s a secret… don’t tell anyone ‘kay!

  7. Hon Glad says:

    Did you enjoy the “all you can eat” restaurant special Bertha?

  8. Kate says:

    Oh. My. God. Adorable!!

  9. Metz says:

    If I may be so bold, perhaps your ensemble would be complete with a wee kees here, , non?

  10. Theresa says:

    Could it be that the big one is the li’l one’s Mommy?

  11. Theresa says:

    @ONH/S/ID, well, if you survive a nuclear war, you would still have something to eat. Or paving material. :mrgreen:

  12. Theresa says:

    PS, May I suggest, with all the metrosexshul body-waxing going on these days, some peeps clearly are running a hair surplus. Might I suggest an exhange program?

  13. isabelle says:

    May I suggest to spell “toupet” and not “toupé” :D

  14. 260Oakley says:

    A hair exchange, Theresa? I’m not sure these guys would gopher it.

  15. kris says:

    the tiny hands.

    the tinier ear!

  16. Hows about a Leetle Kees!

  17. Theresa says:

    (SHNERK!)

  18. Charme says:

    So rotund and furry! Does anyone know what kind of animal they are?

  19. TrixandSam says:

    @Charme: that there be some woodchucks (or ground hogs depending on where you’re from…)

  20. penny says:

    Looks like a woodchuck/groundhog to me. Had a woodchuck family under Mom’s porch a few years back. Destructive, but adorable! Didn’t help that little Sis and I fed them apples and cat treats. Now Mom’s porch has anti-critter fencing underneath.

  21. Theresa says:

    Prairie Dogs?

  22. flutterbye says:

    Looks like a prairie hawg from the rear!

  23. Trixie says:

    Erm, little factual error there… That is not Big Bertha… It’s LARGE MARGE.

  24. bookmonstercats says:

    I love the word “derrière”. *turns pink and shuffles off.* Do I need therapy?

  25. Julie says:

    Cuuuuuuuute!

  26. puddlepeppers says:

    There, there, Bertha…a favorite catalog assures us that
    we are Goddess Size…no surcharge.

  27. jane10120 says:

    aww, sweet!!

  28. Marian the Librarian says:

    Nice marmot!

  29. gooeyctr says:

    “You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

    • Sharpy says:

      @gooeyctr

      “You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

      LOL! girls named dottie always fall for guys like him. they never learn, do they? “i’m a wolf, baby, and it’s my night to howl.”

  30. mamabear says:

    I love everything rodentia!

  31. 4leafclover says:

    Metz! The best comment ever!!

  32. Oswald says:

    fluffy and adorable! I think the little one’s whispering.. hehe LOL

  33. msminges says:

    AHHHHHH!

  34. Metz says:

    @4leaf: Thanks! :-)

  35. swimmer love says:

    i like the tiny one! it looks like they r kissing.