I do like the colors, they’re fierce, but it’s a teensy bit on the big side. Let me give you a visual: Imagine stuffing a grapefruit into a change purse. Pretty much that.
That little pup will grow into it soon enough, Catie O.
From the monthly archives: July 2010
Sounds Like a Page-Turner to Us
July 3, 2010 By
Behold, the 2010 winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, given each year to the worst opening sentence:
For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.
Photo credit goes to arathrael!
Nice pouch-stuffing, Mom
July 3, 2010 By
Say, Clark…? You didn’t by chance just use some Krazy Glue, did you?
July 2, 2010 By
Let me get this straight: So instead of going on my long-awaited, very important third date with Yasmine, I’m now attached to your wrist like I’m some kind of freaking bangle charm?? Dammit, Clark!
Opposite of yak attack, Eric K.
Voice-activated Corgi
July 2, 2010 By
SUPER LULZ on this one, and maybe because I’m a sucker for voices, but this is great, a Corgi that only responds to certain voices…
Submitted by Sir Paul McCartney (AKA Claire Z.)
“Carrots in Love”
July 1, 2010 By
(Sung to the tune of “Lawyers in Love”)
I can’t keep up with what’s been going on
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the aubergines, the cukes and lima beans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of carrots in love
Carrot-raiser-uppered, picture-takered, sender-innered and song-parody-written-downered by C.O.-staff-job-easier-maker Wendy M.!
“Bunscotting”
July 1, 2010 By
Recently, we were asked if we were “bunscotting” (boycotting bunnehs) on the site. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUNNEHS!?
To that inquisitive reader, we give you “Marshmallow, the disapproving bun:
Photographer and Sender-Inner Michelle C. is a rabbit volunteer with Oakland Animal Services, where Marshmallow is up for adoption!
Slipper Peeg
July 1, 2010 By
Dang!
Ehn!—I wish…
I wish this slipper was a size 12!
Andrea G. says: “POST THESE ALREADY!” Ok!
Overheard last night at Breasts & Thighs…
July 1, 2010 By
Hey, Drumstick, how’d you like ol’ Zorro here to buy you a white wine spritzer?
Best guess is he went home alone, C. Kirby
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