Cute Overload :D
He floats through the air, with the greatest of ease
The sleeping young cat on the phantom trapeze
He’s so great and graceful, whilst catching some Z’s
So give him a round of applause, if you please.
Says sender-inner Carol B.: “My new 12 week old kitten has been doing ballet in his sleep. His name is Monkey Pants. This has everything – jelly spine, kitten belly, elegant strayching. In some ways he’s even giving a wink to Marilyn Monroe’s famous nude on red satin.”
(OMG why is he wearing that suit I told him to rent a white tuxedo and now we’re going to look mismatched on the dance floor and these shoes are pinching and my hair didn’t come out right and I swear I still have some bean dip on my nose and oh now what’s he doing he’s going to smear my blusher…)
Photo credit: the bridge
Skydiving too sedate? Bungee jumping a bore? We’ve got the ultimate rush for today’s jaded thrill-seeker! Here’s how it works: A genuine medieval catapult (a) launches you across the Grand Canyon (b), onto a waiting trampoline (c), which propels you through a wall of flame (d) into a wading pool full of Nerf balls (e).
… oh, and there’s a certain spot on the trampoline you’ll need to avoid, too.
Is there a point to all this, Debra E.?
Forget the Twins, this ghastly beast will kill you softly.
Heeeeeere’s Feline, Ane B.
Hello? I believe I requested watermelon with the seeds? How else am I supposed to target the sparrows?
He best watch out for blue jays, Anna M. Photo by Leesia Teh
During the war in Afghanistan, three US marine soldiers took on a special mission: Rescue some of the war’s smallest and cutest victims. According to the blog Unique Scoop, two orphaned kittens have been shipped stateside to loving homes.
We salute you, anonymous sender-inner.
Betty! Fetch my muumuu! I gotta roll myself to the TV to catch “Judge Judy”!
Moo, Tina K.
Let’s be clear: I’m the captain of this vessel, and what I say, goes! If you agree to this term, then by all means feed me a piece of bacon, climb aboard, and…prepare yourself for the most exhaustively relaxing sail of your life.
My God, that floating gull is coming dangerously close! Collision imminent! Reel in the jib and prepare to come about!
I asked you to pull in the jib, passenger! Perhaps you’re aren’t fluid in “I’m-Smarter-Than-You-And-You-Will-Do-What-I-Say”?
Fine. Discard my ingenious system of levers and pulleys and revert to your rudimentary paddle, you smug imbecile! But know this: I shall revert as well, and you will soon find yourself settled among many, many “accidents”.
Oscar was a winner, Leanne D.
Today we’ll be working on “The Bobbsey Twins: The Talking Fox Mystery”. First, we’re gonna take this very happy little tree and attach it to our shoebox…
Frieda is industrious, Anastasia E.
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