Hold Still! Holdstillholdstill! Hold! Still!

We cut now to our roving NTM-Cam at the 2010 California State Fair, where two-day-old Sproingy McUnpredictablesons is playing his favorite new game, “Fake the Cameraman.” Bonus SimulTail™ action at 0:34!

81 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Birdcage says:

    Bleet!

  2. Metz says:

    I’m over here! NO I’m over HERE! Now here! Now here! I’m a ninja!

  3. Lula Mae says:

    Baaaaaaah – oing!
    Baaaaaaah – oing!
    Baaaaaaah – oing!

  4. LOL Metz.

    and Sproing to the left Sproing to the right. do the hokey sproingy and sproing all about.

  5. Katiedid says:

    I think the only way this baby could be cuter would be if it made little ‘SPROING’ noises when it jumped

  6. Martha in Washington says:

    OH. MY. GOD!! The tail…the knees…the tiny bleets…the patient mama…THE TAIL!! Sheeps and, in particular, BABY sheeps are one of my most favorite things in the WHOLE WORLD!! And the only reason, along with the goats, for going to a Fair! I love you Mike. You completely made my day!

  7. pyrit says:

    That’s the way the Baa-aa bounces.

  8. BB/VA says:

    It’s just a jump to the left
    And then a sproing to the right
    With your hoofs in the hay
    You bring your knees in tight
    But it’s the SimulTail thing that really drives you insane,
    Let’s do the Lamb Hop again!

  9. 260Oakley says:

    Breakfast a I-HOP

  10. BB/VA says:

    excuse me, “hooves” not “hoofs”.

    *blushingly slinking away*

  11. Theresa says:

    WHERE’S BEE? :D

  12. Happy says:

    It is soo cute! I think its belly was tickled by the straw.
    “Hey! What was that?” *boing*
    “There it is again!” *boing*

  13. GingerBean says:

    What I imagine going through this little one’s head:
    WOOO! I’m a lamb! *nomnomnom* WOO! I’m a Lamb! *slurpslurpslurp* *wigglewiggle* WOO! I’M A LAMB! *nomnomnom*
    Repeat fowevah and evah

  14. Am I the only one who wonders what the fate of these sheep is at the state fair? Can we get confirmation they are not being sold for mutton?

    Sorry to be such a downer. I just worries, that’s all…

    –bossgripes.com

    • Sharpy says:

      @bossgripes and all who don’t like to know everything

      i have a lovely denial helmet i don for moments like these.

  15. Metz says:

    Camera person to bebbeh: “C’mon I’ve got to get some good video for the 5 o’clock News feel good segment or I’ll be lambasted by my Ed.”

  16. Maureen says:

    Like mothers everywhere the ewe is very patient.

  17. Gigi says:

    Is it a Spring lamb :-)

  18. RR says:

    Oh no, I feel sheepsick after watching that.

  19. feefifoto says:

    I tried to watch the whole thing but I kept dozing off. Anyone else?

  20. schnell says:

    This was so cute – I totally needed to see this today.

  21. Wend says:

    Thanks, guys, i just giggled my way through the comments (not to mention the vid). My dog, who’s outside wants in to see what’s making me laugh.

  22. Susanova says:

    So, cute! Very amEWEzing. *boings away from teh camera*

  23. chanpon says:

    This is what infected the baby lambs in Australia too when I was there one spring. Boing, boing, boing!!

  24. hyura says:

    that’s the visual definition of happy.

  25. Marie says:

    Mama’s sure a beauty too! Just wanna squeeze her soft furry belly.

  26. minecritter says:

    @ The Big Gripe

    You are not the only one.

  27. Decca says:

    Holy hopping cuteness, Batman!

  28. cmjones1610 says:

    happy happy happy!

  29. carolina says:

    Now you know why I don’t eat lamb chops.
    I like my little lambs sproinging, not broiling!

    So sweet and innocent.

  30. siorghra says:

    Poor thing looks a little nervous to me. Let him out of the tiny cage! He just wants to sproing his sweet little way around a nice big field!

  31. MamaLana says:

    And what a lovely Mama. She’s a real beauty. Thanks for the hoppiness.

  32. Anita Magar says:

    Think of this little guy the next time you order a lambchop

  33. Kitty says:

    I saw this little guy at the Fair yesterday! He was sproinging around on top of poor Mama as she was laying down trying to get a little rest!

  34. Laura H says:

    @BigGripe – I don’t know about these sheep, obviously, but I go to state fairs in search of wool and fleeces. A lot of sheep these days are wool sheep, not meat sheep (and I don’t know why someone would bring a 2 day old sheep or a heavily pregnant ewe to a fair if they were going to be sold for meat. There’s not a really amazing cost-to-profit ratio, there). My guess is show or wool.

  35. joools says:

    At last, a visual demonstration of the expression, “Two shakes of a lamb’s tail”!
    P.S. Akid’lleativytoo, wouldn’t you?

  36. BStrange says:

    I like most that moment where Boingly McBouncersons looks ready to challenge mama, in all her behorned glory, to a headbutting match. :D

  37. Shadyman says:

    *seasick*

    That’s a lot of sproinging and faking-out of the cameraman. Maybe he should have just given up and zoomed out a bit?

    /Just saying

  38. Theresa says:

    Erm thanks. :roll:

  39. Lux says:

    @19 feefifoto
    LOL

    I could snooze with that little lamb. Except I’d probably get sproinged on. Buuut I might not mind :)

  40. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    Theresa: pretty much my thoughts as well.

  41. pyrit says:

    Ooh! It is flitting around after the sunbeams, like a moth!

  42. (the original) Mel says:

    The cutest way to get seasick.

  43. Blossom says:

    @ The Big Gripe I’m afraid that was my first thought. Utterly adorable little lamb but its fate is probably very sad.

  44. Hon Glad says:

    Sproing time for lambies at country fairs.

  45. Marie says:

    Same here Carolina! :D

    Not saying I’m a saint or anything, but I’ve never tasted lamb and neveh will! You’re safe with me bouncy lambers.

  46. Matahari says:

    @RR: I’m with you, I’m not feeling to gd after watching this vid …

  47. I love this blog, I read it every day!! :)

  48. LaurenJo says:

    Whoa… that was a little too “Blair Witch” for me… where’s my Dramamine?
    Adorable, though…

  49. Wolfie says:

    That sounds like a very public place… and seems like a rather small enclosure. It makes me sad that this is the only place that people would get to see farm animals. And sad for the animals for being cooped up and surrounded by people like that. I’m so used to seeing sheep roam free in large fields around here… :(

    But to end on a positive note, WHAT A BOINGY LITTLE CUTIE!

  50. Wolfie says:

    (oops, if I’d read the intro I would have known it was a fair — doh!)

  51. Laura says:

    Ah, so THAT’S how long “two shakes of a lamb’s tail” is!

  52. Naturalady says:

    Anita, some lamb-ees sproing so you can have feel-goodness, some lamb-ees broil so I can have taste-goodness. I love both kinds of lamb-ees. I too hope that little lamb-ee at the fair gets a large lovely pasture to run in when it gets home.

  53. Kevin says:

    Meg,
    I can’t think of a better place to wish you a very
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    /Kevin

  54. skippymom says:

    I was going to be all boo-hoo about needing a new post, but–is it really Meg’s birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEG!!!!!!!!!!!! (whispers: so, um, people, did we get her a present?)

  55. brinnann says:

    “i have a lovely denial helmet i don for moments like these.”

    Sharpy, you and I must shop at the same store. Or did you order yours over the internet?

    • Sharpy says:

      >>Sharpy, you and I must shop at the same store. Or did you order yours over the internet?

      oh no, the internets is a place filled with horrors! it’d be unpossible to stay in the land of unicorns and rainbows if i went there! how do you like yours? is it effective?

      i actually grew my own helmet–it looks a lot like my hair.

  56. pyrit says:

    And it looks like Meg gave everybody the day off!

    Tabby Birthday, Meg.

    • Sharpy says:

      >>And it looks like Meg gave everybody the day off!

      not me! and she can’t make me, either!

  57. MandyMo says:

    @BB/VA: Thankyouthankyou THANKYOU for the awesome RHPS reference. Now I’m singing it…and I like it. :)

  58. Happy Birthday Meg.♫♪♫♪

  59. skippymom says:

    Do you guys remember that wacky Farm Overload thing from Meg’s birthday last year? Wonder what they did for her this time around.

  60. pyrit says:

    @ skippymom – I remember!
    And nothing could outdoo-doo that!

  61. brinnann says:

    Oh, that’s a good idea, Sharpy! Did you use seeds to get it started? Well I bought the one with the handy invisiblity switch. That way I can wear it all the time and no one else knows! I do find that it works rather well.

  62. For those who missed it last year
    http://cuteoverload.com/2009/07/30/happy-birthday-meg/

  63. flutterbye says:

    Wee lil’ lamb is marked like a Holstein calf … absolutely anerable!

  64. Eris says:

    Last year’s Megmas was the best! Thanks for reminding me of it!

  65. Eris says:

    ….except I can’t find the photo album anymore :( And FarmOverload is gone :(

    …..cry…

  66. Fern says:

    Happy Birthday Meg,

    Thanks for all you’ve done to make this world a cuter, happier place!

  67. Queen of Squee says:

    OMG! The tail action! Too freakin’ cute!

    As for the fate of the livestock that are exhibited at the California State Fair like this cute little guy and his beautiful mama… I know that UC Davis, whose Animal Sciences department and School of Vet Med manage the Livestock Exhibit at the Fair every year, put a lot of effort into the animals. Depending on the breed of sheep they are, they could just be used for wool and breeding purposes and nothing else (except looking cute, obviously!). The campus *does* have a ‘meat lab’ but I don’t know for certain if the animals processed there are the same ones they keep on campus as a part of their research, hands-on work and educational purposes; or if they’re from local farmers who don’t have their own processing plants and are in cooperation with the school. I’m betting on the latter… I hope that’s some comfort to the people worried about the lovelies in the video :)

    The exhibit, really, is for the public to see what animal birthing is actually like, to ask questions about the animals and processes that the humans go through to ensure the health of the animals; in return, the students get a lot of hands-on experience in a controlled but very real setting. Farmers who are participating in the fair often go to the students and faculty managing the exhibit to further care for the livestock they’ve brought.

    I could keep rambling on about the awesome things my alma mater (go Aggies!!) does in the field of agriculture, livestock and animal sciences… I mean, what other university offers “Tractor Driving” and “Cow Milking” as curricular classes?

  68. Deb says:

    for Martha in Washington…I agree with you..
    The sheep & goats are the reason I go to the Mn State Fair. Well, the horses too, but primarily for those little goomers. They have such quirky personalities.

  69. Queen of Dork says:

    1) Happy Birthday, Meg!!
    2) The line, “2 yr old Sproingy McUnpredictablesons” TOTALLY CRACKED ME UP!

  70. BStrange says:

    Hoppy Birthday to Meg,
    Hoppy Birthday to Meg!
    Hoppy Biiiiiirthday and lots of lamb-ies,
    Hoppy birthday toooooo MEG! *toots party horn, then gives it to Lamby mcHops as a hat*

  71. Queen of Dork says:

    *waves* Hi BStrange!

  72. ash says:

    Anita Magar 07.29.10 at 3:42 pm

    Exactly! Before I became veggie terrain one of my favorite sandwiches was the Gyro. The man told me it was part Lamb and part Beef. I immediately said NOT eating that ever again, and then I quit eating all the rest of them too. I don’t know what I thought the Gyro was!

  73. BStrange says:

    You know, now that I think about it, maybe he’s just playing charades! he’s probably thinking “Popcorn in a popper, darn it, popcorn in a popper! Oh, they did NOT just say “drunken cricket” for the third time.”

    *wave wave wave* Hi QoD!

  74. Wolfie says:

    Oooh, happy birthday Meg!!!! Hope it’s as sweet and happy as your site! :-D

  75. dogsleder says:

    Hi Queen of Squee. Thanks for your good post re the UCD Vet School, etc. Those of us here in Sacramento are sadly aware of this year’s incident with the “runaway” cow and her going-to-deliver-the-next-day calf. For those not local, I won’t expound except to say that neither survived and it seems to me that there could have been a very different outcome.

    I used to work at The Oregon Zoo and also worked for 2 years at the Vet Med Teaching Hospital in Davis. From those experiences, I came away with many mixed emotions/opinions about animals and public displays. And, of course, there are always at least two sides to every story.

  76. Susan says:

    Queen of Squee,
    Thank you for the post.

  77. dogsleder says:

    Just to clarify my post above, I’m referring to a cow who was being unloaded at the Livestock Nursery at the Calif. State Fair on July 27.