The Ironically Named Mrs. Peacock Witnessed Much at Tudor Mansion

I don’t care who you just killed with a wrench in the Billiard Room, Mrs. White, because I just walked in on Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet in the *ahem* Lounge, and quite frankly I’m gonna need to borrow that wrench to gouge my eyes out.

Game over, A.Q.F.L.! [Another of Ant’s Quality Foraged Links].



  1. Mel Drake says:

    *gasp* But that is the FISH fork.. you MONSTER!

  2. kenny_g says:

    Little TEEFS!

  3. * you mean “gouge my eyes out”

    quick make the change and then delete this comment NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Poker face kitteh knows when to fold ’em.

  5. @Billy – It’s our little secret.

  6. Hon Glad says:

    So that’s how you sharpen your claws, a tree is better.

  7. knittinkitten says:

    I luvs her and her little folded ears! Tooooo cute!

  8. I always wondered if Mrs. Peacock was Captain Peacock’s wife.

  9. murderous looks

  10. thedistractor says:

    Prongs, you’re awesome because you referenced the movie Clue. Miss Scarlett and Professor Plum were in fact “lounging” at one point in the movie. Though it was a ruse. Still, awesome.

  11. Heather and the Boston Terriers says:

    Scottish Folds are ALWAYS cute. Always.

  12. Bat-Snake says:

    I don’t think Mrs. White would want to know what her daughter was doing with Prof. Plum :/ .

  13. Kristie says:

    Clue reference!! YES.

  14. This is the picture you would find under *GASP* in the dictionary right?

  15. “dear god, you crossed your cutlery on your plate!”

  16. Kitty is all Gaspity Gasp;;; Oh the horror how could you..

    and it was the gun in the library with Colonel Mustard. Meanwhile Miss Scarlett was frolicking with Professor Plaum.. While Mr Green had a Daliance with Misses White.

  17. Metz Jinx! I want a chocolate bar instead of a coke please

  18. Too funny! I too am enjoying the Clue references.

    @TUM: I see that you are also an “Are You Being Served?” fan. Yippee!

  19. LOVE this! Especially the single tooth. Wicked awesome!!!

  20. Toof enhance!

  21. OH! 😯

  22. @ Berg & TUM

    Yay for Britcoms! Hyacinth Bucket (it’s pronounced Bouquet) is my hero!

  23. To make a long story short,

    Too late!

  24. Hey ! This is Simon’s cat !

  25. Decadent aristocrats don’t give a damn what the servants see. 😛 Comes the revolution . . .

  26. domanato says:

    lol Mrs. Peacock looks like she’s about to cry…

  27. Fis-kissen says:

    (with a scared old lady’s voice) “Oh dear, oh dear!! Be careful with that…. with that knife, dear!! Oooh…” 🙂

  28. victoreia says:

    “Is that what we had?”

  29. whitney says:

    This is why I need one!

  30. *gasp* that’s the olive, not the pickle fork!

  31. @kittyadventures AHERM, *points at time stamp & adjusts glasses to appear scholarly* Um NUH UH! 😉

    @Kearna: *GASP* You’re right! QUICK! Someone needs to shop in “Mow?” STAT!!!
    *falls over from all the gasping and aherming. crawls over to lay back down with melted bun*

  32. I don’t know about cute…that cat looks more concerned than anything else. I suppose b/c she just witness a murder…


  33. Sorry, I meant “witnessed.” Oops.

  34. little kitty underbite! I second the toof-hance!

  35. @ Metz 😀

  36. chanpon says:


  37. Michelle says:

    Awww poor little kitty looks like it has a deformed lower jaw? Or am I seeing things?

  38. Lorel J says:

    Prongs – Excellent commentary and hovertext. Heeeeeeeee!

  39. “This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable! You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs; every cook will tell you that!”
    “But look what happened to the cook!”

  40. This cat looks so worried… Waiting for her catch!!!

    Fish is all yours Mrs Peacock!! =D

  41. Looks more Mrs Norris to me.!

  42. That cat just dropped his monocle.

  43. lurkingsmirk says:

    Someone needs to give that kitty a string of pearls, so he can clutch them in shock and indignation!

  44. 😆 I never knew that a kitty could look so shocked 😆

  45. Looks like he is ready to cough up a hair ball

  46. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!XD

  47. Looks like he is ready to cough up a hair ball .. true