I don’t care who you just killed with a wrench in the Billiard Room, Mrs. White, because I just walked in on Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet in the *ahem* Lounge, and quite frankly I’m gonna need to borrow that wrench to gouge my eyes out.
Game over, A.Q.F.L.! [Another of Ant's Quality Foraged Links].
*gasp* But that is the FISH fork.. you MONSTER!
Little TEEFS!
* you mean “gouge my eyes out”
quick make the change and then delete this comment NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW
Poker face kitteh knows when to fold ‘em.
@Billy – It’s our little secret.
So that’s how you sharpen your claws, a tree is better.
I luvs her and her little folded ears! Tooooo cute!
I always wondered if Mrs. Peacock was Captain Peacock’s wife.
murderous looks
Prongs, you’re awesome because you referenced the movie Clue. Miss Scarlett and Professor Plum were in fact “lounging” at one point in the movie. Though it was a ruse. Still, awesome.
Scottish Folds are ALWAYS cute. Always.
I don’t think Mrs. White would want to know what her daughter was doing with Prof. Plum :/ .
Clue reference!! YES.
This is the picture you would find under *GASP* in the dictionary right?
“dear god, you crossed your cutlery on your plate!”
Kitty is all Gaspity Gasp;;; Oh the horror how could you..
and it was the gun in the library with Colonel Mustard. Meanwhile Miss Scarlett was frolicking with Professor Plaum.. While Mr Green had a Daliance with Misses White.
Metz Jinx! I want a chocolate bar instead of a coke please
Too funny! I too am enjoying the Clue references.
@TUM: I see that you are also an “Are You Being Served?” fan. Yippee!
LOVE this! Especially the single tooth. Wicked awesome!!!
Toof enhance!
OH!
@ Berg & TUM
Yay for Britcoms! Hyacinth Bucket (it’s pronounced Bouquet) is my hero!
To make a long story short,
Too late!
Hey ! This is Simon’s cat !
Decadent aristocrats don’t give a damn what the servants see.
Comes the revolution . . .
lol Mrs. Peacock looks like she’s about to cry…
(with a scared old lady’s voice) “Oh dear, oh dear!! Be careful with that…. with that knife, dear!! Oooh…”
“Is that what we had?”
This is why I need one!
*gasp* that’s the olive, not the pickle fork!
@kittyadventures AHERM, *points at time stamp & adjusts glasses to appear scholarly* Um NUH UH!
@Kearna: *GASP* You’re right! QUICK! Someone needs to shop in “Mow?” STAT!!!
*falls over from all the gasping and aherming. crawls over to lay back down with melted bun*
I don’t know about cute…that cat looks more concerned than anything else. I suppose b/c she just witness a murder…
–bossgripes.com
Sorry, I meant “witnessed.” Oops.
little kitty underbite! I second the toof-hance!
@ Metz
Awww poor little kitty looks like it has a deformed lower jaw? Or am I seeing things?
Prongs – Excellent commentary and hovertext. Heeeeeeeee!
“This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable! You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs; every cook will tell you that!”
“But look what happened to the cook!”
This cat looks so worried… Waiting for her catch!!!
Fish is all yours Mrs Peacock!! =D
Looks more Mrs Norris to me.!
That cat just dropped his monocle.
Someone needs to give that kitty a string of pearls, so he can clutch them in shock and indignation!
Looks like he is ready to cough up a hair ball
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!XD
Looks like he is ready to cough up a hair ball .. true ..lol