The Cat on the Flying Trapeze

He floats through the air, with the greatest of ease
The sleeping young cat on the phantom trapeze

He’s so great and graceful, whilst catching some Z’s
So give him a round of applause, if you please.

Says sender-inner Carol B.: “My new 12 week old kitten has been doing ballet in his sleep. His name is Monkey Pants. This has everything – jelly spine, kitten belly, elegant strayching. In some ways he’s even giving a wink to Marilyn Monroe’s famous nude on red satin.”

50 comments … read them below or add one

  1. amber says:

    What type of breed is this? I used to have a cat like this but then he died..we adopted him when I was young.

  2. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    w.w!

  3. Polly says:

    Monkey Pants? Best name for anything or anyone, EVAR. Congrats.

    Surely it’s only a matter of time before someone ‘Shops these onto a trapeze background, right?

  4. KC says:

    @amber – this is just an adorable domestic shorthair, whose color is called tabby and white. Great hovertexts!

  5. Hon Glad says:

    A beautiful Grande jette tours en’lair followed by a round turn and two half hitches ending in a honkshu.

  6. BStrange says:

    Pic 2, especially with the perfectly “cat” hovertext, is LETHALLY cute. Soft fluffy tummy, white cartoon-glove hindpaws, multicolored toebeans, upside-down catsmile and smooshed ears! Ded. *thud*

  7. Džejn says:

    OMG, do I see a smile on the last photo? :D

  8. O NO He/She/It DI-unt says:

    @ Hon Glad: A++++

    (I’ll email her QoD re the ballet bits…She won’t be able to see the pic until tonight, after she travailles tout la journee…..)

  9. chanpon says:

    I dare you to snorgle my belleh. I dare you!

  10. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    Awesome pictures of a very happy cat! Nothing beats kitty smiles… Unless they’re doggie smiles. :)

  11. Wow, very cute anime-ish eyes in the last photo. Very difficult not to pet the screen!

  12. O NO He/She/It DI-unt says:

    also
    BEEP!!!

    Beep!!!

    and furthermore, BBBeeeeePPP!!!!

    (I’m a sucka fer a kyoot kiTAE and I’ve been kittyless for lo, these past 4 yrs)

    Signed,
    Angsty.

  13. Kar says:

    How do you not snorgle attack that white soft belly?

  14. llism says:

    I’m hoping Carol B. is actually a Buffy fan and that’s where she got the name from.

    Oz: “The monkey’s the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? So I’m wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, ‘Hey, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.’ And, you know, the monkey’s just (French accent) ‘I mock you with my monkey pants.’ And then there’s a big coup at the zoo.”

    Read more: http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/line2.shtml#ixzz0tTNUv9Sg

  15. BenPanced says:

    What an annerable kittie smile!

  16. llism says:

    I’m hoping Carol B. is actually a Buffy fan and that’s where she got the name from.

    Oz, to Willow: “The monkey’s the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? So I’m wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, ‘Hey, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.’ And, you know, the monkey’s just (French accent) ‘I mock you with my monkey pants.’ And then there’s a big coup at the zoo.”

  17. Carol B says:

    omg – I’m so honored!!! This is my first original submeeshun. He really is as adorable as this – these pics actually capture it well.

    and EXCELLENT catch there Ilism! That is exactly what I was thinking. and he is – mocking everyone with his monkey pants.

    I’ve also just learned that Monkey likes to play fetch. The video evidence is a little darkly lit so I don’t know that it would get accepted. I’ll see if I can link to my FB post of it.

  18. Carol B says:

    maybe that will work?

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  20. Barbara says:

    My Monday morning is made.

  21. Kate says:

    MONKEY PANTS?!?

    welp, my day is done. Over. Teh Qte has asploded all over my PC screen and I’m renaming my kitteh asap.

  22. fft5305 says:

    Monkey Pants looks just like my Mister! I’ll have to let him know he’s got a little brother out there somewhere! (after he wakes up, of course…)

  23. hyura says:

    sweet.

  24. Jess says:

    I initially thought someone stole my cat and took compromising photos of her to put on CO!! This kitty has the exact same marking, down to the white paws and colored toe pads. Crazy!

  25. Elisha B. says:

    That is one happy kittie!!!! WWEEEEEE!!!!!!

  26. Holly says:

    Kitties are the best. The “I grant you permission to adore me” hovertext is spot on. This is the pose my kitties always take when I tell them how beautiful they are. Like, “Yes, I am beautiful. Now, take a look at this. My grace is unparalleled.” They’re too much!

  27. Julie says:

    I thought my cat was the only cat to sleep in the “reverse curl” position until I saw these pics.

  28. Heather says:

    Monkey Pants. Best. Name. EVEERRRR!!!

  29. jujube says:

    Smiley face is obviously getting a standing ovation for his daredevil trapeze feats. (At least, in his dreams.)

  30. MM says:

    Wow! I often call my dog “Monkey Pants” (although that is not his name).

    I have seen that Buffy ep, long ago, but I didn’t consciously think of it when I started calling him that. I might have been subconsciously channeling it, though. Monkey Pants is the best name ever. Especially for mischevious creatures with fuzzy pantaloons.

  31. Lisa says:

    I just AWWWWW-ed so loud, my coworkers had to come over for a looksie. ADORABLE.

  32. Theresa says:

    WAIT A MINUTE. How did I not see this yesterday? Did you sneak this in? (shaking finger at CO peeps).

  33. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Theresa: Sorry, due to a scheduling error, this post got positioned below an earlier post, instead of at the top of the stack.

  34. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ Theresa: see how *SCARY* your authoritative shaking finger is?
    IMMEDIATE ack-shun!!!!

  35. Theresa says:

    @Thanks NTMTOM! For a minute, I thought I was caught in– a TIME WARP!!!!

  36. TUM says:

    Aw! He’s a clone of my dear departed Steve – exact same markings, and exact same floppiness! She used to let me kiss her tummy when she laid around on her back.

    • Mod-in-Training says:

      [can i just give one dewclaw's up for cross gender human nomenclature for "Steve?"

      --M.i.T.]

  37. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    (“just a twist to the left….”)

  38. Noelegy says:

    As I’m sure you’re aware, cats may have names which are not their Names. Yes, I’m a fan of T.S. Eliot. Anyhoo, my Philo has been known as “Kittenpants” almost from his entrance into our household, although that’s even morphed into “Philo Pants” or “Baby Pants” if I’m feeling particularly sappy.

    So “Monkey Pants” was a win even without the “Buffy” reference, but with it, it’s splendiferous!

  39. Noelegy says:

    P.S. Sometimes it’s, “Hey Philo, how’s your pants?” I’m pathetic, I know.

  40. victoreia says:

    Oh, good, I’m not the only one wondering how I missed this…..

    And why oh why [sigh] won’t my Ezri girl let me come close when she’s positioned like that?!??!!? It’s not like I pounce for uncontrollable snorgle…..oh wait….never mind!

  41. victoreia says:

    I’m fairly certain that last expression is a smirk…..wonder how much tuna he scarfed….

  42. Carol B says:

    @noelegy – I agree that cats have many names (of which only a few may be revealed to us). Monkey’s full name is: Monsieur Monkey Pants Elliot Elevensies. His sister (who is pouting over Monkey’s sudden fame and adulation) is Mademoiselle Pixie Stardust Twinkle-Toes.

  43. Teresa says:

    :lol: AWW :lol: What a name “Monkey Pants” to give to such a sweet little kitty, Carol B :lol: I also have to laugh at “Pixie Stardust Twinkle-Toes” :lol:

  44. Tammers says:

    Carol B., I am ridiculously pleased that you have paid tribute to not only Buffy but LOTR in the naming of your fluffy friend. I only wish I had been more creative in the naming of my four legged kids. You rock!!! :)

  45. jibbers says:

    That first pic is so graceful. What a beauty! And the name…oh that name! WHY oh WHY did I not name one of my cats that?!?!

  46. ooie smith says:

    Mr. Monkeypants is beautiful and obviously clever and deserves to be posted at the top. I almost missed Monkeypants!

  47. Kristabelle says:

    Pictures like these REALLLLLLLY make me wish I were not allergic to the kitties. What a sweetie! I am sure Miss Pixie Stardust is just as adorable, as well. :D

  48. victoreia says:

    Just looked at this again, and suddenly I was hearing the Beatles’ “Twist and Shout”…..

  49. gailllc says:

    Hobbes, napping, just before Calvin shows up.