The Fur Comes with an Elastic Waistband

by Prongs on July 7, 2010

Betty! Fetch my muumuu! I gotta roll myself to the TV to catch “Judge Judy”!

Moo, Tina K.

{ 39 comments }

1 Martha in Washington 07.07.10 at 2:58 pm

She’s just retaining water is all. And maybe retaining that plateful of nachos, and the donuts and the sub sandwich and …

2 nads 07.07.10 at 3:03 pm

” I wash mahself with a rag on a stick”

3 Kat 07.07.10 at 3:05 pm

This definitely needs to be filed under “blorp.”

4 Hon Glad 07.07.10 at 3:15 pm

Please, I’m taking a bath, is here no privacy in this house.

5 Theresa 07.07.10 at 3:19 pm

Hey, don’t be dissin’ Judge Judy. And “um” is not an answer!!!

6 Gigi 07.07.10 at 3:28 pm

PLEASE do NOT offer this guy a “wafer-thin mint” I think his name is Mr. Creosote!

7 O NO He/she/it DI-unt!!! 07.07.10 at 3:33 pm

DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THE TAG “I’m going to eat everything???????”

chortle. giggle.snerk.laugh. guffaw.

Signed,
HAR dee HAR HAR

aka Laurel and HAR-dy
(get it???? HAR-dy???? snerk)

8 meggy 07.07.10 at 3:39 pm

Does anyone else think the octopus who predicts the world cup winners is kinda cute?

9 Berg 07.07.10 at 3:46 pm

@ O NO: I too noticed the tag and laughed aloud. This kitteh is currently the only one in that category… Perhaps my chubby cat Henry could join her? I shall submit a photo and see.

Love the teeny pink tongue on this cutie. And I (gently) poke the round belleh.

10 hyura 07.07.10 at 3:48 pm

heh heh. the kitty is so comfortable.

11 Manny 07.07.10 at 4:03 pm

I wish my cat wasn’t fatter than this one.. I reeeeeeeally do….

12 victoreia 07.07.10 at 4:04 pm

If only my guttulance was that cute….. [sigh]

13 kibblenibble 07.07.10 at 4:08 pm

I don’t think this kitty is fat. He/she is just sitting in an awkward posishe. Better posture will improve your figure, kitty! *gently rubs tum for good luck*

14 knittinkitten 07.07.10 at 4:14 pm

I’m with kibblenibble! Kitteh just needs to sit in a more flattering way. Especially around company! Love the teeeny pink tongue!

15 Koalabearkiki 07.07.10 at 4:26 pm

This is a really cute picture.

16 jeff 07.07.10 at 4:38 pm

You people are sooo cattty !!!

17 MamaLana 07.07.10 at 4:42 pm

Little jelly belly, sweet pink tongue-y.

18 Sar 07.07.10 at 5:49 pm

it’s NOT fat, it’s FLUFF :)

19 Laura 07.07.10 at 6:06 pm

I pretty sure this pudge puddy is saying “If you’re getting a snack, make mine bacon”.

20 Stacy 07.07.10 at 6:35 pm

I hate to admit my kitty has a SOOOO much bigger belly.

21 JohnnyJohnny 07.07.10 at 6:54 pm

“Where’s my SAPNX?!”

22 Sissy 07.07.10 at 7:13 pm

Oh, but this looks like my Frankie!!

23 browngrl 07.07.10 at 7:28 pm

OMG, that cat looks just exactly like my cat Miggles – even the pose is the same. I showed the Mig the picture – it might be his long lost sib afterall and his reaction was : continued to lick himself.

24 Coefficient 07.07.10 at 8:13 pm

Oh girl, not even an elastic band could salvage that.

25 BStrange 07.07.10 at 8:13 pm

“See this paw? *pause to lick* …Ah killed a man with this paw. Now, call me “plump” again, boy.”

26 Cat Training Forum 07.07.10 at 8:34 pm

A cat would never act so undignified. The camera must have been wrong, is all.

(My cat let me type this. And now she’ll let me feed her, since I’ve been good.)

27 Teresa 07.07.10 at 9:30 pm

:lol: The way that kitty is sitting allows he/she to cover his/her naughty bits :lol:

28 cheesybird 07.08.10 at 1:13 am

The look of annoyance on kitteh’s face says “stop taking pictures and bring me the remote!”

29 O NO He/She/It DI-unt 07.08.10 at 3:54 am

@ BStrange: :) :) :)

Signed,
“Do ya feel LUCKY, punk? DO YA?????”

30 earlybird1 07.08.10 at 4:12 am

No need for a privacy tail here; this cat’s got a privacy belleh!

31 Jessy 07.08.10 at 4:43 am

Awww, she looks like my Molly!

32 StormCat 07.08.10 at 5:04 am

@victoreia – I totally agree… My “fluffiness” isn’t near this cute…

My Sophie (AKA MeowCow) is bigger than this cutie… But my vet wuvs her anyway… First time I told her that Sophie’s nickname was MeowCow, she cracked up laughing… Now she won’t call her anything else!

33 Amy 07.08.10 at 6:39 am

I think the look on this cats face is the feline equivalent of flipping us off!

@Meggy…I don’t find octopi (I think that’s the plural) particularly cute, but I do find them pretty awesome and amazing…they’ve got a lot of smarts!

34 CutestOfTheWeb 07.08.10 at 8:33 am

That is one sassy kitteh!

35 The Big Gripe 07.08.10 at 10:57 am

He needs a little kitty loincloth…for privacies…
–bossgripes.com

36 binky-mama 07.08.10 at 7:03 pm

*pokes finger into guttulance*

37 andrea 07.08.10 at 9:32 pm

Stephen King: Survivor Type
lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers

38 Ray 07.09.10 at 3:20 pm

“yup, ‘jes hangin’ out… damn it’s hot out”

39 Lucy 07.12.10 at 9:16 am

Guttulance! Yummy hand- love it.

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