Alien: The Cute Version

“Who’s a cute little chest-burster? Who’s just the cutie-patootiest unstoppable hostile chest-bursting little life form? It’s you, yes it is! Yes — it — eee-yizz!”

Even Ripley wouldn’t believe it or not, Cheryl L.

Comments

  1. LOL, smart birdie

  2. Good for the bird, but all I’m thinking is ouch–those claws!

  3. wannadance says:

    yay, nomtom!!! you are my guy…dubs on you, no one else can have you!!
    no nuffer here…

    swooning over mike…

  4. chanpon says:

    Um, how and why did the bird learn to do that?

  5. He looks very proud of himself!

  6. paulajeanne says:

    Oh….my….gracious….golly….gee….whiz! All I could think was tickles, tickles!

  7. I’m not the biggest fan of the boobie obsession on this site – but when that birdie sticks his head through that hole and then pushes his way through – ADORABLE!!

  8. wannadance says:

    wonder why i keep falling victim to ‘you are being moderated coz you are such a creep’ and all.

    i am getting a COMPLEX…

  9. The leetle touch of orange on birdie’s head matches shirt perfectly:)

  10. Luffburds are the win!

    PEEEP!

  11. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @wannadance: Naw, that’s just because our system auto-moderates comments with certain words in them. A moderator will be along shortly to approve your comment. Sorry about that.

  12. starling says:

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!! *gasp* *faint*.

  13. PEEK! oops not quite … PEEK!

  14. 260Oakley says:

    Admiral Bird heads for the South Pole but is turned back by bad feather conditions.

  15. Malinki says:

    The look on birdy’s face at the very end, it’s all “I WIN!!!1!”

  16. Birdcage says:

    I like how some boids look like they are smiling.

  17. That’s just how kangaroo joeys do it– dive in headfirst, and turn themselves over.

  18. Claws! Ouch! beautiful bird though

  19. That was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on C.O. The way the bird peeks out of the lady’s blouse LOL!

  20. Awwww! My lovebird, Fred, also does this–he loves burrowing under clothes. And no, his claws never scratch at all!

  21. ViolaDeLesseps says:

    AH. DOR. A. BUHLS!!! What a sweety-head!!!

  22. sabby, that’s what i said, too!!! the last shot is the cutest. he looks up all like “hello!”

  23. Lucy's Mommeh says:

    Well, aren’t WE just all sorts of proud of ourselves? That just made me laugh out loud a couple of times….

  24. Cecelia says:

    Heeeeeeeeere we go again. Heh.

    The first “Hey, who turned out the lights?” chirp after immersion made me chuckle, but the sudden popout through the lower hole made me laugh out loud. Nicely done, all!

  25. Matchingks?

  26. OK…..so….I have to admit I am getting a little tired of all the “critters in boob” shots….I mean sorry its just not my thing I don’t think it is cute. But THAT was AWESOME!!!!

  27. awwwww! soo cute when he squirms like he’s almost getting stuck haha

  28. mintyheart says:

    nice pair!

  29. Oh such a big tweeter, peeps in peeps out!

  30. jennifer says:

    ooooooo …….. there should be a Birds and Boobs section on Cuteoverload to go with Cats’n racks.

  31. everett says:

    hahahahaha @ the hovertext!

  32. Awwwwwww says:

    I loved when he slid down the wall(?), that was such a neat trick! But my favorite part would be when he squirms to get up higher, it looks like he’s snuggling down!

  33. auntbaby says:

    just plain cute.

  34. My own peach faced love bird also used to do that. It’s just instinct for those curious parrots to nimbly climb into warm soft clothing like that. They are very soft and ticklish, and the claws don’t get you at all.

  35. I’ve heard of sweater puppies…but sweater birds? hmmmm

  36. wannadance says:

    mike, i don’t even know which word was so bad. no anatomy at all, declarations of love for you, but every one is,’
    the word ’nuffer’, so lets see if that’s it…

    okay, my complex is gone. i am such a dainty lil’ flare, ah tell yew..

  37. wannadance says:

    yep, that last one is the enema…

  38. wannadance says:

    how about birds in the bosom, and hams in the mams.

    what would be nice would be to stay away from slang terms…i sure don’t care but it’s easy to offend.

    dawgs en decolletage
    kitties en fichu
    ratties en chemise

    would it be ‘en’ or ‘dans’?

  39. leaves of cat grass says:

    peeeeeekaboo!

  40. wannadance says:

    my lord above: a peach-faced love bird.

    nothing could be more romantic and sweet for a lady love bird.
    what to call a guy love bird?
    a six-pack love bird consort?

  41. When that boidie PEEPED when he was inside her shirt, that was AWESOME. I LOL’d AT WORK!!! I watched it twice! Too cute!

  42. what’s that old saying? “A bird in the boobs is worth two in the bush?”

  43. wannadance says:

    alcix: hold on!!!

  44. MamaLana says:

    Oh, I watched it twice……thrice…….and laughed out loud each time. And then I saw @260Oakley’s comment and laughed a fourth time. LOL LOL LOL LOL

  45. That birdie has his act DOWN. So to speak. *ahem*
    However, I do think that particular bosom is a mannequin. Not that detracts from the cute, but it does account for why there were no “ow ow ow”s from birdie’s claws.

  46. wannadance: Ya know…that saying could be taken…erm a different way with this topic haha! not intentional xD

  47. I agree, he seems to have a special affinity for climbing into tops that really show off his colors. Matchink baby And no Mike, I can’t see you annoying anyone. Not really.

  48. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @Cait: I don’t think that’s a mannequin. At 0:18, her left arm moves. And while there weren’t any “ow”s, someone makes a sound at 0:26; that could be the woman getting tickled a little.

    Also, notice that the bird climbs up by grabbing the woman’s shirt, not the woman herself.

  49. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @Kar: If I refused to give it the “Matchinks” tag, would that annoy you? Would it, huh? Would it? Huh? Huh? Would it, huh?

    Oh, all right — “Matchinks” it is. ;)

  50. In space, no-one can hear you… tweet?

  51. My pet rats do pretty much the same thing. It’s very cute but I wish they wouldn’t, cause they scratch horribly.

  52. Chicks and T_ts!

  53. omg lol!!

    that must tickle

  54. anonymous coward says:

    @wannadance (sp?):

    your use of “en” is correct in this context.
    since we are mixing and matching languages “this moment” (ahem!), rules can be bent to make things work better.

    btw, i’ve seen this video before. and, yes, the bird does indeed look proud of himself.

  55. Ahahaha Birds n’ Racks XD so cuuuuute

  56. I have to wonder why they call this guy a lovebird, when he seems to be more of a do-anything-you-can-to-cop-a-feel-bird.

    So adorhabuls!

  57. fish biscuit says:

    Oh goody. More pets in people’s cleavage.

  58. That is one gorgeous rack.

  59. What would be the title of this, “Boobies and… boobies”?

  60. AuntieMame says:

    LOL, corianne! Naughty bird!

    I admit to being a leetle bit weary of this particular meme, but the birdy’s proud little PEEP-peep as he pushed his way through the blouse opening made me laugh out loud.

    (And NOMTOM’s hovertext is sublime, as usual.)

  61. What kind of bird is this? It’s so cute!

  62. Yay! Hooters ‘n’…erm, Hooters?

  63. woo-hoo!!! this one just made me giggle.

  64. Hooters ‘n’ Tweeters? :)

    My lovebird does the cleavage thing, too. He likes to be in warm, confined, safe places, like under a chin or down a shirt. The claws don’t hurt at all, but woe be to the hand that has the nerve to try and retrieve him!

  65. PEEKABOO! I also partook in LOL-ing. Very cute video.

  66. This is so cute but I am so confused about the physics going on here. It looks like the birdies are on a computer monitor, and then the birdy slides down some sort of pole which looks like it is attached to a…sink?? *boggled* Logistics!!

  67. Lol that was adorable. How on earth and WHY did the bird start doing that ehehe.

  68. OH I figured it out! Its a cabinet door with a mirror…isn’t it? And it is a sink!

  69. kibblenibble says:

    QTE! This makes me miss my little conure, Scout. He was into everything, and perpetually smiling, too. Birds are wonderful.

  70. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Shona, I think this is a bathroom. There’s a decorative lamp above the birds, and as the camera tilts down we see a sink and the lid of a toilet. If I’m right about all that, then I think the birds are perched on the mirrored door to the medicine cabinet.

  71. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Ah, I see you figured it out too, Shona. :)

  72. *victory dance*!

  73. That was amazing.

  74. Get thee to David Letterman’s show stat! He’ll love it!

  75. Tweet a boo!

  76. Nuff.

  77. Animals are cool says:

    What’s wrong with people? A woman is so desperate to be noticed that she’s putting animals in her bra to get attention? Stupid!!!

  78. So this is hilarious. I was sort of like “meh” about the whole thing until he CHIRPED from behind the shirt and then the cuteness just ramped up at an almost alarming rate. But I do have to say that, for the record, I am tickled to pieces by the “—- ‘n’ racks” category. I LOVE it, and it’s not for any pervy reason because I’m a straight lady. It’s just funny and sweet at the same time to see critters kicking back in a nice cozy niche like that, and there’s probably an element of living vicariously because I wish I had something cute at home that would snuggle up to me like that! (Husband, while cute, does not exactly count.) I’m glad people see the humor in this video even if they’re otherwise anti-boob, but I wish that humor could extend to some of the other postings that are no more offensive than this. That little bitty hammie snuggled into the not-so-little rack recently was totally funny and cute. It makes me wonder whether there’s a bias against larger cup size or something, because otherwise I’m not quite sure why this is okay but little ham/big mams is “gross” to some people. Oh, well…I get kind of grossed out by teeth, so I guess we all have our things. :)

  79. when are we going to get some man candy on this site? I don’t mind the lovely chests we have been witness to of late, but in all fairness- let’s have some shirtless men to even it out.

  80. @katie Yes, because trouser snakes & male cleavage will be a surefire hit! :p

    That being said, I see where you’re coming from but — speaking as a male (i.e. trying to sound more convincing than I am) — we are generally lacking in warm comfy areas where cute animals can cuddle up. Sure, we’ve got armpits. Hairy armpits. I think the whole “pitts-‘n-pits”category would grow old very quickly.

  81. Aww that birdie must be so soft! How cute when he pokes his head through the lower hole in the shirt!

  82. i volunteer to test the face-hugger!

  83. Not a mannequin, but those boobs ain’t real, either.

  84. Hon Glad says:

    Twitter amongst the titters.

  85. Oh sure…when I try to put my head down a woman’s shirt it’s pervy….but when a bird does the same thing it’s cute!! Double Standard!!

  86. Cheeky! And adorable. <3

  87. What a cute alien! I have the same shirt as that girl!

  88. Walking E says:

    Is it wrong that I just watched that video 73 times in a row?? ;-)

  89. Jason K says:

    I didn’t know the Tufted Titmouse was so colorful!

  90. The bird is adorable, but I gotta say there are way too many boobs on this website. I have nothing against breast themselves. Heck perky breasts can be “cute,” but they’re not cute the way animals are. I just don’t see how they fit into the general theme of CO.

  91. I wanna do what that bird did.

  92. @Alex, 89
    I think the general theme of CO is cute animals and humour. I don’t think clothed breasts (with animals) are particularly jarring in that context tbh. It doesn’t say anywhere that the site is kidsafe, worksafe or anything, and I find it odd when people assume it should be. This is just a blog for whatever the blog owners feel like blogging.
    Thanks for your comments on the kind of breasts you prefer though, which was totally relevant and not at all creepy. (Oops! Little sarcasm there.)

    aaaand back to the actual video, which was cute and that’s probably the happiest bird I’ve ever seen. Wonder if they trained it to do that.

  93. Cute, yes! But can he do Michigan J. Frog?

    “Oh no! Not again!”

  94. starling says:

    I vote we just stick a “OMGBEWBIES!1!!eleventy!!11″ tag on Beasts and Boobs and get it over with.

  95. I just hope that bird is cleavage-trained. Things could get messy.

  96. This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘a nesting pair’! ;)

  97. Rachael says:

    Love. It. I couldn’t have asked for a better way to start my day. The look on his face when he reaches his final destination is priceless.

  98. Hahah! How do you teach them these things? Or did it just happen all of sudden? HAHA

  99. Copperbat says:

    Friday win! I <3 loveburrds.

  100. “Wouldn’t believe it or not”? Semantics fail. :-P

  101. wannadance says:

    i love the singing alien…what is that: SNL or just random people? ‘check, please..

    also that is a song i sing to jasmine all the time, as she is shooting out of the room away from what she perceives to be a tractor beam to hell:

    hello my honey, hello my baby
    hello my RAGTIME CAT…

  102. Christy says:

    That was disturbingly awesome lol Especially since the bird goes in on its own. I’m usually pretty ‘blah’ about the boobie picks because the girls seem like attention harlets (CO probably won’t let me say the other word for harlet ).

  103. @ wannadance, it’s a scene from Spaceballs. :)

  104. Third Shift says:

    Why why why why why? So wrong. Tamanduas in rack. Red-ruff lemurs in rack. Christian the Lion — Get. In. Mah. Rack! Coming soon.

  105. so flippin’ adorable. It is really funny I laughed so hard lol!

  106. Erin R. says:

    Wow, those things are gorgeous.

  107. Natasha says:

    Ha – Cats & Racks has now become Birds & Boobs!!

  108. What’s with all the hatin’ on racks? Racks = cute, animals = cute, animals + racks FTW!

  109. Hello….I thought I established this last time. It’s Tweets ‘n Teats. lolz

  110. I guess that’s why they call them LOVEbirds!!!

  111. Me gonna try the same sequence on my gf tonight … first I descend from the top, then I go straight down, then I emerge between boobies!

    I have been driving her insane with all those “rack” tricks I learn from CO. Thanks CO. You are better than the kama-sutra.

    Hope she aint readin this!

  112. @Alex: there are b00b$ on this web site? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

    WHERE-0-WHERE? Puhleaze tellz me where?

  113. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    (resigned sigh regarding the Commentroversy Eternele)

    Whar’s mah Miyunt Joooolip?

  114. kayouko says:

    My female parakeets have always done this when they’re ready to start laying eggs. Nesting instincts! Any little crevice becomes very appealing. Here’s Beni climbing around inside my mom’s shirt:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/pixietricks#p/a/u/2/94HRKbjqBdA

  115. kayouko says:

    Oops, should have embedded it:

  116. NUFF said.

  117. skippymom says:

    Hey, “O NO”, where the heck have you been lately? (Not that I manage to read all the comments on all the posts, but I haven’t seen you around for quite a while.)

  118. Noodles says:

    Peek-a-boo! Adorable!

  119. So many great things in this video! From the first “b00bies spotted, prepare for attack!”, to the awesome slide down, to the head first assault (when i saw that i believed i had died and been reincarnated as a parrot!) with feet pointing in different angles. And that “head out of lower hole” was great too.

  120. aww adoralbe

  121. Madame X says:

    @kayouko…

    Is that a parakeet in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
    ;-)

  122. Paunchie says:

    LOL

    wheeee!

  123. wannadance says:

    kayouko: that was so wonderful, really cuter to me than a pic of a rack is that little baby crawling around in there…love the color of your tee, btw…

  124. CoconuCheez says:

    i love this video so much i keep coming back for more

    How do u train parakeets? I would love to have a couple lil (potty-trained) birdies fly around my apartment :D

  125. Becky, Bubba's mum says:

    How cute! This is an obviously well-trained little birdie. Darling.

  126. Hon Glad says:

    “O NO” Like Skippymom, I noticed your absence, and as they say absence makes the heart grow fonder. :)

  127. This is relevant to all my interests.

  128. No posts for today? Did CO run out of bewb videos/pictures?

  129. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    wow how nice.

    (O YES, it’s ME, O NO!!)

    ….the ANSWER is:
    ….bureaucracy & paperwork are threatening to consume every moment of me life presently.

    Move + housing subsidy + brother messed up my bank account = GAAAAAH!!!)

    (There are SOME rumors, that I might recur, more frequently in the CO neighborhood, after the Jax Housing Dept allows me to move my hiney & the rest of me, to a “deeeeeluxe apartment, in the sky -ie -ie”….within perhaps the next 45 days…..)

    One of my alltime & most-useful phrases (obeisances to Fats Waller)

    “One never knows, does one?”

    menny thanks to enny who aren’t entirely fed-up w/me.

    (yet)
    (*snerk* & grateful grin)

  130. Queen of Dork says:

    Maybe the CO staff are playing the Pacman game that Google has put up on it’s page. (I know I did for awhile).

  131. mintyheart says:

    to all the haters: how can you be anti-boob? I love the cats n racks category and every variation of it! nothing could be better than cute animals + a nice pair…

  132. Queen of Dork says:

    Umm. CO staff? You know I am just kidding around right? I meant to put a smiley face after my comment. Like this: :) I know you all have many things to do and I wasn’t trying to sound snarky or anything. (But I really was trying to play that game. I had forgotten how it works and kept getting smooshed by the ghosts).

  133. Cat Licking Air video is making me sad. He looks so helpless and forlorn and his people are laughing! Poor guy.

  134. Cute bird. Meh, breasts. Why not some “pets n poles”?

    Skips off to find out “Where’s Bee!?”

  135. Emily — to make up for it here’s an otter being tickled

  136. Ekajati says:

    I’m joining the “too many boobs here” group…. there ARE too many… it’s kind of boring already

  137. tomato.bandit.queen says:

    The owner has more videos of her amazing cleavage-diving lovebirds! I sent this to the CO stuff a bit ago but I suppose someone else beat me to the punch – oh, well. I’m just glad the birds got posted, they’re awesome!

  138. Yitzysmommie says:

    Tweets n teats

  139. Yitzysmommie says:

    Re the air licking kitty video – saw it on ICHC and had to comment there- that cat is having seizures and instead of laughing at it the owners should be headed to the vet ASAP.

  140. Paunchie says:

    Is that cat having a stroke?

  141. What? Too many boobs posts?
    So far this month, there were only 2 boobies posts. TWO. POSTS. One for a hammie and one for a boid. Out of many other cute anipals posts you can distract yourself with while waiting for ANOTHER anipal post that do not involve soft cushiony boobs.

    Now that I’m off my soapbox… this boid is going plaaaaces. Comfy, warm and soft places. And lady, that top you’re wearing is hella cute! I wonder where you got it?

  142. Yes, ‘gosh’ how DO they learn to do that? What next, birds or kitties or puppies or baby crocodiles, or pet pythons, how about tarantulas … (on a roll here) peeping cutely out of guys’ underpants? Calling Dr Freud …

  143. You know, people (well, men people) think boobs are all great and everything, but they don’t have to haul these things around all day, every day, now do they? They wouldn’t be so enamored of them if that were forced to do that.

    So, yea, too many boobs around here lately.

  144. Now that’s just sexual harassment. You should sue the pants off that bird. What a perv!

  145. temperance says:

    well, i’m gonna be contrary and suggest that CO puts up even MORE BOOBS posts. that’s right, people- i love looking at cute little animals cuddling a lady’s chest. i don’t think these women are desperate, attention seeking you-know-what’s. that is merely ‘projection’ on the part of the viewer. tiny animals and boobs go together like peanut butter and jelly- why can’t you see that?!

    and you know what? i love my boobs and i think every woman should love hers, too. yeah, mine are experiencing some gravity issues- so what?! aesthetically, breasts are truly beautiful things, whether big OR small, doesn’t matter. and, if one chooses to make them so, they also serve a functional purpose- how cool is that?!

    so, please. can we stop with all this titty hatred? it’s a super downer.

  146. Aww come on, what’s wrong with the ‘n’ racks stuff? (said as a straight woman)

    The thing is, the animals think of boobies as being lovely soft pillows to cuddle against, and their innocent enjoyment is adorable. What’s wrong with a picture of a baby kitty cuddling them while they sleep?

  147. Queen of Dork says:

    Well, I wasn’t even going to go here but when temperance said, “titty hatred” well, that cracked me up! My boobs are um…well, they’re just boobs I guess. They fed my daughter when she was an infant and now they’re done doing their job. I guess they’re still pretty but kind of useless now. They kind of just sit here on my chest wall I guess you could call it. They bobble and wobble when not in a bra and, I don’t know, I guess they’re just boobs. I’m old and my ovaries will be drying up pretty soon and my boobs are just these things on my chest that I’m used to. I don’t know….I’m just a happy person going through life checking out CO and having boobs on my chest I guess. I can’t wait for the “curse” to stop. Looking forward to that. That’ll be great. I don’t know. I don’t get the whole “yikes, boobs!” thing on here. And with that, I won’t talk about it anymore. It just seems like, huh?

  148. Catman Dude =^-.-^= says:

    I guess this gives guys a chance and excuse to gawk (squawk!) at women’s boobies.

  149. I’m a fan of my own boobs. Not interested in seeing others’.

  150. Lucy Loup-Garou says:

    The bird is plain CUTE, but I dunno about the headless woman…..

    Seriously, though, I’m with Temperance about the boobie-bashing; just because mine are pointing at my shoes these days, why should I hate Headless Woman because hers are still looking at the camera?
    Boobs are as much a fact of life as cute animals are.

  151. Just curious, why is not being boobie-enamored the same as boobie-bashing?
    I have not noticed one post (perhaps I missed it?) from anyone who said they hate breasts – merely that they do not find them particularly interesting or cute. I don’t find oatmeal particularly interesting or cute either but that hardly means I hate it.
    I might be tickled by one post of puppies playing in oatmeal, but if it were to become a recurrent theme I would get bored pretty quickly. Just saying.

  152. @Fuzzy
    Exactly!

  153. Lucy Loup-Garou says:

    @Fuzzy: Yes, it’s an overgeneralized figure of speech, kind of like saying that the site is boobie-obsessed. I should clarify that I really haven’t felt bombarded by gratuitous boob-shots on CO the way I did every time I was dragged to a popular film during the 1980’s. By comparison, this is hardly worth a comment. But that’s my opinion, and I should add that I haven’t visited the Cats n Racks section, and that’s probably cause I dislike the term “rack”.

  154. Rooanne says:

    OK peeps (pun intended) I must have a designer’s eye; the most significant thing I notice is how the birdie’s head matches ladies shirt!

  155. Uhh on nat first video the bird slid in so quick he must have been trained to do that I know that was a unpleasent experience

  156. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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