I’m a “glass is always half-full” kind of fella, so I feel pretty darn good about leaving him a little present here.
It took me a good two hours to MacGuyver that jigsaw into place using a complicated system of levers and pulleys made out of key chains, clothes line, and Q-Tips–not to mention the team of raccoons, live wires, and cotton candy it took to start the damn thing. And as it turns out, it takes “modifying” my owner’s perfectly good headboard to realize that woodpeckers really are idiots.
Lettin’ it all hang out while I watch my manly shows is just how I roll; I hope Gayle or JOHN TRA-VOOOOLLLLLLLTA is on.
Owner arrives home in two minutes – practicing my “where have you BEEN?!” look.
We know they love you, Hannah.