Hetty’s Hankerin’ for Hoagies Finally Catches up with Her

After losing her formerly svelte figure, Hetty begins to go through the stages of grief. First up: Denial.

What, the camera adds 10 pounds!

Before you anyone can say anything, the hoagies were made of grasshoppers, mealworms, baby food, tofu, and clover. Right, Hannah?



  1. ham-blorp

  2. 260Oakley says:

    You can’t handle the floof.

  3. chanpon says:

    Jabba the Ham. :s

  4. MsSpellingPolice says:

    *cough* I think you mean “formerly” 🙂

  5. I didn’t know hams could give rabbits such a run for their money in the Disapproval Stakes!

  6. SHe looks Hamtastic

  7. @MsSpellingPolice–I dunno, although I am formerly svelte myself, I do try to look svelte when dressing formally….;-)

    *boop* pugalicious noseses

  8. Prongs, the “muffin tops” tag is priceless. LOL.

  9. Dana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana…

    FAT HAM!

  10. Small beep on the nose.

  11. Hon Glad says:

    Ow about zer waifer thin mint.

  12. I want a hammy so bad. I live in Australia and hammies aren’t allowed here. D:


  14. I had a roborovski hamster, name: SPHERICAL~HAHA!!

  15. flutterbye says:

    Cheeky li’l ham!

  16. Mary (the first) says:

    OMG the hovertext! I had pb&banana sandwich coming out of my nose! (almost).

  17. dr. berthaservant says:

    hovertext FTW!!

  18. puzu123 says:

    I’m loving all the ham posts lately. I tried to get my hamster, Zuzu, to lay on her back in my hand, but she will have none of it!

  19. Hammie whiskers! Squeeeeee!

  20. This is the exact expression on my dwarf ham, when I photograph him. Big disapproval on a tiny, furry face.

  21. MandyMo says:

    *snort!* Renee Zellweger. Definite win.