Hetty’s Hankerin’ for Hoagies Finally Catches up with Her

After losing her formerly svelte figure, Hetty begins to go through the stages of grief. First up: Denial.

What, the camera adds 10 pounds!

Before you anyone can say anything, the hoagies were made of grasshoppers, mealworms, baby food, tofu, and clover. Right, Hannah?

21 comments … read them below or add one

  1. XZB says:

    ham-blorp

  2. 260Oakley says:

    You can’t handle the floof.

  3. chanpon says:

    Jabba the Ham. :s

  4. MsSpellingPolice says:

    *cough* I think you mean “formerly” :)

  5. pounce says:

    I didn’t know hams could give rabbits such a run for their money in the Disapproval Stakes!

  6. SHe looks Hamtastic

  7. KrisD says:

    @MsSpellingPolice–I dunno, although I am formerly svelte myself, I do try to look svelte when dressing formally….;-)

    *boop* pugalicious noseses

  8. Nikki says:

    Prongs, the “muffin tops” tag is priceless. LOL.

  9. katz says:

    Dana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana…

    FAT HAM!

  10. nismo says:

    Small beep on the nose.

  11. Hon Glad says:

    Ow about zer waifer thin mint.

  12. Rawr says:

    I want a hammy so bad. I live in Australia and hammies aren’t allowed here. D:

  13. T.U.M. says:

    EEEVIL HAMSTAR!

  14. Gledwood says:

    I had a roborovski hamster, name: SPHERICAL~HAHA!!

  15. flutterbye says:

    Cheeky li’l ham!

  16. Mary (the first) says:

    OMG the hovertext! I had pb&banana sandwich coming out of my nose! (almost).

  17. dr. berthaservant says:

    hovertext FTW!!

  18. puzu123 says:

    I’m loving all the ham posts lately. I tried to get my hamster, Zuzu, to lay on her back in my hand, but she will have none of it!

  19. PJ says:

    Hammie whiskers! Squeeeeee!

  20. Elanor says:

    This is the exact expression on my dwarf ham, when I photograph him. Big disapproval on a tiny, furry face.

  21. MandyMo says:

    *snort!* Renee Zellweger. Definite win.