The Ferret Dispenser’s Clogged Again…

It never fails: I put in my dollar, and what happens? When the stupid machine isn’t just taking my money and not giving me any ferret, it sends down two! Sheesh!

Now I have to walk all the way to Hannah P.’s office and get a refund slip.



  1. NTMTOM, your words are perfection.

  2. As you see the rare two headed ferrit is happy to climb into any tight spot for a quick nap

  3. trinlayk says:

    Oooh, I miss my ferret…
    I wouldn’t settle for a refund from Hannah P’s office, I’d make her unlock the vending machine and give me both of them. (Otherwise my bra will be unbalanced don’ cha know…)

  4. andi in NC says:

    *administers patented “hip bump” to the machine dislodging both ferrets and stealthly scampers away amazed by her good fortune*

  5. Lindsay says:

    Those are some adorable boop-able pink nosies.

  6. tracylee says:

    sooo seepy… I bet they’d be pissed to miss a nap just for some dude with a dollar. geez louise, people, how inconsiderate!

    on the other hand, it does remind me of the machines at the bowling alley where you can buy socks… (kneesocks, here, obvs.)

  7. tracylee says:

    edit: where you can buy *a pair of* socks

  8. 2(Beep!)

  9. I need this vending machine…

  10. Natalie says:

    @tracylee: I’ll admit I haven’t been bowling in a while, but I had no idea you could buy socks in a machine there!!!
    Also: What are these ferrets squished into? I do love a furry knee sock.

  11. 260Oakley says:

    Nothing’s better than a doubleheader on a Friday afternoon.

  12. fly'n bye says:

    Awww, dey look so innocent! Tube socks in a tube sock – a two-fer, no doubt plotting or dreaming about their next caper!

  13. fly'n bye says:

    Forgot to beep pwecious peenk noscicles!

  14. ScoutsMom says:

    BOGO – it’s a buy one/get one special promo. While supplies last, of course.

  15. Win.

  16. I am sure Third Technician A. J. Rimmer could unclog that for you.

  17. skippymom says:

    This is the picture in the dictionary next to the word “tie-tie”. That is a word, right?

  18. so cute! I will take two ferrets any day!

  19. DogEared says:

    BEEP. can’t let a Friday go by without beeping a nosicle.

  20. Justahannah says:

    Woo! This is a good surprise today, those are mine! What the pic doesn’t show are the third and fourth ferts clogged up behind those two… No refunds allowed 😛

  21. KatieKae says:

    double schnozzle requires a BEEP BEEP!

  22. Beep. Boop.

    Need I say more?

  23. Katrina says:

    Where is Fonzi when you need him? Eh!

  24. leaves of cat grass says:

    a small beep, beep, as not to wake.

  25. Scarleybelle says:

    Justahannah, you mustahava log-athrima to the beep-base 2 (*ees 4!)

  26. Hon Glad says:

    The cold drinks machine at work sometimes gives out two cans, at one vend. We,
    of course keep quiet, but when we get nothing, we complain. The engineer explained that if a can is dented, it sometimes sticks, the next person comes along and their can knocks the stuck one down and thats how you get two.No such luck with the chocolate machine 😦

  27. Nucleus says:

    Actually, if it’s OK with everybody, I’d like to give those noses a keeeeeeeess rather than a mere beep … OK?


  29. Kristina Noir says:

    cuddle pile!