It never fails: I put in my dollar, and what happens? When the stupid machine isn’t just taking my money and not giving me any ferret, it sends down two! Sheesh!
Now I have to walk all the way to Hannah P.’s office and get a refund slip.
The Ferret Dispenser’s Clogged Again…
May 7, 2010 By
NTMTOM, your words are perfection.
As you see the rare two headed ferrit is happy to climb into any tight spot for a quick nap
Oooh, I miss my ferret…
I wouldn’t settle for a refund from Hannah P’s office, I’d make her unlock the vending machine and give me both of them. (Otherwise my bra will be unbalanced don’ cha know…)
*administers patented “hip bump” to the machine dislodging both ferrets and stealthly scampers away amazed by her good fortune*
Those are some adorable boop-able pink nosies.
sooo seepy… I bet they’d be pissed to miss a nap just for some dude with a dollar. geez louise, people, how inconsiderate!
on the other hand, it does remind me of the machines at the bowling alley where you can buy socks… (kneesocks, here, obvs.)
edit: where you can buy *a pair of* socks
durr.
2(Beep!)
I need this vending machine…
@tracylee: I’ll admit I haven’t been bowling in a while, but I had no idea you could buy socks in a machine there!!!
Also: What are these ferrets squished into? I do love a furry knee sock.
Nothing’s better than a doubleheader on a Friday afternoon.
Awww, dey look so innocent! Tube socks in a tube sock – a two-fer, no doubt plotting or dreaming about their next caper!
Forgot to beep pwecious peenk noscicles!
BOGO – it’s a buy one/get one special promo. While supplies last, of course.
Win.
I am sure Third Technician A. J. Rimmer could unclog that for you.
This is the picture in the dictionary next to the word “tie-tie”. That is a word, right?
so cute! I will take two ferrets any day!
BEEP. can’t let a Friday go by without beeping a nosicle.
Woo! This is a good surprise today, those are mine! What the pic doesn’t show are the third and fourth ferts clogged up behind those two… No refunds allowed
double schnozzle requires a BEEP BEEP!
Beep. Boop.
Need I say more?
Where is Fonzi when you need him? Eh!
a small beep, beep, as not to wake.
Justahannah, you mustahava log-athrima to the beep-base 2 (*ees 4!)
The cold drinks machine at work sometimes gives out two cans, at one vend. We,
of course keep quiet, but when we get nothing, we complain. The engineer explained that if a can is dented, it sometimes sticks, the next person comes along and their can knocks the stuck one down and thats how you get two.No such luck with the chocolate machine
Actually, if it’s OK with everybody, I’d like to give those noses a keeeeeeeess rather than a mere beep … OK?
LIKE THIS
cuddle pile!