Man, German Cat Trainers are All Business

Geet your mind out of the guhtter! Thees ees a test of strength! My Uncle Hans taught me thees treek, and believe you me, if you wants to be a weight leefter, you will learn to beench press a fellow feline! Now leeeft, dammit, leeeft!

Not safe for work, Matthew H.



  1. That’s either incredible toe floof or the “trainer” is taunting the “trainee” with a feather toy.

    “You canneut even leeft a fither!”

  2. tammy. says:

    are they related? so adorable! i don’t think that i would ever find my kitties in such a compromising position….

  3. edmundh says:

    It’s a new species – catopus (or a James Bond movie – Octopussy).

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Cat on top asks: “Who you calling a dumbbell?”
    Also, they don’t have a spotter. Where’s a leopard when you need one?

  5. rorschach says:

    Top Cat: “Yeaaaaaaaaah, right about here feels good. Ahhhhhhh…”


  6. Minnie says:

    Can we have a fanghance please?

  7. Mudbug says:

    What ? Nobody called matchinks yet ?

  8. Uncle… Uncle… I said Uncle…. Get off already!

  9. That is hysterical! The hovertext totally cracked me up, as did the oh so smug expression on the top kitty’s face.

  10. violet says:

    My space photo comes back to haunt the Kitteh on the bottom.

  11. Look at the fangitude of the cat on the bottom!!

    Top cat looks quite pleased with himself.

  12. The expressions really crack me up here.

  13. tracylee says:

    what’s the big deal? kitteh just wants to pump (clap) heem up

  14. That’s Max (bottom) and Wilbur (top) and they are brothers….I walked in and there they were. Grabbed my cell phone and got the picture!

  15. I second the call for a fanghance.

  16. fly'n bye says:

    I’m with Minnie for fanghance! That mouf is a riot!

  17. Katrina says:

    Oh, those fangs, chuckle, chuckle…Fanghance, puuuuurrrrrrrretty please?

  18. Matthew, I still want to know what’s in that paw. I hope that they’re not tearing each other’s hair out!

  19. This is Catnus the pet of the Roman God Janus!

  20. sweaver says:

    “They’re going to pahmp……you ahp.”

  21. marthava says:

    omg. This is just too freaking funny. lololol

  22. seemply deeleeshous.
    Kar : that has to be a feather toy

  23. @Matthew H: Max and Wilbur are gorgeous! And I salute your quick thinking in getting this most excellent photo of them.

  24. Natalie says:

    Too cute! And for those asking, some of those kitty condos come with built-in dangly toys, so I would guess that’s what’s dangling behind Wilbur’s paw.

  25. I’d wish my kitties could do that!! hehe

  26. ScoutsMom says:

    Bottom kitty seems to be thinking “Why are you taking a picture instead of helping me? Get this meowcow off of me. NOW!”

  27. Ten toes up
    and ten toes down!!


  28. pounce says:

    Top Cat: Oh yeah … I’m the coolest.

  29. Peanutcat says:


  30. MoonCatty says:

    I can haz jawz of lifes?

  31. Natalie says:

    @ScoutsMom: “meowcow” bwahahahahha! I’m totally using that when I get home.

  32. Ok, somebody needs to flip this. The results are freakin’ hilarious.

  33. @Matthew H, Awesome! It’s like a topsy-turvy! Or the picture on a playing card.

  34. fly'n bye says:

    @sweaver, LOL SNL reference!

  35. chanpon says:

    Kitty helix! Have we unraveled the mysteries of kitty DNA?

  36. domanato says:

    ha these cats are definitely getting it on….hey if you think this is unsafe for work, check out this dog being unsuccessful in doing the deed: At least those cats got some….

  37. Kar, That is a cat toy with feathers that hang from the cat tree. It’s just the angle of the picture.

  38. @Matthew H – You have a cat called Wilbur! We also had a very special cat called Wilbur who blessed us for nearly 18 years – it’s a great name and will always bring back great memories

    And great timing to walk in and be able to get this shot!

  39. Hon Glad says:

    “Oh hai your back early” comment with thanks to LOL cats.

  40. rubber duck says:

    Oooooo, how wonderfully naughty!

  41. @ Gigi. LOL. What appropriateness.

  42. LOL

    For real.

    That’s all I have to say.


  43. Not that Bob, the other Bob says:

    I believe this position is noted in the Katra Sutra.

  44. Trixie says:

    The “bottom” cat looks so CAUGHT

  45. Love this! Love the fangs hanging out on bottom kitty!

  46. Matthew’s link = “You 404’d it. Gnarly, dude.”

  47. Hans und Franz are here to pump you up!

  48. PLATZ!!!!

  49. Thanks for the great comments!!! Max & Wilbur are happy!

  50. I highly recommend rotating the image to see Bottom cat’s expression. 😀

  51. NT Mel says:

    Top Cat: hehe…pwn’d

  52. kibblenibble says:

    gryt: I did that. You are right! LOL. Doing so also made me think that part of the reason we see so much of his fangs is that gravity is pulling his lips down. 😆

  53. I think this is really some guerilla marketing for the next season of True Blood. Way to promote the Qte, HBO!

  54. Noelegy says:

    Figures Theresa would beat me to it… 🙂

  55. @Matthew H 😆 Your two kitties, Max and Wilbur, look so cute and funny at the same time laying like that 😆

  56. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Yep. My brothers did that to each other too.

  57. You should totally flip that picture vertically!
    It’s even better that way 🙂

  58. Ok, somebody needs to flip this

  59. I thought YOU locked the door??????????????

  60. They are absolutely adorable!! Pictures like this one are what make great puzzles and wonderful posters.

  61. Oh I wish my baby cats would get along so lovingly. Those two are simply adorable!

  62. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    KITTY PORN!! =^..^=

  63. Jacquie says:

    Top cat to bottom cat “I nailed you…beat that!