He Got Game…Until His Ma Showed

Hey, Sweets. I like you; you like me. I’d like to take you to a movie…

Oh. Well, I think that’s R-Rated, so my Ma is going to have to come with us…

That’s gonna be one long date, Dr. Mary .



  1. I’ll go with you, little guy! And the popcorn’s on me…

  2. Malinki says:

    You look MAHvehlous!

  3. Bedroom eyes!

  4. Aww, I would go out with heem.

  5. Yeah, you got game. You’re such a sweetie, I wouldn’t mind a chaperone. There’s just nothing like a cria.

  6. AuntieMame says:

    Alpaca lunch. LOL!

  7. mikeyfur says:

    Get a load of that little self-confident smile. He’s irrestible, and he knows it!

  8. Llama Llips!!!!!!

    Ok, so he’s an alpaca…he still has llama llips. 😉

  9. so smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. I used to date a guy just like this! I should facebook him……

  11. I’m too sexy for my wool too sexy for my wool
    So sexy it hurts

  12. tracylee says:

    oh how cute is he!
    LL Cool P

    ladies love cool ‘paca

  13. Hon Glad says:

    Yeh Ma, Darlenes a hostess at a really classy club, it’s called “Whip and Tit”
    She says she’s there to make customers happy, I guess she tells jokes or
    something, but she’s never told me one.

  14. LovesDogs says:

    Llove the llips! SMOOCH!

  15. LovesDogs says:

    The chinnie-chin-chin is quite delectable, too.

  16. Melissa says:

    He knows he’s cute.
    Look at the smug!;D
    Those leeeeps!

  17. Very cute and ………………!!

  18. @Queen of Dork, ATTENTION ATTENTION

    I know you won’t join us for a few hours, but I am putting this down for you before I forget. I went upstairs a few minutes ago, and saw Dante, meatloafing on my bed, positioned right in the middle of a pillow, like a pedestal, with such an unbelievably cheesy, smug “Worship me” look on his face. I had to go right to him and smooch his head about a dozen times. 😛

  19. Too ridiculously cute! Reminds me of my cat, oddly enough.

  20. Maybe they could go see Al Pacino?

    (Get it?)

  21. This one will be lots of trouble when he gets out of elementary school. 🙂

  22. Katrina says:

    Sooo cute!

  23. MamaLana says:

    Oooooooh cuuuuutie patoooootie!!

  24. Saffron says:

    I am keeelled DED by that smile.

  25. MoonCatty says:

    Is this an Alpaca practicing a sheepish grin?

    Oh babeeee!

  26. Awwww!

  27. too cute. and so white!!

  28. Lucy's Mommeh says:

    I dunno why, it just looks WEIRD to me…

  29. kokobutterbuns says:

    What a smooth operator!

  30. N. Fritz says:

    Danny Zuko, eat your heart out!

  31. chanpon says:

    Sneering alpaca..

  32. silentk says:

    [NTMTOM deftly heads off 260Oakley via hovertext…]

  33. Where is 260Oakley?

  34. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @ silentk: Thanks for catching the pun, but I can’t take credit. Sarah (aka Prongs) wrote this post, hovertext and all.

  35. Trixie says:

    When I was 10, I went on a “date” with a boy in my class (and his mom) to see the really horrible movie Operation Dumbo Drop. Thanks for making me re-live this memory!!!

  36. Carolyn says:

    If you look “coy” up in the dictionary, there’s a picture of him.

  37. Hey Bebe Gil, I like to take you to the mooooovie shorty, wanna come to the moooovie wit me?

  38. silentk says:

    Oops, read the credits wrong. Way to pun, Prongs!

  39. JUSTIN BIEBER?!?! Who turned you into a llama?!? I hope this is just for a live action version of Emperor’s New Groove.

  40. Hon Glad says:

    Colt – I looked at your atavar before I read your name, I’m afraid I read it as Clot. 😦

  41. ROTFL-Alpaca lunch! That is one impish looking little guy there.

  42. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    (waving across the wherever)

    Heya, Theresa: I shall attempt to telegraph her Wondrous (non) Dorkiness, to said worship session. I hope thngs am groovy, over by your way!!!

  43. bahahahahahahah baaaaa …amazing!!