He Got Game…Until His Ma Showed

Hey, Sweets. I like you; you like me. I’d like to take you to a movie…

Oh. Well, I think that’s R-Rated, so my Ma is going to have to come with us…

That’s gonna be one long date, Dr. Mary .

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Berg says:

    I’ll go with you, little guy! And the popcorn’s on me…

  2. Malinki says:

    You look MAHvehlous!

  3. Theresa says:

    Bedroom eyes!

  4. XZB says:

    Aww, I would go out with heem.

  5. debg says:

    Yeah, you got game. You’re such a sweetie, I wouldn’t mind a chaperone. There’s just nothing like a cria.

  6. AuntieMame says:

    Alpaca lunch. LOL!

  7. mikeyfur says:

    Get a load of that little self-confident smile. He’s irrestible, and he knows it!

  8. Mandy says:

    Llama Llips!!!!!!

    Ok, so he’s an alpaca…he still has llama llips. ;)

  9. Iris says:

    so smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Itsme says:

    I used to date a guy just like this! I should facebook him……

  11. gizmo says:

    I’m too sexy for my wool too sexy for my wool
    So sexy it hurts

  12. tracylee says:

    oh how cute is he!
    LL Cool P

    ladies love cool ‘paca

  13. Hon Glad says:

    Yeh Ma, Darlenes a hostess at a really classy club, it’s called “Whip and Tit”
    She says she’s there to make customers happy, I guess she tells jokes or
    something, but she’s never told me one.

  14. LovesDogs says:

    Llove the llips! SMOOCH!

  15. LovesDogs says:

    The chinnie-chin-chin is quite delectable, too.

  16. Melissa says:

    He knows he’s cute.
    Look at the smug!;D
    Those leeeeps!

  17. jhsketch says:

    Very cute and ………………!!

  18. Theresa says:

    @Queen of Dork, ATTENTION ATTENTION

    I know you won’t join us for a few hours, but I am putting this down for you before I forget. I went upstairs a few minutes ago, and saw Dante, meatloafing on my bed, positioned right in the middle of a pillow, like a pedestal, with such an unbelievably cheesy, smug “Worship me” look on his face. I had to go right to him and smooch his head about a dozen times. :P

  19. Pets Adviser says:

    Too ridiculously cute! Reminds me of my cat, oddly enough.

  20. Jo says:

    Maybe they could go see Al Pacino?

    (Get it?)

  21. violet says:

    This one will be lots of trouble when he gets out of elementary school. :)

  22. Katrina says:

    Sooo cute!

  23. MamaLana says:

    Oooooooh cuuuuutie patoooootie!!

  24. Saffron says:

    I am keeelled DED by that smile.

  25. MoonCatty says:

    Is this an Alpaca practicing a sheepish grin?

    Oh babeeee!

  26. rreagler says:

    Awwww!

  27. Wend says:

    too cute. and so white!!

  28. Lucy's Mommeh says:

    I dunno why, it just looks WEIRD to me…

  29. kokobutterbuns says:

    What a smooth operator!

  30. N. Fritz says:

    Danny Zuko, eat your heart out!

  31. chanpon says:

    Sneering alpaca..

  32. silentk says:

    [NTMTOM deftly heads off 260Oakley via hovertext...]

  33. Theresa says:

    Where is 260Oakley?

  34. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @ silentk: Thanks for catching the pun, but I can’t take credit. Sarah (aka Prongs) wrote this post, hovertext and all.

  35. Trixie says:

    When I was 10, I went on a “date” with a boy in my class (and his mom) to see the really horrible movie Operation Dumbo Drop. Thanks for making me re-live this memory!!!

  36. Carolyn says:

    If you look “coy” up in the dictionary, there’s a picture of him.

  37. Colt says:

    Hey Bebe Gil, I like to take you to the mooooovie shorty, wanna come to the moooovie wit me?

  38. silentk says:

    Oops, read the credits wrong. Way to pun, Prongs!

  39. Anne says:

    JUSTIN BIEBER?!?! Who turned you into a llama?!? I hope this is just for a live action version of Emperor’s New Groove.

  40. Hon Glad says:

    Colt – I looked at your atavar before I read your name, I’m afraid I read it as Clot. :(

  41. ROTFL-Alpaca lunch! That is one impish looking little guy there.

  42. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    (waving across the wherever)

    Heya, Theresa: I shall attempt to telegraph her Wondrous (non) Dorkiness, to said worship session. I hope thngs am groovy, over by your way!!!

  43. bahahahahahahah baaaaa …amazing!!