This Just In: Fake ‘Brows for Birds

I don’t know…I feel like I’m walking a fine line between street thug who’s about to steal your seed and mysterious hunk who asks you to join him for a nightcap.

Also makes for a fine fake mustache for hamsters, Sayaka C.



  1. cute bird!

  2. That is some serious Groucho channeling

  3. fly'n bye says:

    Not so lovely with that look!

  4. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    That’s the most ridiculous boid I’ve ever hoid!

  5. Very rakish.

  6. One night I found a bird with my eyebrows… what he was doing with my eyebrows, I’ll never know.

    … wait, that doesn’t translate so well….

    I don’t want to belong with any bird that will accept me as a member!

    … getting there…

    Outside of a bird, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a bird it’s too dark to read.


  7. Where is the brow-hance? Please.

  8. He stole that eye brow from Spock!

  9. That’s Spock from Star Trek not the baby doctor.

  10. Nyahahahahahah! 😛

  11. I think it gives him kind of a rakish look. 🙂

  12. OK that’s kinda dumb.

    Pretty colored bird though!

  13. victoreia says:

    @Gigi: LOL! I’m told I scolded a woman once for calling Spock Doctor, when he was a Mister! (Of course, I was six at the time, and didn’t know there was some baby doctor named after my favorite Vulcan….)

  14. domanato says:

    haha yea…now that parrot looks like Sylvester Stallone lmao, with that dark and brooding look to attract plenty of mates 😉 Here is another parrot named “Einstein” on Animal Planet that can imitate every kind of sound you can think of and answers your questions, bet it’s smarter than you:

  15. Looks worth about two in the bush.

  16. domanato says:

    @sprock what do you value more, looks or wits or riches, even in bird? 😀

  17. thats….odd

  18. It’s Rock Lee from Naruto!

  19. Makayla the cutest thing i ever seen cute!!!!!!
    Christina ow my good so cutest!!!!!!

  20. Am I the only one who thought that was staple in the birds head??! I almost had a heart attack for the little guy. I guess I glanced at it thinking he was at the vet. Anyway, thank GOD it’s not. I almost choked on my coffee…

    Freak out aside…that’s an adorable bird! I love his little bashful smile 🙂

  21. Steal your seed… heehee. snorf. snigger. ((off to the snickering lounge))

  22. @NTMTOM: Why a four-year-old child could understand this posting! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it!

  23. PS: Go, and never darken my towels again!

  24. @Cashew, I’ll join you. Stealing seed, snerk!

  25. @Rachael: yes, I totally thought the same thing; which begs the question:
    Wut izzit???; how does it stay there without sliding into the birdee’s eye;
    doesn’t look like it was made by a marker; perhaps a teeney-tineey bobby-pin, or mebbe a dolly barrette; does it pinch the feathers on him’s liddol haid;
    these and other burning questions regarding this staple-appearing avian adornment are threatening to keep me awake tonight, tossing & turning in acute concern for the little fellow’s welfare…….! 😯

  26. disapproving!!

  27. What kind of bird is that? He’s so beautiful!

  28. The bird is wonderful and needs no silly enhancements. What’s happening, people, that we can’t just let our pets be animals? Why does a bird need eyebrows???

  29. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    @ cheshirekittehkat: er, um, may I suggest (IN THE MOST CONCERNED AND discreet manner, you unnerstand) ……hey, y’know, the Snickering Lounge carries this PHENOMENALLY GREAT-tasting……er……(decaff) coffeeeeeeeeee………

    (IN the NICEST possible way, I just thought….that way you would be able to afford MORE coffee quantity out of…….oh… don’t think that would……)

    (Ya can’t say I din’ TRY to be of assistance !!!)

    JK of course all in silliness on my side of the Nation; no unpleasantness need be of any concern)

    @ Fern: Dontcha mean, he “don’ need no STANKIN’

  30. Pftt! For the birds!

  31. @Elle L.

    A lovebird! A standard peach-faced. I has one, they is cute!

  32. Paunchie says:

    I was just popping in to make a joke about seed stealing! Like hmmm, the kind that’s frozen down at that *special* bank??


  33. @ O No: 😆 😆 😆
    Youse are a sweet person;
    (and if ennybody ever tries to tell you ennyfing different, doan listen….!!
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{{{{ O No }}}}}}}} ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  34. I believe that eyebrow was a piece of nori (japanese seaweed) lol
    awesome to see my little beeb on CO 🙂

  35. He totally looks like Big from Sex and the City…

  36. Kittytoes says:

    Uncle Leo, calm down.

  37. @Sayaka

    Woah, I just learned what nori was in my Japanese class yesterday. Clever! Very cute eyebrow, it adds quite a bit of character, lol 😛

  38. I wouldn’t need this for my sun conure! He frowns enough as it is when our dogs walk by

  39. Gilbert Weillschmidt says:

    IT IS THE IGGYPARROT! It will be friends with Gilbird! Kesesesese!