THIS JUST IN: Hamster molecule

What do you mean ‘H’ on the Periodic Table is TAKEN? What are we going to call the HAMSTER MOLECULE!?

Halp, Shelley T.!

54 comments … read them below or add one

  1. mintyheart says:

    zomg popcorn hamster *squeeeee* ^____^

  2. kat says:

    AAAHHHHH! so teeny :D

  3. Mel says:

    The hamster is so cute it is neither a particle nor a wave but a squeee that collapses only when observed or nommed

  4. fly'n bye says:

    So teeeny! Such a cute little morsel, kinda like those new candies that are just little bites… so easy to nom!

  5. BrianMPLS says:

    <3 Mel!
    (a degree in Physics helps enjoy your comment)

  6. Nikki says:

    *Puts on lab coat and reading glasses*

    In perusing the periodic table, it seems that “H” has indeed been taken, however, my research indicates that SQE² is available….

  7. 260Oakley says:

    H2Ooooohhh!

  8. I say that we hijack the H molecule and use it to serve our own ends.

  9. cpiccinin@hotmail.com says:

    How about element “Q” for qte?

  10. Madame X says:

    Or element Bb, for “beautiful blobbular bebeh”?

  11. earlybird1 says:

    Nikki (#6), you are awesome! ROTFL!!! XD

  12. Queen of Dork says:

    Nikki: That’s awesome!
    *pops hamster morsel into mouf.* (just kidding)

  13. kibblenibble says:

    *gently, carefully noms wee hammy earlets, so as not to disturb the sleeping molecule*

  14. Queen of Dork says:

    kibblenibble: You have such better table manners than I. I just stuffed the whole dang thing in my mouth. *sigh* Martha Stewart would probably frown at my behavior.

  15. knot krisp says:

    That’s not a molecule. It’s a molecute!

  16. Mocha says:

    *keeses tiny white splotch on delicate little earsie that is probably the size of a pinkie nail*

  17. kzgz says:

    I think Hm, for HaMster or also just hmmmm….. hm!

  18. Lerrinus says:

    *hyperventilates* (and can’t spell…!) :-D

  19. Malle Babbe says:

    I see that those folks at the LHC in Switzerland have isolated the Squee Particle…

  20. Sweeda88 says:

    This has just booted the Pygmy Marmoset off my screen as the background! Bye, bye, primate! Helloooo, morsel! =D

  21. Little Hamster Collider.

  22. dub1 says:

    If not QT, I vote for element MS (sorta kinda ‘Ams)

  23. Lifecoach says:

    Hamster Boson?

  24. blair says:

    well…

    the hedge was called wibley…

    how about…featherstoneham?

    or fansham for short?

  25. chanpon says:

    Oh my, someone left a dust bunny here. Let me get that. *takes out vacuum hose*

  26. Val says:

    The periodic table isn’t for molecules! You can call it a positively charged Hamatom.

  27. Tuesday says:

    The element Hamsternium has an atomic weight of ‘squee’, with an atomic mass of ‘omg’, a density of ‘poof’ and a melting point of….. wait for it…… ‘your heart’. awww

  28. Chris says:

    Hamster molecule abbreviated as “HAM” :3

  29. nismo says:

    I would be afraid to breathe around this little ham for fear of inhaling it. It’s so small.

  30. Andrew says:

    I don’t think mammals can be that small. There oughta be a law…

  31. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    now folks, while these are all excellent Points to Ponder, I think
    that perhaps we have, thus far, missed The Really Interesting Detail.

    How floofy is the floof, upon which said ham is circularly slumbering?
    Is that sheepskin floof? or manmade floof? Which brand?

    What is the airspeed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow?
    and, OF COURSE, the age-old philosophical conundrum,

    “How much is That Doggie in the Window? The One with the Waggily Tail?”

    I think you all, for your consideration of these urgent issues.

  32. aware says:

    -What could be happier than heliums in gerbils? They make happy, furry gerbiloons!
    -Crikey! It’s a dirigible gerbil!
    -Yes, it’s a dirigiberbil!
    http://www.rathergood.com/mark

  33. aware says:

    p.s. the floof looks like fluffy popcorn. Happy, furry party food to go with the gerbiloons.

  34. Rachael says:

    I’ll just carry him around in my mouf until he awakens.

  35. And here I thought that little thing was just a fluff ball from my sock! Cute!

  36. Pat Trenner says:

    Higg’s Hamsterboson, a.k.a. The Dog/God Particle

    The Qte has found it! Eureka!

  37. Kar says:

    The White SPOT on his widdle ears is killing me.

  38. Awwww…… Hamstericus Qteicus…. (as observed in captivity……
    you should see them in the wild, as in ‘runnin arownd the back yard’)…….! :wink:

  39. Hon Glad says:

    A serious point we should all remember is “It’s only the hairs on a Gooseberry
    that stop it from being a grape”.

  40. Hon Glad says:

    Methinks moderating monty the over zealous soft wear, cannae read Captain.

  41. Carl says:

    {ahem}

    “Molecules” don’t go on the Periodic Table of the ELEMENTS.

  42. Bettymouse says:

    To O NO (he/she/or it) DI’UNT!!!!!:
    That sure looks like Carefresh Ultra pet bedding (a.k.a. fluff) to me. It’s what all the highest class rodents sleep/poop upon.
    I do not, however, know the price of that doggie in the window. Sorry.

  43. aquasaline says:

    Bh is taken too, woulda been ‘Baby_ham’
    dang that Bohrium…

  44. BStrange says:

    squeeeeeeeeee…..

  45. aware says:

    seriously, look at this link: this hamlet looks just like a dirigiberbil. inflated by ‘heliums’ – which, my dear readers, IS an element way at the tippy top of the periodic table. nothing but the best for our hams and berbils.
    “Mark Llama, Gerbil Farmer” http://www.rathergood.com/mark

  46. barbara says:

    This is a beautiful thing.

  47. paulina says:

    i think you mean elements
    elements
    elements.

  48. Hon Glad says:

    paulina- Well your certainly in your element :)

  49. Lula Mae says:

    A new partikuhl brought to you by the resoichers at the Large Hamster Collider!

  50. wannadance says:

    okay, get ready:

  51. CC says:

    Do ham hams carry a charge? My hair is standing on end from all the cute!

  52. katz says:

    I believe “Ha” is available.

  53. Makayla says:

    IT IS SO CUTE AND LITTLE AND VERY VERY SLEEPY!!!!!! I CAN’T KEEP EYES OF IT IS THE CUTEST THING I EVER SEEN!

  54. Wend says:

    Love the periodic table song!!!!! Wish I had known of it in High School!!