Jealous Much?

Grumblings and remonstrations! For the second time, someone has sent us a video of a handsome lad being overwhelmed by licking puppies, and for the second time, it’s not me! This is completely and totally unacceptable!

Yeah, thanks, Sarah S. Thanks a lot (mutter, mutter).



  1. Madame X says:

    Smothered by PUPPEHS!!! What a way to go!

  2. mervtheflamingo says:

    Did I count 10 puppies? WOW. Invite me!

  3. Madame X says:

    And just how many puppehs were there? I counted at least 11…

  4. I counted no less than 173, which exceeds the maximum kiddie pool capacity of 150 golden retriever puppies!!! Spillage is inevitable! Everyone gather ’round the pool and be ready to catch a floofball! 🙂

  5. Death by puppeh!!!

  6. very cuute, but he looked like he was being rough to those poor puppies, but i guess puppies are rugged lil things, huh?

  7. Marcy Hunt says:

    EVERY kid should get to experience that!

  8. lurkingsmirk says:

    I counted at least 11, maybe even 12 puppehs…wow! I didn’t know litters could get that big, or maybe some of them are cousins?

  9. He looks a little uncomfortable after a couple seconds.

  10. tracyflick says:

    Unconditionally loved to death. What a way to go. 🙂

  11. 260Oakley says:

    “In Golden Pond” starring Henry Nomda draws biting criticism from movie goers.

  12. PuppyOverload! Who needs blankets anyway?

  13. @lurkingsmirk: Guinness records a litter of 28 puppies.

  14. Why isn’t that me??? Aside from the fact that I’m not a kid, I’m not a boy and I don’t have access to gazillions of slobbering puppehs.

  15. We should all have puppy “dunk tanks” like this at work. That way when you are feeling stressed, had a bad meeting, etc. you just dive in head first and come out completely refreshed. With a little puppy poop on you.

    (PS A kitten tank would be fun as well!)

  16. tracylee says:

    Hey, Daddeh, I want kiddie pool full of puppehs! I want you to get me a kiddie pool full of puppehs right away!

    All right, Veruca, all right. I’ll get you one before the day is out.

    I want a kiddie pool full of puppehs NOW!

  17. I had the same dream, except it was a dozen Jessica Albas.
    Not sure why they had me in a kiddie pool lined with newspaper, but “Hotel California” was playing in the background…

  18. According the You Tube description, there are 14 puppies. 🙂

  19. OMG, did they cover him with beef sauce???
    Cute anyway!

  20. I HATE that child. Why am I not that chid? Stupid child!
    Yes, jealousy is an ugly thing……… (mutter, mutter)

  21. There is no way he didn’t get peed on.

  22. Holy Cow! Is that a single litter????

  23. Wow

  24. Puppy pile *______*()

  25. I love how even the mom got in on the action. “Now, kids, take your turn. And let Mommy have a taste, too.” XD They seriously SWARMED him. Kinda reminds me of the Vashta Nerada, only MUCH CUTER. I wonder what the Whoniverse would be like Cute Overload style…

  26. You lay down with puppehs, expect to be licked and nibbled to within an inch of your life.

  27. the origin of the “cuddle party?”

  28. I count 12 puppies. JEALOUS!!!

  29. The ear nibbles LOL.

    That was awesome!

  30. I suggest we start a fund to send NTMTOM to the nearest puppy pool.

  31. Not only is this instrinsically awesome, but NTMTOM gets BIG UPS for using the word “remonstrations.” 😀

  32. Sweeda88 says:

    I bet the puppies smelled him and thought “Golly, he needs a bath! Who better than us to give it to him?” lol

  33. Hon Glad says:

    As well as Ikea providing a ball pool for kids, a puppy pool for adults would be a winner.
    Only imagine the queue, it would be worse than their checkouts.

  34. metsakins says:

    Let’s see.

    Posting checks and taking calls from people who don’t understand why we won’t stay up for the next 24 hours to file their taxes or lying in a kiddee pool full of puppehs?

    Hard choice? I’ll be thinkin’ about it…

  35. I am in the midst of trying to declutter my home for our first open house and am feeling so stressed right now. I SO could use a dip in the puppeh (or kitteh) therapy pool.
    Will my insurance cover this or is there a depupkibble?

  36. Martha in Washington says:

    This boy is obviously in extreme distress! I need to rescue him and offer myself up to the bloodythirsty mob in his stead. Hold on little boy, I’m on my way!!

    PS-I want the puppy with the ear fetish.

  37. @Tacti: YES! Doctor Who! That was totally one of my favorite episodes. The Library. Don’t know how I feel about the current doctor though…..

    Cute pupehs 🙂

  38. “Grumblings and remonstrations” is officially my new favourite exclamation. I’m totally going to use it.

  39. Linda SF says:

    I see a oxytocin addiction in this young boy’s future. Start ’em young!

  40. Some of them appear to be trying to nurse. When this kid’s future babies are born, he’s in for some weird and unexplained nightmares.

  41. That’s what he gets for wearing that bologna-scented cologne…or if you prefer, “Bologne.”

  42. Peanut's Mama says:

    Tishy Not to nuff, but I too saw a bit too much harsh shoving and roughhousing from the kid. Poor pups must me like, “DUDE! YOU KEEP CHANTING PUPPEHPUPPEHPUPPEH, THEN WHEN WE COME, YOU SHOVE US AWAY BY OUT FACES! WTF?!?”

    Kid annoyed the crap outa me, but LURVE the puppehs!!!

  43. There must be a place where people are dipped in honey and swarmed by puppies…

  44. paulajeanne says:

    Cuddle Puddle! Loved when Mom checked out the situation! “Oh, OK kids, carry on!”

  45. fifthsonata says:

    LTP and David –
    Yeah, you’ll get pooped on. Or peed on. Or barfed on. That’s the joy of owning pets….or having human babies. The joy and love of having babies and owning pets far outweighs the gross factor.

    A little Oxy-Clean spray and some elbow grease will take it raaahhhht out.

  46. Flutterby says:

    I love it when the boy says “puppy, puppy, puppy” and they really start swarming him with even more enthusiasm! This video is a real day-maker!

  47. I dunno; the kid doesn’t seem to really be enjoying it (I hear a lot of “ow”), but the puppies do. They seem more like tribbles than puppies!

  48. This is not acceptable. TWO puppy pile posts and nary a puppy pile in MY life (one older dog does not a puppy pile make!!). Will no one think of the women of a “certain age” such as myself who desperately need a puppy pile? No one? Really?

  49. Insanely cute! I’ve often contemplated what fun it would be to throw my little guys into a vat of puppies 🙂

  50. The kid may be wearing combat pants, but he clearly wasn’t ready for the puppeh offensive! Puppypuppypuppypuppypuppy!!!!

    What is it about retriever pups? They’re like the uberpuppy.

  51. I bet he had a puppeh stink when it was all over, too. 😛

    (You guys know the smell I’m talking about. That stinkeh puppeh smell)

  52. Stephanie says:

    We have been planning to get a puppy when we move next month (since we aren’t allowed to have pets where we are right now) and after watching this video my 5 year old said he wants a bunch of puppies instead of just one…LOL

  53. Colonel Jenna says:

    I kept expecting to see the puppies to back off showing an empty sweater and pants and the boy licked completely away to nothingness.

  54. lilredwing says:

    Someone should open up a puppy therapy spa! =D I would soooo be a member!

  55. Bryoninny says:

    Hey lilredwing that’s exactly what I was thinking! “Feel your troubles being licked away”.


    That is so the concert I want to go to….

  57. The Pit of Perpetual Puppy Licking!

  58. When my cats were born, I’d lay on a cushion in the floor and let those delishas mini-creatures climb me, bite my hair and fool around over me. It was awesome!

  59. LovesDogs says:

    @Miriam: Pit of perpetual puppy licking in a puny pool of pouncing puppehs.

  60. poogwrangler says:

    Oh, so that’s ok – but you take one bath with 14 human babies suddenly you’re this big weirdo.

  61. @poogwrangler: LMFAO!!!!!

  62. astrogrrrl says:

    wait, is the opening line in the intro blurb a heathers’ reference, or am I reading too much into things again?

  63. OMG i think this looks a lot more traumatizing to this kid than the other onslaught of pups looked jumping all over the adult in the video last week!

  64. Fleurdamour says:

    It’s like piranha on chum! Only fuzzier.

  65. I love how the pup’s tails get all waggy when he yells, “Puppy, puppy, puppy!” Those are some well socialized doggies! There are lucky families in their future.

  66. aquasaline says:

    I believe we have some real live Lilliputians here (Lillipuppans?).

  67. Such my waggage! ^^ I love it, all look so happy and playful (to those who reckon the kid wasn’t enjoying it…errrrm, you watching the right vid, here? :P)

    Makes me all the more excited for the pair of golden retriever pups we’re getting next month 😀

  68. Check out this video of Mama Golden and her puppehs playing tag with a toy bone. Mama tries to hang on to the bone, but the puppehs chase her around and try to take it from her. It is very cute:

  69. Tzarinac says:

    I want a turn!!! Just the ticket after a long day at work.

  70. Fleurdamour says:

    I guess the kiddie pool is the best place for this sort of thing, in case anyone pees from the excitement.

  71. Bolei_cha says:

    I liked the old man being smothered by puppies more-so than this one. But! Kudos for showing the mother briefly.

  72. Screw those Lilly isolation tanks – I want to de-stress in a pool full of puppies too!!!

  73. So cute! Even cuter is how my pug totally just head-tilted galore when this boy starting yelling “PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY!” Ha :p

  74. For some reason, that video creeped me out. Couldn’t watch it to the end. The one with the adult was super-cute, but this was creepy, somehow.

  75. Though cute, I have to say I feel sorry for the puppies that got laid on in the process. Why didn’t the videographer tell the boy to lift his head?

  76. And for the hearing impaired, the subtitles
    *kisskisskisskisskisskiss* Puppies! *wagkisskisskisskisswagwagwag* Puppies! Puppies!Puppies!* wag wag wag wagkisskiskiskisskisskiss!*

  77. Haha, I love the little bruiser in the bottom left, tugging on the kid’s awesome camo pants. xD

    Also love the cute little guy who got turned into an impromptu pillow & had to wriggle-squirm a bit to get free. I don’t think any of the puppies were in any distress at all.

    Everyone knows that puppies are indestructible anyway, due to their sheer cuteness. :3

  78. Correct me if I am wrong, but this seem like a demonstration of a good therapeutic exercise for people suffering from mental illness and/or impairment. Animals have been proven to be very helpful as companions & assistants in many cases – and I think this is one such example.

    Being swarmed by puppies would definitely cheer me up when I’m feeling depressed or blue – but I can only imagine what it must have been like for the boy in the video.

    [I’m no research psychiatrist, but for what it’s worth, I don’t think you’re wrong – Ed.]

  79. It’s just not fair 😦

  80. Get them to settle down, and there is no need for a winter blanket! lol

  81. Paunchie says:

    I love the puppy swarming and leeking!! But I would not love rolling around on their piddle pads!

    I’d rather be like the dude at the park we saw the other day. Clover! Yeah, papers not so much.

  82. This boy is obviously living the dream

  83. snurfles says:

    Talking about being overloaded by the Qte! This is the very definition! Dang, how I wish I was that kid!

  84. This breed of dog is the best. I have my second one.

  85. Naturally I adore the pups. But I liked the kid, too. I think he did just fine. He acted a little like a big puppy himself. Those pups just crawl all over each other, and snuggle up, and tumble down – NO boundary issues whatsoever. There wasn’t one puppy yelp, plus the kid got the MamaDog inspection and Lick of Approval. Mighty fine display of cute.