And that was the Last Time He Ever Went Out with the Cat

If he thinks that fourth tequila shot was a bad idea, just wait until he sees the “I ♥ Maru” tattoo on his chest.

Drunken gut-HANCE!

Let the big guy sleep it off, Angela C.



  1. I can’t tell where blanket ends and dog begins. 😕

  2. LeAnn (not LeAnna) says:

    I love the smile on his face.

  3. thedistractor says:

    And that’s why I gave up alcohol for Lent.

    Except my tattoo is of Simon’s cat.

  4. Omg Can you just imagine hoow embarassed he will be about that tatoo!

    and Isn’t this the part where his college room mates shave one of his eyebrows and put makeup on him and take pictures

  5. tracylee says:

    I would love to see his texts from last night…

  6. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    OK, I brought a whole box of Sharpies. Theo, here’s one for you… Meg, one for you… Anybody else want one? 😉

    [Dude, I already got this can of menthol Foamy… – Ed.]

  7. tracylee says:

    Ooh, toss one over here, NTMTOM, that schnozz is just begging for a handlebar moustachio

  8. Dish anywonche getctha number of tche buss tha hit me? (hicup)

  9. 260Oakley says:

    Went for the gusto, ended up with the gutso.

  10. Peanut's Mama says:


  11. Deep sleep

  12. Heather says:

    I always wanted an English Bull Terrier, but didn’t think I could handle that much dog. I was right. 🙂

    How cute!

    Me thinks he should have had some Red Bull instead of the Delirium Tremens . I bet he wishes he was a designated driver now! 🙂

  13. Dear passed out Spuds Makenzie: Come live at my house..


  14. Is that a tiny eyebrow I see before me?

    NTMTOM, please send a sharpie my way, too!

  15. OMG! I hope the dog and the cat used a rubber…

    …to erase the tattoo!

  16. WaterWish says:

    I’m not even much of a dog person, but that big cuddlebug could snuggle up with me any time.

  17. Hon Glad says:

    I he doesn’t get the whirly pits

  18. FINALLY some bull terrier puppies on this site!!


  19. Transpogue says:

    It appears that there is a dog bed on the human bed, which begs the question…

    … who wants mimosas for brekkie?

  20. Looks like he found his happy place! I could use an afternoon nap. Dont they do that in Italy?

  21. I’m in luff with his smiley face. ❤

  22. Sharpie ova here, please! He needs some crazy eyebrows and some giraffe-print, fo sho.

  23. ooooooo


    First time it’s actually happened. BTs FOREVER!

  24. HerMeowness says:

    I thought his tubulence was the blanket!

  25. Didn’t realize dogs did faceplants too.

  26. Heh, pass me that sharpie!
    I’d colour him in to look like snoopy!

  27. He also needs some barrets in his hair or curlers.

    And then we need to tickle his nose!

  28. . . . and float him out into a pond on an air mattress.

  29. He’s like a 3-dimensional Looney Tune. Or perhaps an incarnation of The Persistence of Memory.

  30. C’mon kiddies: gather round the bed and take a good look at the goggie;
    AND REMEMBER!!!……… this happens when there’s:
    “Too Much Happiness”…. 😯

  31. myrnster says:

    Bell-age, mmmmm

  32. I was a little confused by the dog bed on the bed too, but then I realized it’s a hotel and where else would you put the dog bed? 😉 They must have had a great time at doggie Disney or wherever they went. Too cute.

  33. This is SO adorable! I love his little smile. Must be having some good dreams!

  34. That is too funny. At first I thought he was wrapped in a blanket, but then I noticed the tail. So cute.

  35. Paunchie says:

    It looks like he was tryin’ to get up but couldn’t make it before he fell asleep again. I do that all the time.

  36. OMG, look at that sleeping chub action going on!!! I just want to bury my face in the sleeping belleh!

  37. Lerrinus says:

    OMG the smile! 😀

  38. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    When Mr. Puppyiologist sees this/ these photos, he/ she will probably only have the following to say:


  39. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    PS hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    “I heart Maru”….tatoo…….hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….
    and my birthday’s coming up soon, tooo………………………

  40. OMG, bull terrier alert!!!!!!!!

  41. OMG… this is THE cutest thing I’ve seen on CO for evah– and I look at least twice a day! It’s all there, the belly chub, face plant, smile, tucked paws, bed on the bed. Can’t stand anymore…

  42. Ruffian9 says:

    Damnn that is cute

  43. A sweet, bullet-faced, Bull Terrier (affectionately known as “Bullies”)! My favoritest dog in the world.

  44. Queen of Dork says:

    In the dictionary, this would be a great photo to place next to the word, contentedness. Or maybe comfortabuhls. 🙂

  45. Queen of Dork says:

    Or maybe, comfortaBulls?

  46. O NO (he/she/or it) DI'UNT!!!!! says:

    @ QoZ: HIGH FIVE(across the entire US of A), BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    on “comfortaBULLS”!!!

  47. I love it! Very funny history!

  48. CatViccer says:

    That looks an awful lot like my attempt at Locust Post in hot yoga.

    [Either that or a faceplant off the bookcase 😉 – Ed.]

  49. ❤ Precious! I thought he had a white blankey on top of him at first!

  50. oh crap


  51. Missy P says:

    Bull Terriers are the best. I want to raspberry his belly, beep his nose and nom on his football head.

  52. Well, the folks around him are alot stronger than me, I would dive into that bed and devour his fat belly, nibble his wrinkles, kiss his smile and just generally spoil his slumber with love, love and more love !

  53. Paunchie says:

    You guys! I heard somebody on TV tonight use the word “redonkulous”!! are you keeding mee! It was on home and garden network.

    [It’s been used on “Dexter” too. That one isn’t really a Cute Overload word. We’ve used it, sure, but it’s older than we are. – Ed.]

  54. I wanna put my arm around him and sleep a bit more zzzzzzzzzzzz

  55. superbunny says:

    That’s his stomach?! I thought it was a blanket. Cute, nevertheless. He fell right out of his doggie bed.

  56. Hyper Active Design says:

    So cute!

  57. His smile is so adorabuls. He is probably dreaming of fields of noms….

  58. Aw, poor thing. I’ll put a glass of water and a couple aspirin on his bedside table. And maybe a bucket on the floor, just in case.

    … and once I’ve taken care of the niceties, pass me one of them sharpies! One pair of triangle eyebrows comin’ right up!

  59. Oh man. I would love to go home and nap like this.

  60. Dreamspinner Cheryl says:

    That smile-is he dreaming of the drunken orgy that preceeded this blissful snooze? He’s gonna wake to one doozy of a hangover, and a red bra draped over the ceiling fan. The neighborhood dogs will snicker when he emerges from his dorm room. And he’s gonna wonder-nervously- what the hell happened.

  61. I love this dog!

  62. Brandi7920 says:

    THIS iscompletelyridiculous! /squeeeeeeeeee

  63. BStrange says:



    *cue a panel of seal pups, all nodding agreement*

  64. cute dog so cute so so cute so so so cute CCCUUUTTTEEE!!!

  65. Karebear says:

    Glad to see I’m not the only one with a dog bed on top of MY bed 🙂