“What in the heck are you doing in there all day? Give someone else a chance!”
Different strokes for different species, Ray B.
Funny, I only hear this when I’m in the bathroom
April 6, 2010 By
“What in the heck are you doing in there all day? Give someone else a chance!”
Different strokes for different species, Ray B.
Bunnitastic! Food dish hogg.
Someone call the bakery, two of their buns got away.
Wich one is Frau Blücher?
[ :whinny: - Ed.]
Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!
Right Bun: Oh, do you like it?
Left Bun: Who are you talking to?
Right Bun: You – you made a yummy sound.
Left Bun: I didn’t make a yummy sound.
“Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!”
Put… the bunnychow… back!
Could be worse. Could be raining.
“Hump? What hump?”
Werewolf?
There wolf. There castle.
“Doctor, you haven’t touched your food!”
Doctor climbs into food dish – “There, I’ve touched it!!!
He would have an enormous bunstücker.
HE…VASS…MY… BOYFRIEND!
If you’re blue and you don’t know
Where to go to, why don’t you go
Where dinner sits?
Sittin’ in the dish.
SEDA-GIVE??!!
[
- Ed.]
Oh 260Oakley, that’s just corny!!
Igor: “Dirty word! He said a dirty word!”
brown sugah buns! Yum!!
(sorry no Young Frankenstein stuff from moi, been too long since I’ve seen it — must remedy with a visit to Netflix toot sweet!)
A Young Frankenstein Fest iss an ugly thing, peeps . . . und I think it iss yust about time vee had vone!!!!
PS: Are you speaking of the worm or of the spaghetti?
Wheeee!
“Damn your eyes”
….
“Too late!”
I ain’t got no booody and no body cares!!!
(Oh this is just TOO much fun!)
dang, 260Oakley, you took mine!
Oh, I almost forgot!!
OVALTINE!!!
“Soitenly. You take the blond, I’ll take the one in the toiban.”
“What knockers!”
“Why, thank you, Doctor.”
Taffeta darling, it wrinkles so easily…
“Ixnay on the ottenray!”
Hmmmmm; I doan think I’ve ever seen one Bun-Bun obviously disapproving another;
(It happens though, I guess: and here’s proof………….!)
we would collapse like a bunch….of….broccoli!!!
outside bunny should dive in or bite other ones butt lol
Theresa, you have to remember that a worm… with very few exceptions… is not a human being.
Angela W: “He’s going to be very popular.”
Dr. Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Abby Someone
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby Someone. Abby who?
Igor: Aby Normal
Put the candle back!
That’s Frahnkensteen!
(Sorry, that’s the only quote I can remember. I’ve only seen it a dozen or so times so I don’t have it memorized yet.)
..and on for the poo-poo undies….
No tongue!
“Damn your eyes!”
“Too late!”
“Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso…”
Kar, shouldn’t that be:
“Put…. the candle…..back!” ?
And I have to give a shout out for Gene Hackman’s inspired portrayal of the blind hermit. Since it was mostly sight gags it doesn’t translate well into jokes, but definitely inspired!
Right Bun: I came to tell you that your fiance should be arriving any second!
Left Bun: [shirtless] Elizabeth! Here, tonight?
Right Bun: I suggest you put on a tie!
“Seven or eight quick ones, and they’re off with the boys to boast and brag…oh, I think I love him!”
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin’ hard to look like Gary Cooper …
Uper Duper!
There has to be a new category immediately, called “Threads”.
“Errrvaltine?” It’s bedtime in the UK (well, it’s my bedtime anyway).
@SoCalSis – I’d forgotten about the blind hermit – bliss. Must watch again, ASAP. I think my children know about “Blazing Saddles” (even if it’s only because of the beans), and they loved “Spaceballs” but I’m not sure they have been introduced to the mind-expanding qualities of “Young Frankenstein”.
*Shifts hump across to the other shoulder and shuffles off to bed, wearing bunny slippers, carrying hottie and rolling one mad eyeball, Marty Feldman-fashion*
@SoCalSis– “I was going to make espresso!”
“And one for poo-poo undies” might be my favorite bizarre line!
Wait Master, it might be dangerous… you go first.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Well, dear, are you ready?
Inga: Yes, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Elevate me.
Inga: Now? Right here?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes, yes, raise the platform.
Inga: Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah… yes.
*picks up the metal dish, strokes it, and remarks* It’s still WARM!!
Once A Fish, that was Igor touching the violin…
@Bookmonstercats — Don’t forget about “Robin Hood… Men in Tights” (we’re men…. we’re manly men!)
SoCalSis and Theresa, I beat you to it (see #40)!
@ MamaDawn in Tulsa:
Damn it Janet !
I got here too late & all the quotes I wanted to use were already used !
Where’s a Time Warp when you need it ?
I need to jump to the left……
Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!
“IT… COULD… WORK!”
“Walk This way.” bun one hands bun two a cane…
Right hand bun “You better not be leaving some raisins in there”
MudBug, you are weirding me out. I was laughing at this because I’m in a shadowcast, and we’re doing Young Frankenstein this weekend, but we’re normally a Rocky Horror cast. You aren’t someone I know, are you?
@J. Bo: If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.
Son of a b****! Bastard! I’ll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me!!!!????
I don’t want to live! I do not want to live!!!
Angela W. (comment 12): That goes without saying.
We’re Butch!
Elevate me!
If second bunbun steps in… one might say…
“Nice grouping!”
Am I really the first to say…
“What is it exactly that you do do?”
Pardon me boy– is that the Transylvania Station?
@T.T.Sloth :
He He ! Stranger things have happened ! But, not in this case unless you live in Yakima, Wa. Even if you did I’m not involved in any performance group so you can safely chalk it up to the cosmos messing with your head.
come here, you little zipperneck!
Taffeta, darling…
Taffeta, sweetheart..
No, the dress, it’s taffeta. It wrinkles easily.
I !!!!
aint got no-o-o-o-body
and no-body cares — for — me
Yakka ta ta yakka ta ka ta ka!!
And a few more that I don’t think have been posted yet…
Inga: Hold on to your hat. Ill be right back.
Frederick: I’m holding onto it, darling!
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide…
…GORILLA?!!?? [grabs Igor and starts choking him]
Is that what you’re telling me?!?
My grandfather’s work was DOO-DOO!!!
Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. Whats the matter with you people? I was joking! Dont you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA!! Jesus Christ, get me out of here!!! Open this goddamn door or Ill kick your rotten heads in!!! Mommy!!!
DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
Stay close to ze candles. The staircase…. can be tweachewous.
Oooh… one more… I forgot!!
HE… VAS… MY… BOYFRIEND!!!!
Are we forgetting Inspector Kemp?
“FOLLOWINGINHISGRANDFATHERSFOOTSTEPS!”
“A riot…is an ugkly thingk. UNT……. I THINK IT IS JUST ABOUT TIME THAT VE HAD ONE!!!!”
(arm breaks off)
S***!…..TO THE LUMBERYARD!
All y’all well-meaning peeps need to read through the previous posts– You’re typing stuff that has been PWNED over and over again, bless all the virtuous CO posters who came before you…