“Ya gotta believe me, man, I didn’t do it! It was, ah, the one-armed man! Wait, no — it was the Illuminati! The Trilateral Commission? Space aliens? Bigfoot?”
From the monthly archives: April 2010
Snug as a Pug
April 30, 2010 By
And now, from our Shameless Nepotism Department: One of NTMTOM’s three favorite nieces ever has adopted this cute little tongue, complete with attached puppy, and named him Sam. Everybody say “Hi, Sam!”
Behind the Scenes with Kitty Corleone
April 30, 2010 By
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse…just as soon as I’m done with this fabulously lovely massage.
Watch your back, Dan.
Gee, Why Don’t You Tell Us How You Really Feel, Bernice?
April 30, 2010 By
Bernice is sooooooo cold….
How do you deal with such a nasty cat, Tiffini and Adam H.?
Cats! In! HD!
April 29, 2010 By
Hey peeps: We’re putting on our geek hat for a moment to ask your opinion. YouTube has videos in high definition; they look great, but may load slowly. We can rig these to play in HD by default, or standard resolution. Which would be better?
Even if you don’t have a preference, enjoy this awesome cat video anyway!
This Just In: Fake ‘Brows for Birds
April 29, 2010 By
I don’t know…I feel like I’m walking a fine line between street thug who’s about to steal your seed and mysterious hunk who asks you to join him for a nightcap.
Also makes for a fine fake mustache for hamsters, Sayaka C.
Consider Your Facade Blown, Pretty Kitty
April 29, 2010 By
In an unusual move, “Cat Fancy Magazine” recently featured an expose detailing the necessary grooming and heavy airbrushing that goes into prepping a high-maintenance kitty for a print ad.
Let’s examine the “after” photos first:
Now prepare to be flabbergasted as we take a look at the raw footage of the very same kitty during the very same photo shoot:
Cute cats, Joyce S. and Jesse F-A
Your Move
April 28, 2010 By
(This is going to be a tough match… Should I open with the Sicilian Defense? What if she counters with Queen’s Gambit? I could attempt a Bishop’s Flanking Wedgie, but that will be risky if she knows Von Woofenoff’s Kamikaze Knight maneuver…)
Can’t we just play Candy Land, Jessica T.?
Sidetracked by Wikipedia’s Tangled Web of Information, Bunny Wastes Day, Learns Little
April 28, 2010 By
I did not know that the world’s largest carrot weighed in at 19 pounds and was grown in Palmer, Alaska. Nor did I realize that the first lawn mower was invented in 1927 by Edwin Budding. Interesting…it seems cumin is the second most popular spice after black pepper. Who knew!
And holy crap, have you ever heard of these “jackalope” things??
Patti F.
Tiny Tortoise Comes When Called
April 28, 2010 By
“Get offa my properteh!”
Kristen D. says ‘Taco’ turtle is prosh.
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