Wayne, aka “The Pecs”, was in the mood to pick-up some chicks, so he hopped in his camaro and headed to the boardwalk to flaunt his juiced situation.
He wasn’t lookin’ for a “stage five clinger”, just a good time. But the chicks totally ignored him, and not one single lady even tried to get all up in his grill. Did he need more hair gel?
Humiliated, Wayne hopped on a ride to get a final Bird’s eye view of the action before heading home. He just wished he hadn’t eaten all those funnel cakes first.
Fist pump, Jill G.