Eugene suffered through some serious awkward years as a teen, and his school photos were often punctuated by headgear, scoliosis, a lazy eye, and pigeon toes. But no more! Today Eugene became Sharper Image Employee of the Month, and he’s never felt more handsome.
Thanks again to Kaitlyn K.
I think I don’t get the hovertext! “-1″?? Is this something the kids are saying these days?
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Eugene. You’re beautiful!
Is this an Affenpinscher (spel.)? They are such funny-looking dogs – like the love child of aTamarin monkey and a Pomeranian…
Don’t feel too sorry for Eugene. One day while hanging with his nerdy little buddies, a lightbulb will go off in head and he will be responsible for bringing us the next quantum leap in computing. He will make millions, marry some arm candy and endow several philanthropic foundations for advancing the tech aspirations of other small black dogs with lazy eye. All this while the Jock dogs from HS go on to be managers of the local fastfood joint and spend every saturday night talking about their now defunct HS football careers while they drink inferior beer.
@Violet (hilarious)
But srsly, Eugene is a cute little poof, and made me want to watch star wars.
He looks like an ewok.
Awww, is -1 “Hot or Not”? poor little nerdy guy
Bet hes a sweetheart too!
Aw, what a darling little poof head!
Hairy Squatter sticks his tongue out at all the Muggles making fun of his hairdo.
Love the tongue action!!!
That’s the worst 5:00 shadow I’ve ever seen!!
What a cutie patootie! If anybody makes fun of him it’s only because they’re jealous – of his oogly boogly eyes or his ridiculous(ly adorable) hair, not to mention that leetle peenk tongula.
I think he just took a bad picture today. To me, he looks like the naminal we couldn’t identify that was in the heart coffee cup
http://cuteoverload.com/2010/03/07/dont-let-this-one-steep-too-long/
Awww, want to smoosh and kiss.
wow, how entertaining! that doggie reminds me of those American little girls their parents dress up as spray-tanneed, fully made-up ballgowned adults… when they’re only 4… ya know in them beauty pagent things…
very entertaining nonetheless..!
Does this little guy remind anyone else of Animal from the Muppets?
Too much mousse perhaps?
He reminds me of a fluffy Steve Buscemi.
After Teen Wolf, Rooff Daniel bring you Baby Wolf in realistic Fluff D.
The further adventure Howard family, now Scott is a daddy!
In theater Monday, don’t miss it.
no tongue hance????
Eugene, you are the cutest doggy in the WORLD.
“A fluffy Steve Buscemi”!!! Priceless, Aundrea
Guinea Banana.
Eugene! He IS handsome!
He has a Makuro kurosuke from Totoro for a head! That’s brilliant!
(For those not in the know…
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/4c/2/AAAAAopMiAMAAAAAAEwipw.png?v=1180049514000)
Can an animal who/ which (presumably) does not sleep in/on a bed, have
“Bedhead”?????
@Polly, those guys are awesome, and he looks just like them! If I had a folder on my desktop called “under the bed”, those guys would be the icon!
Eugene can afford to be smug:
Rumor hazzit that he is next-in-line for promotion to Second Assistant to the First Assistant to the CEO…. (and all the girls in the office are making bigger googley eyes at him than his own kinda-protruding ones)
I love Eugene! And the text – I’ve never laughed so hard!
Oooh i love thay picture he kinda looks like ronaldo lol ( cause of the brazilian shirt not the one that plays in europe)
haha… so fluffy!!!
Part pug and part sneaky neighbor dog??
Oh I love Affenpinschers – he looks a real little character!
Brazil *-*
He is a brasilian guy!!
In Scotland, that look is called glaekit.
(couldn’t help myself)
Personality
Lyrics by Johnny Mercer
When Madam Pompadour was on a ballroom floor
Said all the gentlemen “Obviously,”
“The madam has the cutest personality”
And think of all the books about Du Barry’s looks
What was it made her the toast of Paree?
She had a well-developed personality
(What did Romeo see in Juliet?)
(Or Figaro in Figarette?)
(Or Jupiter in Juno?)
You know!
And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced
No doubt it must have been easy to see
That she knew how to use her personality
(A girl can learn to spell and take dictation well)
(And never sit on the boss’s left knee)
(Unless she’s got a perfect personality)
(A girl can get somewhere in spite of stringy hair)
(Or even just a bit bowed at the knee)
(If she can show a faultless personality)
Why are certain girls offered certain things
Like sable coats and wedding rings?
By men who wear their spats right?
(That’s right!)
So don’tcha say “I’m smart and have the kindest heart”
Or “what a wonderful sister I’d be” …
Just tell me how you like my
“Rufff!!
Personality!
Baby, you’ve got the cutest
Personality!!
POOR TING!
I’ll take him to prom. No problem.
As I love Affens and have been owned by 4 of them I can say this is one sweet little boy made me smile just to see his precious face!
Brazil *-*