We’re very sorry, Tige…

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on March 19, 2010

… but in the current economic climate, we here at Buster Brown Shoes can no longer justify the services of a full-time sidekick. You’ll find some boxes at your desk, and we’ll need your ID badge and your key to the executive hydrant, please…

Jeffrey E. says: “I would like to introduce a very cute little pug; her name is Clover. We think that the look explains everything, one minute she looks like you just told her she was ugly and the next she is the proudest little dog in the world.”

{ 73 comments }

1 Holly 03.19.10 at 9:00 am

Oooooh nooooooo!! Poor pugkins. I demand a re-hire!

2 LeAnn (not LeAnna) 03.19.10 at 9:12 am

I’ll take her. She’ll be my mascot.

3 ceejoe 03.19.10 at 9:15 am

oh my lord! the eyebrow wreenkles! they keeeel meee!

4 Itsme 03.19.10 at 9:51 am

“Pweese, pweese, pweese don’t let me go! I have puppers to feed!”

5 James C Sherman 03.19.10 at 9:51 am

Dam Cute

6 Itsme 03.19.10 at 9:52 am

That look defines Monday’s….. TGIF!!!

7 BStrange 03.19.10 at 9:58 am

I am envisioning, offscreen to the left, the dog’s owner wearing a blindingly awful outfit worthy of Garfield’s Jon Arbuckle getting dressed up. That is totally a “you… you’re not going OUTSIDE in that… Are you?” look of dubious and horrified disbelief.

8 Resriechan 03.19.10 at 9:59 am

How ’bout a Tag of “Disa-POINT-ed”?????

[Hmm, OK - Ed.]

9 BStrange 03.19.10 at 10:00 am

On second thought: That, or a mirror. “Dude, have you seen that dog over there? Her hat strap is showing, but I don’t want to say anything… Oh… Oh god… that’s me, isn’t it. I’m so mortifed.”

10 Mud Bug 03.19.10 at 10:07 am

Well I guess I can never own a pug.
One of those looks would have me doing anything the lil’ guy/gal wanted even if it was bad for it. I don’t want to hurt a pup ’cause I can’t say “no” to it !

11 Sunnymum 03.19.10 at 10:10 am

Mud Bug – ditto! As much as I want a dog, it’s prolly better I don’t have one since I canno’ say nay to those sad facial expressions!

12 Suh! 03.19.10 at 10:13 am

Think this face could get away with anything! Or maybe he hates to dress up. My hubby looks that way when he has to wear a tie.

13 pugletsrule 03.19.10 at 10:25 am

Mud Bug – yes they have those looks that own your soul! I have 2 of these guys and they are quite the characters – with very expressive faces. OMG they look pitiful one minute, inquisitive the next, and follow it up with extreme worry. Yes, puglets do rule my world! The little dude above is asking “…a bowtie WITH a collar, is this REALLY necessary???”

14 Zeki 03.19.10 at 10:30 am

baww, such a guieeeeelty expression! She needs smoochies. o3o

15 Sarah Elaine 03.19.10 at 10:43 am

ohhh my goodness… I am in love! That Expression!!!

16 Rachael 03.19.10 at 10:47 am

I will hire you, sweet Clover, to fill my world with joy and luff.

17 Birdcage 03.19.10 at 10:47 am

Pug, you think you’ve got it.
Ohh, you think you’ve got it.
But got it just don’t get it
Till’ there’s nothing at
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaallllll.

18 cheshirekittehkat 03.19.10 at 10:53 am

Clover is just LOVELY!!! She needs elebenty-seven smooches, even moar huggies, Lotsa guushifuud, and…… A NEW WARDROBE!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

19 Paunchie 03.19.10 at 10:55 am

What’s cooler than cool? ICE COLD!

But not the hat. Sorry pug. AWWWWW don’t look at meee like that!

20 Paunchie 03.19.10 at 10:56 am

“guushifuud” ™ LOL!

21 zeldapie 03.19.10 at 11:04 am

Clover, you look so worried! Why the furrowed brow? You’ll get a new gig soon, I just know it!

22 Cashew 03.19.10 at 11:05 am

A birdy told me
Clover likes Friday Haikus
So let’s hear your best!

23 Christabel 03.19.10 at 11:18 am

I need to see more pictures of Mr. Preppy Pug!

24 Hon Glad 03.19.10 at 11:25 am

Just watch the world over start coming up clover
thats how it’s gonna be you see
your gonna hear from me.

Fron Inside Daisy clover. Lyrics Dory Previn. Music Andre Previn

Staring the late lamented. Natalie Wood

25 BB/VA 03.19.10 at 11:55 am

Clover and Wishbone would make a lovely couple.

http://www.wwwishbone.com/html/games/images/pCollageBig.jpg

(I miss Wishbone…)

26 Susan 03.19.10 at 12:09 pm

Does your shoe have a boy inside?

27 dub1 03.19.10 at 12:26 pm

Are Friday Haikus back?

I’m looking over
A four-pawed Clover that I
Didn’t pug before.

Pug-pie hat, bow tie:
Just need a pair of plus-4′s.
23 skidoo.

Financial crisis
Reaches even spokescanines:
Dog damn you, Greenspan!

Where’s Buster Brown?
In a shoe. Where’s his dog, Tige?
He lives in there, too.

28 Susan 03.19.10 at 12:27 pm

A boy and a dog and a foot in a shoe!

29 Andi from NC 03.19.10 at 12:39 pm

Much like the bunny of disapproval, this wee pug is the very epitome of disappointment!!!!

30 Suzanne 03.19.10 at 12:51 pm

Plaid pug perfection
reflects economic woes
dog eat dog world

31 Copperbat 03.19.10 at 1:03 pm

That face is heartbreaking! I love her! <3 <3!

32 Harry834 03.19.10 at 1:11 pm

“BUSTER BROWN HATES PUPPIES”

We have a campaign slogan. Start unionizing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33 Mika 03.19.10 at 1:33 pm

Clover looks ready for her starring role in the remake of Our gang, move over Pete the Pup.

34 Resriechan 03.19.10 at 1:37 pm

@ Ed: :) (Look, Boss!!! Tha TAG!!!! :) )

@ Suzanne: me LUVS espesh your first line. The whole haiku is loverly but me LOVES the phrase:

Plaid pug perfection.

35 Saffron 03.19.10 at 1:42 pm

Everyone’s haikus are terrific. Yep, I could not own a pug cause I too would be helpless under the spell of those eyes.

Doggy’s adorable cap makes me think the movie Newsies should be remade in a all-Pug version.

In 3-D

36 hyura 03.19.10 at 1:57 pm

i’d make that face, too, if someone called me ugly.

37 Megan 03.19.10 at 2:41 pm

I think she’s saying, “you’re not going to post a picture of me wearing this silly hat on the internet, are you???”

38 tweetie 03.19.10 at 2:59 pm

That’s not a dog. It is a human.

39 Paunchie 03.19.10 at 3:03 pm

that’s not a dog, it’s a baby E.T.

40 Theo 03.19.10 at 3:17 pm

That’s not a dog. It is a French pipe.

41 Suzanne 03.19.10 at 3:18 pm

@Resriechan – thanks … I’m a big fan of alliteration thanks to an awesome HS creative writing teacher

42 Resriechan 03.19.10 at 3:58 pm

@ Suzanne :)

@ hyura: read thru the text again….it says “as IF someone had called her ugly..”

:) no harm or sarcasm intended…

.peace & pugs to all!!!

43 Jakepets 03.19.10 at 4:15 pm

Oh, I think we need the whole thing, which I have been singing (to the annoyance of my friends) since I was a tyke:

Does your shoe have a boy inside?
What a funny place for a boy to hide!
Does your shoe have a dog there, too,
A boy and a dog and a foot in a shoe!
Well, the boy is Buster Brown,
And the dog is Tige his friend,
And it’s really just a picture,
But it’s fun to play pretend.
So look, look, look
In the telephone book
For the store that sells the shoe,
With the picture of the boy
And the dog inside,
That you can put your foot into!
Buster Brown Shoes!
(Arf! Arf!)

44 dub1 03.19.10 at 4:23 pm

Ceci n’est pas une pugge.

[ :D - Ed.]

45 kibblenibble 03.19.10 at 6:17 pm

BB/VA: I ♥ Wishbone, too! I have a little toy Wishbone, and when you give him a little squeeze, he says, “Your imagination can take you anywhere!”

PS I ♥ the name Clover for this pug.

46 Paunchie 03.19.10 at 6:32 pm

How you say Tige? Tig? Teeg? Teeje? I keep hearing Tieje. Tie-je. Huh?

47 dub1 03.19.10 at 7:26 pm

@Paunchie:
Tige is like ‘Tiger’ without the ‘er’

48 Gort 03.19.10 at 8:29 pm

Um, why couldn’t we also have the picture of him looking proud? Now I’m just left feeling sad…

49 smigoo 03.19.10 at 10:48 pm

hahahahahaha so cute~~funny face

50 blair 03.19.10 at 11:06 pm

she just wants to know if you heard that.

what?

oh, nothing…

51 Noelegy 03.19.10 at 11:38 pm

Pugs are so emo! Clover’s eyes speak volumes.

52 marti 03.20.10 at 1:56 am

I cannot believe that the employer is kicking her to the curb after years of loyalty and faithfulness,, haha. This is so very adorable. Thank you for posting this very loveable pug. I love it.

53 baileysgrandmom 03.20.10 at 6:44 am

Halp! I just can’t remember…the little part that went “My name is _____; I live in a shoe! And this is my dog Tige; he lives there, too!” What is the speaker’s name? Don’t tell me Buster Brown–it has to be just one syllable. Please understand, I am trying to dig this up from the rubble of memories that are WAAAAY over 60 years old! Thanks.
Oh, and adorable pug!

54 dub1 03.20.10 at 8:02 am

Goes for it, dodging pudding:

Various versions, but yeppers, it’s Buster Brown:
“I’m Buster Brown, I live in a shoe. That’s my dog, Tige, he lives (in) there too!”

55 Katrina 03.20.10 at 8:27 am

Ah, the couture of the pug.

56 Tricia 03.20.10 at 8:28 am

There are NO ugly Pugs! They are all beautiful/handsome. And my 3 Pugs have me wrapped around their little paws. And I’m proud of it!

57 Jessica 03.20.10 at 9:35 am

Clover is my pug (and Jeff’s… who submitted this post!) and here is her ‘proud’ picture that wasn’t posted, that goes along with this one:

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs131.snc1/5609_545847629877_6605458_32238516_7910814_n.jpg

She is the cutest!

[Very nice. :) - Ed.]

58 skippymom 03.20.10 at 9:43 am

So, Jessica…does Clover wear that outfit every day, or just on special occasions?

59 Heather 03.20.10 at 9:56 am

Someone get that pug a therapist!!!!

Dang cute. That’s all. Ded.

60 Jessica 03.20.10 at 10:03 am

@ Skippymom- It actually was for a photoshoot for a friend of ours. He was shooting for a Quicksew catalog. We don’t usually make her dress like that, but she does have a christmas sweater :)

61 Katrina 03.20.10 at 11:07 am

What clan tartan is that? Anybody?

62 Resriechan 03.20.10 at 11:12 am

Jessica — don’t you mean “a Christmas sweateauw”???? ;)

63 BStrange 03.20.10 at 11:48 am

Re: the “proud” pic linked above… Very cute but it did give me a boggle moment, as follows:

I’ve… never seen a pug “vogue” before. o.O

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_(dance) )

64 Saffron 03.20.10 at 12:34 pm

Many thanks to Jessica and Jeff for the pic and link of the awesome Clover. <3 <3 <3

65 Deckard Canine 03.20.10 at 12:58 pm

Thanks for the Up in the Air reference!

66 Line 03.21.10 at 8:32 am

The dog looks so sad :(

67 Skeebers 03.21.10 at 6:00 pm

This dog is uggs. needs a facelift.

[Right, we'll just bill you, then? - Ed.]

68 asdfghjkl 03.22.10 at 8:34 am

awww thank god its getting fired i couldnt stand to work with that dog i would just want to play with it all day those eyes are so sadd DONT FIRE HIM! haha

69 Missy P 03.22.10 at 8:39 am

Like anyone would ever call this little puppers ugly. I’ll hire you, Clover! I’m not sure what for, but I’ll think of something!

70 Kristabelle 03.22.10 at 10:40 am

That is the most disappointed, sorry, dejected, SAAAAD photo I think I’ve EVER seen. Oh CLOVER. Come HERE and let me love you!!!

Jessica – thanks for the “proud” photo – at least she looks a trifle less sad!! Or as less sad as a pug can look!

71 Soph 03.22.10 at 4:21 pm

Pugs melt my heart every single time, and Clover is no exception. I love her!

72 Pypy 03.23.10 at 5:58 am

Why hasn’t anyone mentioned those leeps yet?

73 Resriechan 03.23.10 at 7:53 am

…..all these days later: I only just noticed THE SPLAYAGE, pholks!!!
Nearly 90 degrees!!! What score did the Russian judges give Clover????

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