Talk About a Short-Sighted Plan

Statuesque Imbecile, you’ll never believe the news! I’m going to an open call audition for Bob’s Big Boy newest mascot! Can you think of anyone more suited for the part???

Maybe Bob’s Big Boy is going with hip irony, Kaitlyn K.? Be sure to check out more photos at Kleiber’s Kanines.

34 comments … read them below or add one

  1. mervtheflamingo says:

    Such a contrast! Too cute!

  2. Suh! says:

    I would call him Munchkin!

  3. victoreia says:

    “…Now remember, whatever happens, look innocent!

  4. alysonmiers says:

    I want to tickle his tummy and nibble on the little pawsies!

  5. BStrange says:

    That Dane could inhale him… (Warning: The Veterinarian General has determined that snorting chihuahuas is bad for your health.)

  6. metsakins says:

    Snorting chihuahua bad? what about huffing kittens? *wipes fluff from nose*

  7. Theo says:

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to… um… never mind. *SNRF*

  8. Heather says:

    Puppy crack. I mean cute puppy. Really, the Dane is my…well it would be my addiction if I owned it because I would snorgle it and never let it go. The chihuahua I would make a leetle pillow for and a leetle bed and I’d be happy forever. Really, it is puppy crack.
    Shame, shame CO, I’ve fallen off the wagon because of you. I thought I was in recovery. *sigh*

  9. Hon Glad says:

    Great Dane “Erm, sorry did someone speak, hello is there any one there, shout loudly
    and I’ll come and find you.”

  10. Janet says:

    What a sweetie!

    “Someday I’m gonna be a big doggy like you!”

  11. Theresa says:

    @Theo, Oh No You Di-Int!!!

    It happened to Barbara Stanwyck!

  12. resriechan says:

    I think that Bob’s Big Boy is gonna use the Dane for its mascot; hence,
    no irony needed!!!!

  13. skippymom says:

    The Statuesque Imbeciles would be a good name for a band.

  14. seth says:

    reminds me of these guys…

  15. WendyPinNJ says:

    “Statuesque Imbecile, you’ll never believe the news! I’m going to an open call audition for Bob’s Big Boy newest mascot! Can you think of anyone more suited for the part???”

    ROTFLMAO. Had I been drinking coffee it would have been out my nose, all over my keyboard!

    Ai, Chihauhau!

  16. Liddol Chihuahua: “Ummmmm; I hope I dint hurt your feelings when I called you a statuesque imbecile, Mr. Dane, SIR….! Errrrrrrrr; since there will be a lotta of other goggies at this open call edition, some of them RLLY Big, I was wondering, (stammer, stammer) if you could accompany me, kinda like a body-guard-dog??
    If it’s too much trouble to carry me, (gulp), mebbee I could just ride in your mouf, or sumfin’??? Pleez, pleez, pleez…….. !

  17. Metz says:

    I’m sorry, but they both have it coming….

    (BEEP)

    (beep)

    Carry on.

  18. Theresa says:

    Yay Ramsey and Pablo! I love them!

  19. junemrc says:

    zomg so tiny!

  20. LovesDogs says:

    Ain’t that the long and short of things>???

  21. BARB says:

    CHIHUAHUAS ARE A GREATDANE IN A SMALL BODY, AND WITH THE SAME PERSONALITY,,,LUV THEM!!!

  22. BARB says:

    THE CHIHUAHUA PROBABLY KEEPS THE DAN IN LINE!!!!

  23. gryt says:

    Omg, look at the size of the huahua’s paw resting on the great dane! :S

  24. Deb! says:

    I want the little one!

  25. Agent 99 says:

    Too big and not too big, that is the question.

  26. dry says:

    When I was a kid, I heard that the local pub landlord and his wife went out for the day and left their great dane with their chihuahua as per usual – both dogs had happily co-habited for ages. When they returned the great dane had eaten the little dog. Just like that. Nom. End of.

  27. marthava says:

    I love how Chihuahua heads are so round, and their ears are set so far back they’re like above their shoulder blades. lolol

  28. fft5305 says:

    “In many ways, Bob’s Big Boy never left, sir. He’s always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.”

  29. What a cute chocolate morsel. I love how he has no fear of his big pal. Totally nommable puppy.

  30. @dry: Geez; I hope that was just an urban legend……. :shock:

  31. enlightenmentgirl says:

    What little snarfle baby! He looks so earnest!

  32. Buskieboy says:

    “We’re pals, right Spike?”
    “We’re best friends, aren’t we Spike?”

  33. MyLittlePonyTales says:

    reminds me of a picture i drew in 5th grade of a chihuahua looking at a great dane.

  34. pita bread says:

    It’s good to have a big pal that will help you out when some bullies come around, lol.